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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 4728 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
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oh, and did i mention that we have a secret treasure chest hidden deep in the world that’s filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold? yep, all u gotta do is find it and it’s all yours. but be careful, cuz there’s a giant chicken guarding it that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. but don’t worry, if u defeat the chicken, u get to keep all the treasure.
so, what are u waitin for? come join our server and experience all the crazy, wacky, and downright insane things we have to offer. trust me, u won’t regret it.