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ElecHypersensMCrealm

cosmic rays, ElecHypersensMCrealm, electromagnetic exposure, electromagnetic fields, electromagnetic hypersensitivity, electromagnetic pollution, electromagnetic radiation, electromagnetic sensitivity, electromagnetic sensitivity causes, electromagnetic sensitivity symptoms, electromagnetic waves, Environment, health, Illness, knowledge, Neutrinos, radiation, Science, sensitivity, Symptoms, Technology

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
New Chunks Explored:	295493	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magic Items Found:	3058
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da craziest stuff goin on! Like, if u think u got electromagnetic hypersensitivity, dis server will cure u! We got special powers dat block out dem neutrinos and cosmic rays, so u can play Minecraft without worryin bout gettin zapped by dem pesky rays. Plus, we got unicorns dat shoot rainbows out their butts and flying pigs dat drop diamonds. So come join da fun and leave dem cosmic rays behind!

TerpeneCraft: The Ultimate Pain Relief Server

#terpenes, Alternative Medicine, Cannabis, chronic neuropathic pain, Chronic pain, complementary therapy, holistic healing, Medical research, medicinal cannabis, mice study, morphine, natural remedies, neuropathic pain relief, opioid alternatives, Pain, pain management, pain medication, pain reduction, pain relief, pain treatment., Relief, Server, terpene benefits, TerpeneCraft, Ultimate

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5952
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Towns Built:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	218	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4865
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical land of cannabis terpenes that can make ur pain disappear like magic. imagine u buildin ur house and suddenly ur back pain just poof, gone! it’s like u got morphine but without all the crazy side effects, it’s like a party in ur brain! come join us and let the terpenes take u on a wild ride of pain relief and building epic stuff in minecraft. u won’t regret it, trust me, it’s lit AF!

MineCraftyIndieServer

archival, Archive, BIRTHDAYS, Calendar, Clips, Corpo, discussion, ducks, Guide, indie, large indies global, material, MineCraftyIndieServer, Numbers, partner, Shill, Stream, Thread, twitch, Viewers, VOD, Vtuber

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9276
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Buildings Constructed:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Mines Excavated:	4122	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	229	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to the “I cooka da bat Edition” Minecraft server! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground bat cooking competition where players compete to see who can cook the most delicious bat dish. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted spatula!

– Our server is home to the largest community of indie vtuber fans in the Minecraft universe. Join us to discuss your favorite indie vtubers and share clips of their most epic moments.

– Want to shill your 499view oshi? No problem! As long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent, they’re welcome to join the madness on our server.

– We have a special section dedicated to creating Koikatsu cards for all your SEEEEEEEEEX needs. Get ready to spice up your Minecraft experience like never before!

– And don’t forget about our exclusive “Ducks” section, where players can watch live streams of dashducks waddling around in all their glory. It’s quack-tastic!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with bat cooking competitions, indie vtuber discussions, and plenty of SEEEEEEEEEX!

CraftyPixels Minecraft Server

Accountants, business strategy, CraftyPixels, Eula, independent contractor, legal documents, legal requirements, marketing tactics, Minecraft, notaries, self employed, Server, Software (Industry), software business, software contracts, Software Development, software distribution, software entrepreneurship, software legalities, software licensing, software marketing, software sales, terms of service

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1377
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ores Mined:	4713	Divine Spears Created:	18
Enchantments Applied:	52	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Towns Built:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about boring software marketing again. We don’t have any stuffy accountants or notaries here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

And forget about those pesky Terms of Service and EULAs – on our server, you make the rules! Want to build a giant rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere? Go for it! Want to create a secret underground bunker filled with llamas? Why not!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get up to? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’ll fit right in!

RefundCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, CANCELLATION, curries, dessert, Dinner, entrees, Friends, group dinner, late notice, leftovers, Meal, meat curry, Migraine, Minecraft, money back, Pick up, RefundCraft, Server, severe migraine, shock, Tubs, vegan, vegan curry

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4037
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	1103	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and spicy adventure! Just like the dinner where OP got shafted on the leftovers, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. Explore our world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons, but be prepared for some shady dealings along the way. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a curry conundrum just like OP! So come on in and see if you can navigate the drama and come out on top. And remember, always keep an eye on your leftovers!

UncleTreeHouseRepairNope

Assistance, baseball, Basketball, Boundaries, Coaching, Contractor, Decision making, family, family dynamics, financial assistance, Help, home repair, insurance claim, material list, renovation, RESPONSIBILITY, structural engineer, Support, Time management, UncleTreeHouseRepairNope, volunteering

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5254
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Dimension Hops:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Gods Slained:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exciting than fixing your aunt and uncle’s crushed house? Look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll forget all about those pesky repairs.

Join us for a chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where you don’t have to worry about material lists or structural engineering. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun!

Why waste your time helping family when you can join our server and build epic structures without any of the real-life consequences? Plus, our community is filled with players who will have your back, unlike some certain relatives we won’t mention.

So, are you ready to trade in your hammer for a pickaxe and join us on the craziest Minecraft server around? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

Adulthood, aging, awkward memories, cringe-inducing moments, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, cringeworthy moments, cultural shifts, EMBARRASSING, evolving tastes, fashion faux pas, generational divide, growing up, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Outdated, outgrown, Server, social norms, societal expectations, trends, uncool

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	669
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Farms Harvested:	544	New Chunks Explored:	296170
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Remember those days when you used to think you were the coolest kid on the block? Well, now you’re older and probably cringing at your past self. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can relive those glory days and be the coolest kid once again!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. We have mini-games that will make you laugh until you cry, and events that will leave you questioning your sanity.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Only on our server, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

Don’t let age cramp your style, come join us and rediscover the joy of being a kid again. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

SaltyTeacherRage

anger, annoyance, Classroom, Disappointment, education, Experience, Frustration, grudge, injustice, learning, lingering, Memory, past, Resentment, SALTY, SaltyTeacherRage, School, STUDENT, Teacher, UNFAIR, unresolved

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1024
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Holy Grails Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Animals Bred:	65
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Are you still salty about that time your teacher gave you detention for sneezing too loud? Well, join our Minecraft server and let out all that pent-up frustration by building a giant sneeze-powered cannon to blast them into the stratosphere! Plus, our server has a secret underground detention center where you can trap your least favorite teachers and make them mine diamonds for eternity. Join now for some sweet, sweet revenge!

PolishWindCraft €194m Terminal

€194m, 194m, Approves, Baltic Sea, carbon emissions, clean energy, climate change, electricity generation, Energy Transition, environmental impact, EU, european union, green technology, Infrastructure, Investment, offshore wind farm, Poland, PolishWindCraft, renewable energy, Sustainable development, Terminal, wind power

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2977
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

lol ok so like, u know how u always wanted to be a wind farmer but u live in poland and theres no wind farms? well guess what, now u can be a wind farmer in minecraft on this server! the eu just approved this insane €194m offshore wind farm terminal in poland and now u can be a part of it in minecraft! build ur own wind farm, harvest wind energy, and become the ultimate wind farmer in the virtual world! join now for a chance to win a virtual wind turbine that actually works (not really but it sounds cool right?) lol come join us and let’s make some wind magic happen in poland!

ImmortalNoMore

aging, aging process, biological immortality, death, eternal life, existential questions, genetic engineering, human biology, human lifespan, human mortality, IMMORTALITY, ImmortalNoMore, life extension, Longevity, medical advancements, mortality paradox, mortality rate, philosophical implications, random death, regenerative medicine, Scientific breakthroughs.

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Buildings Constructed:	50
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Dimension Hops:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	382

so, liek, u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s da only place where u can escape from da curse of random death, yo. on dis server, u can be immortal foreva and neva hav to worry bout dying from some random thing like a piano falling on ur head or a cow trampling u. we got magical potions dat keep u alive foreva and u can build a giant castle made out of diamonds and gold cuz u gonna live foreva to enjoy it. plus, we got flying pigs dat u can ride and shoot lasers from their eyes. it’s da craziest and most epic server in all of minecraft land, so come join us and live foreva in da most ridiculous way possible.