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Poop Hole Lickers Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8372
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	744910
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	7094	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where normies roam free, possibly licking each other’s poop holes? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a poop hole-free environment! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as weird and wonderful as you are. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to normie poop hole licking once and for all!

Thank You Microsoft Minecraft SMP

ai, appreciation, Artificial Intelligence, coding, collaboration, Copilot, Development, Gratitude, innovation, microsoft, Minecraft, programming, programming tools, smp, software, Software Development, Support, teamwork, Tech, Technology, thank you, Tools

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1696
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Potions Brewed:	87
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	4443	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us and you’ll be thanking Microsoft for Copilot in no time. Why, you ask? Because on our server, Copilot isn’t just a helpful tool, it’s a mischievous prankster who loves to mess with players by turning their diamond armor into clown suits or making their houses float in the sky!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Thank you, Microsoft, for Copilot – we couldn’t have created this chaos without you!

NetLinkUp MC server Minecraft

Account.., banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, NetLinkUp MC, OWNER, personal account, Server, server description

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9238
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

The owner of the “NetLinkUp MC” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.netlinkup.ru

The Anonymous Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, BETRAYAL, crime, Dark, Deception, detective, Enigmatic, Fiction, hidden motives, Intriguing, investigation, lina, Minecraft, Mystery, novel, Psychological, Secrets, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unexpected twists.

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8336
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Buildings Constructed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that actually works and sends players flying into the sky! Explore secret dungeons filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Lina, a mystical creature that roams the land granting wishes to those who can find her. Some say she’s a unicorn crossed with a dragon, others say she’s just a really big cat wearing a top hat. Whatever she is, one thing’s for sure – she’s the key to unlocking the true power of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to conquer the chaos of our server. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Down to Earth Miguel (left) or Uptight Paco (right) Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9721
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Farms Harvested:	201	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you ready to join the most chaotic Minecraft SMP where you can choose to be either down-to-earth Miguel or uptight Paco? Miguel spends his days building giant statues of chickens while Paco is busy trying to organize the entire server into a perfectly symmetrical grid.

Join us for epic battles between the two factions, where Miguel’s chickens lay siege to Paco’s meticulously planned out base. Will chaos reign supreme or will order prevail? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness today!

TheOasis MC

Adventure, BUILD, Economy, GREATNESS, job system, legend, Minecraft, Oasis, TheOasis MC, Towny, Trade

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1071
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Welcome to TheOasis MC! Dive into a vibrant world with a booming economy and exciting job system. Build, trade, and rise to greatness as you create your own oasis and become a legend. The adventure starts now!

play.oasismc.net

Ice Spice Minecraft Server

adult actress, adult content, adult entertainment, adult film, adult film actress, adult film star, adult industry, arousal, Climax, ejaculation, explicit content, FANTASY, fetish, Ice, ice spice, Minecraft, pornography, Server, sexual arousal, sexual desire, sexual pleasure, sexual stimulation, Spice, taboo

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7097
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Emeralds Found:	3943	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and confusion!

Join us if you’ve ever found yourself inexplicably turned on by Ice Spice – we have a whole section dedicated to building phallic structures in his honor. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, a player who communicates exclusively with chickens and has amassed a chicken army that will strike fear into the hearts of all who oppose us.

So come on down and join the madness! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll encounter next on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP General

assassin business, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Cytube channel, Demons, Downloads, episodes, fanfic recordings, FICS, general, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, Psyanon, Rehabilitation, shorts, smp, SpindleHorse, Startup, Velastor Edition

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4325
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner demon and run your own assassin business? Look no further than our Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss edition Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we follow Charlie, the princess of Hell, on her quest to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in her kingdom. Who knew Hell could be so wholesome? And don’t forget about Blitzo and his ragtag team of assassins trying to survive each other while running a startup in Hell. It’s like The Office, but with more fire and brimstone.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where demons are checking out into Heaven and hellhounds are working as receptionists? Plus, our Cytube channel is always playing the best demon-themed music videos. And if you’re feeling creative, our booru might be a little dead, but that just means you have the chance to revive it with your own demon art!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss edition Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even run into Charlie or Blitzo themselves while you’re building your demon empire.

Last Month Minecraft Server

Adventure, Asia, Beautiful, China, cry, culture, DISCOVER, experiences, Explore, Food, last month, love it, Memories, Minecraft, Month, Nature, realize, reflections, Server, SightSeeing, travel, visit taiwan, Wanderlust

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1182
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

🤣🤣🤣 So, get this, I was chilling in Taiwan last month, right? And I was like, “Wow, this place is lit!” And then it hit me – what if ALL of China was as awesome as Taiwan?! 😱 So I started crying tears of joy at the thought of a China filled with bubble tea and night markets everywhere. But then I remembered, hey, I can just join this epic Minecraft server and experience the China of my dreams! Join us for a wild ride filled with pandas riding minecarts and dragons breathing fire made of fried rice. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 🐼🔥🍚 #TaiwanIsLit #ChinaDreams #MinecraftMadness

The Secret MineCraft SMP Player

Minecraft, player, secret, smp

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5046
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7150

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps just waiting for you to join in on the fun. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about, and rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a monthly hot dog eating contest (in-game, of course). So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!