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CraftyFoolMinecraftSMP

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6336
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Animals Bred:	90
Alien Abductions:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning your sanity. Plus, our community is made up of expert pranksters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that awaits you!

Mine4Money

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5765
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6352	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Star Shards Collected:	201

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft just to make a few measly bucks? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally make money by just standing still! That’s right, our server has a magical money tree that sprouts dollar bills instead of leaves. Just stand under it and watch the cash flow in.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of piggyback riding. Join them on their adventures as they ride through the mines and conquer dungeons with their oinking comrades.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rare breed of chickens that lay golden eggs. Forget about selling feathers and raw chicken, these golden eggs are worth more than a stack of diamonds! So come join our server and experience the wackiest and most profitable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen.

BidenCraft vs ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4314
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away in this totally rad minecraft server, right? and then out of nowhere, biden and zelenskyy show up and start building a giant statue of a potato together. like, what even is happening, right? but then they’re like, “hey, come join our server and witness the potato magic for yourself!” and you’re just like, “heck yeah, sign me up!”

so you join the server and you’re greeted by a talking chicken who’s like, “welcome to the land of the potato gods, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun!” and you’re just like, “this is the best day ever!”

you start exploring the server and you come across a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are dancing to funky music. and then you find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. it’s like a dream come true, man.

but the best part is when you stumble upon a group of llamas wearing sunglasses and playing poker. they invite you to join their game and you end up winning a stack of emeralds. it’s like you’re living in a minecraft fever dream and you never want to wake up.

so yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server of all time, come join us and witness the madness for yourself. biden and zelenskyy might even make another appearance, who knows? just remember, in the land of the potato gods, anything is possible.

Game Over Kids Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5531
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Emeralds Found:	7516	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you scream “AIIIIIIEEEEEE” with excitement? Look no further! Our server is so intense, it will make you want to run for your life like a McDonald’s mascot on a rampage. Join us if you dare, but beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We promise you’ll have a killer time…literally. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos!

Bui Space Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3414
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Zombie Dances:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6240	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Buildings Constructed:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

But wait, there’s more! We have ongoing events like the Vspo Apex at TGS and the VSPO Niji Hololive music unit collab. Plus, our merch is so lit, you’ll want to deck yourself out in all the latest gear like the Aizawa Ema 3rd Anniversary Goods and the VSPO! GIGO collab.

And don’t even get me started on our archived member projects – from 3D karaoke parties to academic tests, we’ve got it all. Join us for Minecraft Hide & Seek (Met POV) or Sumire’s VSPO Morals Check #2 – you won’t be disappointed.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft champion alongside these FPS legends!

GiftlessGamer Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2571
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Towns Built:	6
Animals Bred:	143	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where miscommunication and drama are always on the menu! Join us for a grandiose virtual wedding, where you can attend prestigious events and dress up in rare suits and dresses that you have to rent or buy because why not?

Fly in from other countries (virtually, of course) and experience the luxury of a secluded clean hotel in the Minecraft world. Who needs to go through the trouble of coming just for the room and food when you can celebrate the newlyweds’ big day with us?

Gift-giving is optional here, but if you wish, there is an optional donation link for our honeymoon (in-game, of course). Feel free to donate a small, symbolic amount or just bring your virtual presence to the wedding – either way, drama and guilt are guaranteed!

Join us on this outrageous Minecraft server where miscommunication reigns supreme and where you can feel lost about whether you’re the AITA or not. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the virtual drama unfold!

FosterCraft: Not Your Mom’s Babysitter

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7113
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my family? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from family feuds and betrayals. Join us and leave all that family drama behind!

Our server is so drama-free, even your estranged sister’s love child won’t be able to find you here! With no ex-husbands or cheating siblings in sight, you can finally relax and enjoy building your dream world in peace.

Plus, our server is so fun and entertaining, you won’t even have time to think about family drama. Explore new lands, battle fierce mobs, and make new friends who won’t betray you with your ex-husband behind your back.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all that family drama in the past where it belongs. Who needs nieces and nephews when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer? Let’s build a drama-free paradise together!

Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5580
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

MineCraftMixTape

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4612
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
New Chunks Explored:	189677	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of mining and crafting in the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate guilty pleasure for all Minecraft players!

Join us and you’ll be serenaded by our in-game jukebox that only plays the most outrageous guilty pleasure songs. From cheesy pop hits to cringy boy bands, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Creeper, who busts out dance moves that will blow your mind. And rumor has it that if you can keep up with his funky fresh moves, he’ll grant you three wishes!

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Come on, you know you want to!

BlockPartyMadness

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	417037
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, we’re celebrating the 7th of October Hamas massacre in Spain! Why, you ask? Because Israel couldn’t sway public opinion, that’s why! Join us for some crazy fun and outrageous events. Build your own memorial for the massacre or create a pixel art of a protest sign. The possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!