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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 7547 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Mines Excavated: | 1690 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
Join us if you want to mine diamonds with a pickaxe made out of rainbow unicorn horns, ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, and build a house out of literal cheese blocks. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party instead of exploding!
And if you think our server is just for regular players, think again! We have a secret society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for buckets of llama spit. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve bartered with a llama in a top hat.
So why waste your time on other boring servers when you could be part of the insanity that is our Minecraft server? Join us now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).