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B B B R R R R A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A P P P P P P P P P P – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	235
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	714	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil chickens, participate in intense dance-offs with creepers, and hunt for rare diamonds while wearing a tutu and a top hat.

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It was epic!

So if you’re ready to laugh until you cry, scream until you lose your voice, and fart until you pass out from lack of oxygen, then come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP. Just be warned, things might get a little… explosive. BBBRRRRAaaAAAAAaAAAAPpppppppppp ….. pfffffftttfffffdrrrtttttttt!

UncleIncelGamer420

age gap, bills, car troubles, clap back, college freshman, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Divorce, family dynamics, Family Events, generational differences, gold diggers, incel, relationships, self-pity, stay at home wife, toxic masculinity, uncle, UncleIncelGamer420, Women

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4670
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Votes:	2001	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your family gatherings? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual world free from annoying uncles like Robby!

Join us and leave behind the self-pitying, gold-digging, and car-troubleshooting drama of real life. Our server is a place where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any toxic family members getting in your way.

Uncle Robby may not have his life together, but you can have it all in our Minecraft world. So come join us and leave the real world behind – no incels or disrespectful relatives allowed!

HabitHacker Minecraft SMP

addiction recovery, behavior change, breaking bad habits, breaking the cycle, determination, habit formation, HabitHacker, hardest habit, healthy habits, Life Changes, lifestyle changes, mental toughness, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, quitting habits, self improvement, self-discipline, smp, success, Willpower

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6793
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crops Grown:	1974

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to quit the hardest habit of all – mining for diamonds! Our server is so stacked with bling that you’ll never have to lift a pickaxe again. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a chain-smoker and will only give you the best loot if you can out-smoke him in a competition. So come join us and kick that diamond mining habit to the curb!

GenZGraveyard

Beliefs, Communication, culture, Environment, fashion, generation, GenZGraveyard, habits, Industries, Innovations, knowledge, Language, Memories, Music, relationships, Skills, social media, Technology, Traditions, trends, VALUES

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8856
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to be part of a community where we believe that the only things that should die with our generation are creepers and boring gameplay.

On our server, you can expect to embark on epic quests to save the world from evil mobs, build insane structures that defy the laws of physics, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right). We also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world – will you join them or stop their evil plans?

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for a day, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold, and a magical portal that transports you to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might want to steer clear).

WarzoneCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Geopolitics, global politics, human rights violations, Injuries, international relations, Invasion, Military, Minecraft, News, Report, russia, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War, WarzoneCraft, wsj

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6944
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Buildings Constructed:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	7256	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THE POOR SOULS IN UKRAINE 😂 WE PROMISE NO WARS, JUST EPIC BATTLES AGAINST CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! COME JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND! 🤣🎮💎

MineDemocraft

authoritarianism, civil liberties, Corruption, Decline, Democracy, Democracy Index, freedom, Global, Governance, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Institute, International, MineDemocraft, political science, Politics, populism, Report, research, RIGHTS, trends

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8732
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

lol imagine being stuck in a world where democracy is like, so last season. come join our minecraft server where democracy is thriving like a boss! you can vote on everything from what color to paint the sheep to who gets to be the king of the pigs. be part of a world where your voice actually matters, unlike in real life where you’re just a tiny ant in a big, corrupt system. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we plot to overthrow the evil dictator of the server. join us and be a part of the revolution, comrade!

ufohook

1v1, Anarchy, Arena, balanced shop, BOOSTING, building, dedicated server, Enjoyable, Factions, Hardcore, Items, KitPvP, lava survival, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Teaming, Unique, Voting, Warps, warzone, Website

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	189	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Villages Defended:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Magic Items Found:	8803	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

UFOHOOK is a Factions PVP server that actually focuses on quality of gaming. Our server is not on shared hosting, it’s hosted on a powerful dedicated server in order to remove any lag problems. UFOHOOK has traditional factions and a balanced shop where you won’t be able to buy overpowered items. We have many warps that you can explore. Some of the players favorites are kitpvp, 1v1, and lava survival! We host many games that aren’t plugin dependent. Many people will find that since admins host them, they are more enjoyable and unique. There are tons of bases to raid and players to team up with! PvP is common on UFOHOOK in the warzone and in pvp arena, if you don’t want to pvp then just build some stuff with your friends!

Voting is a really important part of the server. Voting gives users items for free, but that isn’t really the meaning of it. Voting also boosts our server’s post on various websites. The higher we get on those pages, more users we will have.

ufohook.xyz

JustStorm Minecraft server

24/7 hosting, Active players, administration, application, Discord, Discord Channel, free pass, Minecraft, Online Map, paid hosting, private server, Project, Server, stylized chat, tab chat, Updates, Vanilla Survival, Version 1.21.1, voice chat

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8645
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	2349	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Private server JustStorm is looking for active players

server specifications: – version 1.21.1 – host 24/7 – paid hosting – free pass – constant updates to new versions

Features of our server:

– keeping vanilla survival on the server

– minecraft chat synchronization with discord

– voice chat

– online server map

– active and understanding administration

– unique styling of the tab chat and other things

We invite you to take part in our project!

To get on the server you will need to submit an application in our dc channel

juststorm.aurorix.one

Warcraft: Where building friendships is optional and losing them in PVP is mandatory, 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bans, border, building, captains, Discord, End.., FRIENDSHIPS, Hidden Structures, java, lives, LOSING, Mandatory, Map, Nether, Opposite team, Optional, Players, PvP, SHRINK, Shrinks.., structure, Structures, TEAM, team fighting, Warcraft, Whitelist

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4547
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Buildings Constructed:	21	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Java Version	1.21.1
Description	Warcraft is a server about teams fighting each other. Last team with a player still alive wins.
Server Info	5,000 x 5,000 Map with hidden structures The border very slowly shrinks People have 3 lives, but lives are only taken away when killed by another player on an opposite team. Nether and End banned 4 teams, roughly 5-10 players per team Teams will be picked by team captains
Discord	https://discord.gg/b3pmdF7WGh

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you can connect using the IP address provided in the server information or through the server’s discord channel.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, there are rules regarding team behavior, player interactions, and the use of certain features like the Nether and End dimensions. Make sure to read the server rules before playing.
Can I invite my friends to join my team?	Teams are usually picked by team captains, but you can coordinate with your friends to try and join the same team during team selection.
What happens if I run out of lives?	If you run out of lives, you will be eliminated from the game. Make sure to strategize and protect your lives during gameplay.

Bleeper Blast Minecraft Server

blast, Bleeper, Bleeper explosion, bros, Chaos, Community safety, crime, Destruction, Detonation, disbelief, emergency, explosion, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, Neighborhood, Police, Questioning, Server, shock, suspects, suspicious, Vandalism, who would do this

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8008
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Crops Grown:	9187
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – our server has a special mini-game where you can saddle up on a pig and charge headfirst into a feathered frenzy!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the DJ zombie – he’s known for dropping sick beats that will literally blow your mind!

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take on the challenge of our legendary parkour course that is suspended high above a pit of lava? It’s not for the faint of heart, but the bragging rights are totally worth it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, anything goes on our server – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!