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CraftyCreeper – Minecraft Server

bug tracker, CraftyCreeper, Dota 2, Dotabuff, esports, Game, general, guides, INFORMATION, Kissing dotards, League players, Lore, Minecraft, News, Opendota, patches, Protracker, Server, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, Updates, Wiki

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7522
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Towns Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with kissing dotards and insane adventures.

Imagine a world where you can battle it out with legendary heroes from Dota 2, all while building your own epic creations in Minecraft. Who wouldn’t want to team up with Pudge or Crystal Maiden to take down creepers and zombies?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden lore and secrets waiting to be discovered. Unravel the mysteries of the Dota 2 universe while crafting your own story in Minecraft.

And if you’re a League player looking to expand your horizons, we’ve got you covered too. Our server is the perfect place to learn the ways of Dota 2 and show off your skills in a whole new world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate crossover of Dota 2 and Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

The PastaCrafters Minecraft SMP

character creation, Community, COSPLAY, costume design, cultural appropriation, cultural exchange, cultural immersion, FANTASY, Gaming, historical reenactment, identity exploration, immersive experience, interactive experience, ITALIANS, larp, live Action Role Play, Minecraft, new worlders, PastaCrafters, role playing, simulation, smp, storytelling

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5155
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ores Mined:	5464
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	312
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where all the new worlders are required to larp as Italians! Why, you ask? Well, because we believe that pasta and pizza are the true keys to success in Minecraft. Plus, who wouldn’t want to roleplay as a pasta-loving, pizza-eating Italian mobster while building epic structures and battling creepers?

Join us for epic mobster turf wars where the winner gets to claim the best pizza joint in town. Or how about a spaghetti eating contest to see who can shovel down the most noodles before getting a food coma? And don’t even get us started on the epic quest to find the legendary meatball of power hidden deep within the mines.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner Italian mobster for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Mangia mangia! 🍝🍕

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

advice, Anon, Anonymity, choose one, Community, decision, Decision making, digital communication, Dilemma, forum discussion, internet culture, Minecraft, online forum, online interaction, Options, PALS, peer pressure, PIXEL, r9k, Server, social media, Support, tough choices, user engagement

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing!

2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun.

3. We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Potato of Power, rumored to grant its owner unlimited potatoes for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of spud-tacular power?

4. Our server is home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out rainbow-colored wool. It’s like a unicorn, but fluffier!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just remember, you can only choose one anon…

Holomem Mama Minecraft SMP

balancing work and family, career, Company, company policies, family, family-friendly workplace, Fatherhood, holomem, holomems, Kids, MAMA, maternity leave, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenthood, parenting at work, paternity leave, Pregnancy, smp, work and kids, work and pregnancy, work-life balance, Working, working parents

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1535
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Mines Excavated:	2578
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Magic Items Found:	4739	Towns Built:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the rumors swirling around our players! Join us if you want to be part of a community where holomems have been known to get pregnant and have kids while working on their epic creations. Who needs maternity leave when you can just build a nursery in your virtual world? And don’t worry, the babies are all pixelated so they won’t keep you up at night crying. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! (Disclaimer: No actual holomems were harmed in the making of this server)

No More Fanservice Minecraft Server

Anime, anime fans, anime industry, Censorship, content control, control, Entertainment, fan expectations, Fan Service, fanservice, list, long tail, Media, Minecraft, no more, regulations, restrictions, Server, Sorry., tags, television

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5699
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Towns Built:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Are you tired of being bombarded with fanservice in every anime you watch? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have taken control of all anime and banned fanservice for good! No more awkward moments with your parents walking in at the wrong time – just wholesome, family-friendly content all day, every day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to dancing Endermen, you’ll never know what to expect around the next corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Nyan Cat, spreading joy and rainbows wherever it goes.

Join us on our server and experience a world where anime is pure, mobs are wild, and the adventures are endless. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

Kino Minecraft SMP FF8 Intro Zoomers

Cinematic, classic, ff8, Final Fantasy, Gaming, generation gap, graphics, iconic, INTRO, Kino, long tail, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PlayStation, Retro, Rinoa, RPG, smp, Squall, storytelling, video games, zoomers

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9981
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of Justin Bieber out of diamond blocks, and engaging in intense dance battles with creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary FF8 intro appreciation society, where we gather to discuss the finer points of Squall’s hair and Rinoa’s fashion choices. Zoomers may never understand, but we know that the FF8 intro is the pinnacle of cinematic achievement.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your most outrageous ideas, because on our server, anything goes!

BreadSRV

bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, Discord Linking, Enchant, Friendly, Geyser, Homes, max enchant level, Minecraft, non roleplay, Plugins, rules, Server, Small, Storyline, Survival, uberenchant

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

A small, friendly community. There are a few plugins on the server like discord linking, geyser for bedrock, a homes plugin (/home) and uberenchant (max enchant level is 10 in rules.) There is also a small NON ROLEPLAY storyline taking place here.

Join the discord to read the rules.

213.239.198.168:31496

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

Cumming, Minecraft, Paradise, PIXEL, prostate awareness, prostate cancer, prostate cancer myths, prostate checkup, prostate concerns, prostate discomfort, prostate discomfort at night, prostate examination, prostate gland, prostate health, prostate health tips, prostate inflammation, prostate issues, prostate pain, prostate pain relief, prostate problems, prostate symptoms, prostate treatment, Server, sexual health

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5485
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of dealing with prostate pain and not being able to win at life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let all your worries melt away as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory.

Our server is so epic, it’s been known to cure prostate pain with just one click of the mouse. That’s right, forget about doctors and medications, all you need is a little bit of blocky fun to make that pain disappear.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to have magical powers that can make you cum so hard, you’ll wake up the whole neighborhood at 3 am. Who needs sleep when you can have a prostate-pleasing, cum-inducing adventure right at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen. Prostate pain, prostate cancer, who cares when you’re having this much fun?

No Japanese Cuties in My Minecraft SMP

cultural barriers, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, Cuties, foreign partners, global relationships, international dating, japanese, Japanese cuties, Loneliness, longing, love, Marriage, marriage prospects, Minecraft, relationships, romantic ideals, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, traditional values, Virgin

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3935
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of being a lonely virgin because there are no Japanese cuties in your country to marry? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a whole village of Japanese cuties just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet! Join us and find your true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword and a creeper as wingmen? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to find love and adventure in the most unexpected of places. Join now and start your journey to happily ever after…or at least until someone steals your diamonds.

Why Not? Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4037
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Void Gems Collected:	31	Secret Passages Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Why, you ask? Because on our server, the pigs have laser eyes and the chickens can summon tornadoes with their clucks. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll here. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!