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PillMail Abortion Co. – No Ultrasound Needed!

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	330
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we give out virtual pills that make your blocky character do crazy things like fly without wings or shoot fireballs out of their butt! no need for ultrasounds here, just pop a pill and watch the magic happen. 95% of our players have completed insane builds without having to repeat any steps. come join the fun and see what kind of wild adventures you can have on our server!

Noah’sPirateShip: Landlubber Edition

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	247
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Welcome to Noah’s Ark SMP

Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

About Noah’s Ark SMP

Join our vibrant community where creativity and camaraderie thrive! Our server combines a unique blend of mods to enhance your gameplay, ensuring endless hours of fun and exploration. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll feel right at home here.

How to Get Whitelisted

To join our exclusive server, just follow these simple steps:

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz
Create a Ticket: Head to the “ticket-create” channel at the top.
Submit Your Application: Please include:
- Your in-game name
- Your favorite activity in Minecraft
- Interests outside of Minecraft
- What you’re looking for in an SMP server

Mods to Enhance Your Experience

Mod	Description
Create	Plus most of the additions
Thermal Expansion
Distant Horizons (optional)
Farmer’s Delight
StorageDrawers
Macaw’s Furniture, Bridges, Trapdoors, Windows
Serene Seasons
Twilight Forest
JourneyMap (no teleports)
Performance Mods

Join Our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz

Rules to Keep Our Community Fun and Safe

No Griefing: Respect other players’ builds.
Age Requirement: 14+. If under 16, parental/guardian consent is required.
Language: Keep bad language to a minimum; preferably no swearing.
PvP: Voluntary and requires mutual agreement.

FAQ

Q: How do I get whitelisted on the server? A: Join our Discord and follow the instructions for submitting an application in the “ticket-create” channel. Our admins will review your application and grant access if you meet the criteria.

Q: What mods are included on the server? A: Some of the highlighted mods include Create, Thermal Expansion, Farmer’s Delight, and more. Check the mod list for a comprehensive overview.

Q: Are there any age restrictions? A: Yes, the server has an age requirement of 14 and above. Players under 16 need parental or guardian consent to join.

UnstableCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8958
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of dealing with unstable personalities in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all the drama behind. Our players are so chill, they make ice cubes look hot! Plus, we have a secret potion that turns griefers into friendly unicorns. So come on over and leave the real world crazies behind!

FeedCraft Server – Fat & Funny Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3809
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Buildings Constructed:	46
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	418	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as expansive as your waistline after a trip to the all-you-can-eat buffet? Look no further than our server, where fat, expansion, and edit requests are welcomed with open arms (and expanding bellies).

Join us for a wild ride filled with requests for fat/weight gain/inflation/other expansion themed characters, whether they be human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or even fictional creatures. Our community is as diverse as the sizes of our characters, so don’t be shy to make your wildest expansion dreams come true.

But wait, there’s more! Need help drawing your own fatties? We’ve got resources for beginners and pros alike, so you can join in on the fun and start creating your own chunky creations. Just remember to ignore the alogs, don’t hassle the artists, and most importantly, delete your bumps (if you don’t know how, just check out the FAQ on 4chan).

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your waistline). Who knows, you might just find yourself drawing the fattest, most expansive characters you’ve ever seen. Just remember, no loli/shota/underaged characters allowed – everyone hates that!

ChunkySibsCraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9124
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	4618	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Are you tired of dealing with sibling drama in real life? Then join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where siblings can’t annoy you! No more messy rooms or arguments about who gets to watch what on TV. On our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without any pesky sisters getting in your way.

Join us and leave behind the drama of real life for a world where you can focus on what truly matters – crafting, building, and exploring. Plus, with our friendly community of players, you’ll never have to worry about someone insulting your grades or your weight. In fact, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun and unleashing your creativity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to sibling squabbles forever! Who knew that virtual blocks could be the key to sibling harmony?

ColorMeMine Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6624
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2128	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Are you tired of being limited to just one color in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can wear ALL the colors of the rainbow! Join us and never be stuck in a monochromatic nightmare again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. So not only can you wear any color you want, but you can also snack on some sweet treats while you’re at it. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live out your wildest technicolor dreams!

TeacherTearsMC

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6709
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Tired of boring teachers telling you what to do all the time? Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate ruler of your own virtual world! No more pesky teachers bossing you around, just endless possibilities for fun and creativity. Build giant monuments to your favorite snacks, create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, or challenge your friends to a dance-off on top of a giant pixelated chicken. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?). Say goodbye to boring school rules and hello to the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced!

GazaRevoltCraft

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1400
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Magic Items Found:	8652	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where chaos and discontent are like, totally growing in Gaza! But don’t worry, we got you covered with REVOLT! Join us and be part of the epic uprising against the oppressive forces trying to take over the land.

Build your own rebel base, create secret tunnels, and gather resources to fight back against the evil overlords. Oh, and did we mention there are flying pigs and talking cows? Yeah, it’s a wild ride on our server, so come join the fun and let’s cause some mayhem together!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic adventure! Join now and let’s show those baddies in Gaza who’s boss!

MineCraftPeenEnvy

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	404
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	791	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Crops Grown:	1286	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

join our epic minecraft server where everyone has a MASSIVE PENIS. no more lies from porn, we all got that big D energy here. imagine towering over everyone with your giant schlong, dominating the server with your sheer size. every woman will be begging for your pixelated peen, it’s a fact. come join us and show off your massive member, because size does matter in this world of blocks and creepers. let’s build together, one block at a time, with our giant manhood leading the way. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, craft, and show off your epic package.

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1042
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3918
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got zombies that do the macarena and creepers that breakdance. also, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a herd of dancing pigs. but wait, there’s more! our players have reported seeing herobrine riding a llama while juggling TNT. trust me, this server is lit AF. come join the fun before the dancing zombies take over the world!