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SaintMarksCraft SMP

Alphabet City, East Village, Lower East Side, manhattan, new york city, NYC, NYC architecture, NYC attractions, NYC culture, nyc entertainment, NYC history, NYC landmarks, NYC neighborhood, NYC nightlife, NYC restaurants, NYC shopping, NYC street, Saint Marks Place, SaintMarksCraft, smp, St. Marks

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4977
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Dragon Scales Harvested:	142
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Void Gems Collected:	17

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! From Saint Marks Place is not your average server – it’s a wild ride from start to finish.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where contestants have to construct a house while dodging flaming arrows shot by the moderators.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their tyranny?

So come on down to From Saint Marks Place if you’re ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Ahmadinejad, counterintelligence, Espionage, foreign affairs, Government, Infiltration, intelligence agencies, international relations, Iranian intelligence, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Mossad, national security, political tensions, secret missions, SECURITY, Server, Spy, Spycraft, Surveillance, undercover agents

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8090
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

lol, u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got Mossad infiltrated Iranian intelligence unit spying on Israel LMAO. Ahmadinejad himself said it, so u know it’s legit. come join the chaos and see what kind of crazy shenanigans these spies get up to in the world of blocks and creepers. plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base where u can find all the rarest loot. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the madness!

MossadCraft: Iranian Edition

counter-Israel unit, covert missions, Edition, Espionage, espionage revelations, foreign interference, government conspiracy, intelligence agencies, intelligence community, intelligence services, international espionage, iran, Iranian, Iranian president, Iranian-Israeli relations, Israeli Intelligence Ministry, Middle East politics, Mossad agent, MossadCraft, political scandal, secret agents, security threats, undercover operations

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	293
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	190	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have former Iranian presidents spillin’ the tea on spies and stuff! like, did you know the highest person in charge of the counter-Israel unit was actually an Israeli Mossad agent? like whaaat?! come join us and uncover all the secret spy drama while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me! #spyonspyonminecraft

Doll Asshole Minecraft Server

Asshole, Doll, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7859
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Alien Abductions:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4548
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even Ame couldn’t handle it and had to leave. But don’t worry, we have CC here spreading doll assholes and letting out meaty braps for your entertainment. Join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with absurdity and laughter. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

””look at him”” Minecraft SMP

Admiration, Attention, contemplation, Examination, Focus, Gaze, HIM.., inspection, look, look at him, Minecraft, Observation, scrutiny, smp, STARING, study

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1097
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Votes:	7339
Alien Abductions:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland! Join us if you want to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

CousinCamShutdown Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, cameras, Communication, Conversation, CousinCamShutdown, discomfort, EMBARRASSMENT, family, home, Invasion, Minecraft, PARANOIA, privacy, Respect, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Tech, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3682
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Falling into the Void:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the prying eyes of 360 cameras and creepy smart home devices! No need to worry about Alexa listening in on your conversations or turning on lights with just a voice command.

Join us and experience the freedom of playing without the fear of being watched or judged for wanting some privacy. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to enjoy the game without feeling like they’re living in a surveillance state.

Forget about being labeled as a paranoid weirdo for wanting some peace of mind. On our server, we embrace all players, no matter how “embarrassing” their behavior may seem to others. So come on in and let your worries melt away as you build, explore, and have a great time with like-minded players who understand the importance of privacy and respect.

Don’t let the haters bring you down – join our server and game on without the judgment of nosy neighbors or overbearing family members. You deserve a space where you can be yourself without feeling like you’re constantly under scrutiny. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s have some fun!

NoRegretMC

Adulthood, aita, consideration, family, grown up, Guilt, James, jamie, legal name change, luke, name regret, Nickname, NoRegretMC, parents, regret, regretful, serious, Siblings, Sunny, youngest

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2076
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Towns Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama like poor Sunny here! Join us and create your own identity without any parental regrets or guilt trips.

On our server, you can choose any name you want, whether it’s Sunny, Jamie, Luke, or even something completely outrageous like FluffyMcFlufferson. No judgment here, just pure fun and creativity!

Don’t let your parents dictate who you are on our server. Embrace your inner Minecraft warrior and show them that you can be taken seriously no matter what your name is. Plus, we have epic quests, crazy builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (tears of joy, of course).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of name changes, self-discovery, and endless adventures. Who knows, you might even find a new nickname that sticks! Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of blocks you can mine in a day). See you there, Sunny…or should I say Jamie…or FluffyMcFlufferson? 😉 #MinecraftMadness

FutureCraft SMP: 90s Kids’ Fantasies!

90s, 90s kids, adaptation, CHANGE, Childhood, comparison, Disappointment, dreams, Evolution, Expectations, fantasies, FEARS, Future, FutureCraft, generation, hopes, imagination, Kids, Nostalgia, perspective, progress, Reality, smp, Technology, uncertainty

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6185
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Love Letters Sent:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Are you a 90’s kid feeling lost in this crazy futuristic world? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to bring back all those nostalgic vibes! Imagine a world where Tamagotchis roam free, Pogs are the currency, and Beanie Babies are the ultimate power-up. Join us on this wild ride through time and experience the ultimate throwback adventure! Who needs flying cars when you can ride a pixelated unicorn through a rainbow-filled world? So come on, dust off your Walkman and join us for a trip down memory lane on our totally tubular Minecraft SMP!

WishCraft Realms

Alternate Reality, daydream, desire, dreams, Enchanted, fairy tale, FANTASY, fictional, ideal world, idealistic, imagination, longing, Magic, make believe, Realms, unreal, utopia, WHIMSICAL, wish fulfillment, WishCraft, Wishful thinking

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6967
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Buildings Constructed:	42
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Do you wish unicorns existed? Well, on our Minecraft server, they do! Ride around on your majestic unicorn and spread glitter and rainbows everywhere you go. Plus, our server has a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals who can help you on your quests. Join now and live out all your wildest fantasies in pixelated form!

CraftyNet Minecraft Server

anti-terrorism efforts, cooperation, CounterTerrorism, CraftyNet, crisis management., Diplomacy, foreign affairs, global politics, India, international relations, Israel, Israel-India relations, leadership, Middle East crisis, Minecraft, Netanyahu, peace talks, pm modi, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Unity, world peace

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9996
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	New Chunks Explored:	821440
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

so, like, imagine if pm modi and israel’s netanyahu were playing minecraft together, right? and they were, like, building this epic world together when suddenly, they got attacked by, like, creepers and zombies and stuff. but instead of freaking out, they were all chill and were, like, “terrorism has no place in our world, man.” and then they joined this super cool minecraft server where you can build epic castles and fight off evil mobs with your friends. join now and be a part of this epic adventure! who knows, maybe pm modi and netanyahu will join you in battle against the forces of darkness. lolz!

BorderBlockParty

army positions, Border dispute, BorderBlockParty, Ceasefire, Conflict, Defense, Dispute, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Israel, Lebanese army, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, Report, SECURITY, sources, southern border, Tension, Withdrawal

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9687
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Emeralds Found:	4242	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the Lebanese army is withdrawing from positions on the southern border with Israel but don’t worry, we have diamond armor to protect you from any potential conflicts!

Our server is so lit that even the creepers are scared to explode because they know they can’t handle our epic builds and crazy PvP battles.

Join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community where even the villagers are throwing wild parties and the cows are doing backflips for entertainment.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers, but we’ll take care of them for you).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!