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| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 6624 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 418 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 57 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who only appears at midnight to challenge players to a dance-off. If you can out-floss this feathered fiend, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted egg that hatches into a magical unicorn mount. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature made entirely of bacon who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a bacon-eating contest. If you can out-chow this crispy carnivore, you’ll be granted the power of infinite bacon for the rest of your days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for bacon!
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