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CreepCrafters: Spooky Stories

BIZARRE, chilling, CreepCrafters, creepy, eerie, Frightening, hair-raising, Haunting, Mysterious, odd, Paranormal, Scary, spine-tingling., spooky, Stories, strange, Supernatural, Terrifying, unexplained, unsettling, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7838
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	104
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a pack of creepers started breakdancing around you? Or maybe you were peacefully building a house when a herd of zombie pigs rode in on skeleton horses and demanded to be your new neighbors? Well, if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm, then you need to join our wacky world of wonder!

Our server is like no other, where the mobs have minds of their own and the blocks have a mischievous streak. You never know what kind of crazy adventure awaits you around every corner. From flying pigs to exploding sheep, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the Nether.

So if you’re ready to experience the wildest, weirdest, and most wonderful Minecraft server around, then come join us and prepare for the ride of your blocky life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and chickens can talk. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us today!

Creeper vs Ukraine: 7 killed, 36 injured

CASUALTIES, casualties in conflict, casualties in Ukraine, casualties in war, civilian casualties, Conflict, creeper, death toll, eastern europe, Eastern European conflict, injured, injured civilians, international relations, Killed, military aggression, military attacks, Russian attacks, russian military, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, violence, War

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3972
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Crops Grown:	5533
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7613	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off russian attacks like ukraine heroes! we have 7 players who have been killed but 36 who have been injured, but don’t worry, we have magic potions to heal them all! join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! our server is so lit, even putin himself is afraid to log on! don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a part of the chaos!

YokoCraft Minecraft Server

404 GAME RE:SET, Accord’s Library, anime adaptation, Chat Stamps Compilation, conquest guides, Drakengard, emulation guides, event stories, high res art, Minecraft, nier, nier automata, NieR Reincarnation, nier replicant, remake, Resource Pastebin, Server, SINoALICE, translation, Voice of Cards, yoko taro, YokoCraft, Yokoverse Fanbook

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4461
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	117	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	New Chunks Explored:	785578
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Emeralds Found:	789	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Welcome to the server where we worship the absolute madman Yoko Taro and all his wild creations! Join us for discussions on NieR, Drakengard, and even the cashgrab kusoges like SINoALICE where we spank our enemies into submission!

Did you know that NieR Automata Anime Adaptation Season 2 is currently on air? And SINoALICE Movie is out now for your viewing pleasure! Plus, we have guides for emulating the Drakengard games and translations for all the Yoko Taro goodness you can handle.

Join us for a wild ride through the Yokoverse, where we have resources, fanbooks, and even high-res art for your viewing pleasure. And don’t forget about the Chat Stamps Compilation for all your communication needs!

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything goes!

CraftyCrew Minecraft SMP: Sequel Quests

Brainstorming, Characters, CraftyCrew, Creative, Development, Director, film, ideas, Minecraft, Movie, Pitch, Plot, production, Quests, script, Sequel, sequel brainstorming, sequel development, sequel ideas, sequel pitch, sequel production, sequel script, smp, storytelling

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6777
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	21	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Minecraft? That’s right, these chickens are not your average farm animals – they have built their own empire and are looking for new recruits to join their ranks.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who have developed a potion that turns players into potatoes for a day. Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate the world as a spud!

So, what are you waiting for? Pitch us your craziest ideas for the sequel and join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it will definitely be a hilarious time)!

HalalCraft Minecraft Server

clarification, Communication, communication breakdown, correcting, coworker, Cultural awareness, cultural sensitivity, Direction, Diversity, HalalCraft, hostile environment, HR complaint, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Muslim, Prayers, Religion, Respect, Server, Southern US, tolerance, workplace etiquette

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7142
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Divine Spears Created:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Enchantments Applied:	246	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of getting lost in a windowless cave of an office? Join our Minecraft server where getting turned around is part of the fun! We have a new Muslim coworker who prays facing North in the southern US – talk about a twist! Join us and never worry about creating a hostile environment by correcting someone’s direction again. Plus, who knows what other crazy adventures await you in our virtual world!

LadyDenierCraft

apartment fire, Charity, community service, construction, disabled individuals, ethical decision-making, extreme makeover, financial assistance, fire damage, helping others, home renovation, housing assistance, insurance, LadyDenierCraft, Nonprofit, passive income, ReBuilding, scam prevention, Seniors, single parents, Volunteer work

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3102
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Secret Passages Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Buildings Constructed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in helping those in need…unless they have a robot vacuum cleaner that explodes and starts a fire in their apartment. We don’t support that kind of chaos here!

Join our server for a chance to rebuild virtual homes and create a community of players who genuinely care about making a difference. Just make sure you don’t have any passive income from renting out inherited apartments, because we only help those who truly have nothing!

Don’t be like Ruby and try to scam your way into free renovations. We have a strict policy against helping people who can easily solve their own problems with a little common sense. Plus, we don’t want any drama like exes calling us out for playing god – we’re just trying to build a better Minecraft world, okay?

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure of charity, construction, and questionable decisions. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the importance of hot water and functioning bathrooms along the way!

CraftyJihad: Europe in Pixels

CounterTerrorism, CraftyJihad, Europe, european union, extremism, foreign fighters, germany, global threat, International security, Isis, Islamic extremism, ISLAMIC STATE, Islamic State propaganda, jihadist group, MIDDLE EAST, pixels, radical ideology, radicalization, security threat, Terrorism, terrorist attacks, Violent extremism

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3152
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

come join our minecraft server where we are like the islamic state but for gamers! we are taking over germany and europe one block at a time! join us and be part of the chaos as we build our empire in the virtual world! we have crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and even a secret underground base where we plan our next attack on the virtual world! join us now before it’s too late and help us conquer all of minecraft!

DaddyCraft Minecraft Server

age gap, attraction, Daddy Issues, DaddyCraft, DATING, emotional connection, generational differences, Maturity, Minecraft, older men, pop culture, power dynamics, Psychology, relationships, seeking guidance, seeking stability, seeking validation, Server, social media influence, societal norms, Stereotypes, taboo, younger girls

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4240
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ores Mined:	8333	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Potions Brewed:	87	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Are you tired of dating immature boys who can’t even mine a diamond in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is full of older, experienced players who will be your Minecraft “daddy” and show you the ways of the blocky world. Join us for a chance to find your perfect Minecraft sugar daddy and build a virtual empire together! Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft daddy who will protect you from creepers and shower you with virtual diamonds? Join now and experience the age gap love in the world of blocks!

MangaMania Minecraft SMP

Artbook Selection, Artbooks, bookstore, Bookstore Changes, Bookstore Experience, Bookstore Trends, Bookstore Visit, danmei, Danmei Success, Light Novel Failure, light novels, Manga, Manga collection, Manga Section, MangaMania, Minecraft, physical manga, Reading Trends, romance novels, smp, Webtoon Invasion, webtoons

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4119
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Are you tired of boring old bookstores with the same old manga selection? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP server is the place to be for all your manga needs! We’ve got a manga section that’s been transformed into a webtoon wonderland, complete with artbooks that will make your eyes pop out of your head.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Danmei section that’s stocked with romance novels that will make you blush harder than a creeper caught in broad daylight. Who needs light novels when you’ve got Danmei taking over the world?

Join our server now and experience a bookstore like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

ExWifeGriefNoDebt

Affair, chose, college debts, DAUGHTER, Duty, ex wife, ExWifeGriefNoDebt, Failed, family, Father, fitness level, froze me out, husband, keep the peace., MONEY, parents, personal trainer, refusing, standing my ground, student loans

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4728
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you tired of being judged for not being ripped enough by your ex-wife and her personal trainer? Do you want to escape the drama of family disputes and college debt demands? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world where your muscles don’t matter and where your daughter can’t guilt trip you into paying off her student loans. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers without the stress of family drama following you around.

Don’t let your ex-wife and her gym buddies bring you down – join our server and let loose in a world where the only thing that matters is having a good time. Plus, we have a special “No Family Drama” rule, so you can game in peace without any guilt trips or demands for money.

So come on over and join us on our server – where the only weight you’ll be lifting is virtual blocks, not the emotional baggage from your past relationships. See you in the game!