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AssadCraft: Hand Over to Russia

AssadCraft, Bashar al-Assad, civil war, Conflict Resolution, delegation, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Hand, hand over, human rights violations, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, peace negotiations, Politics, regime change, russia, sanctions, Syria, united nations, War Crimes

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2958
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Buildings Constructed:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

so, liek, u know how syria is all liek “hey russia, can u plz give us bashar al assad?” and russia is all liek “sure, why not?” and then they just hand him over liek it’s no big deal. but, liek, why would syria even want that dude back? maybe they just wanna play minecraft on our server and need some extra players. come join us for the most epic battles and crazy adventures, where even world leaders are getting in on the action! who knows, maybe bashar al assad will be your next minecraft buddy.

Echoing Realms 1.21

argue, argumentation, assertion, BELIEF, Benis, Contention, controversy, Conversation, debate, disagreement, discussion, Dispute, Echoing, fact, Listen, opinion, perspective, point of view, Realms, Statement, Truth, vageen

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7238
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Votes:	8872
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! Why? Because you can put your benis in vageen and that’s that! Like, where else can you do that in Minecraft, huh? It’s like a whole new level of gameplay, man. Don’t miss out on this wild adventure, come join us now!

SkiPatrolShowdown

#youtube, accident, care, colorado, Confrontation, Expert, family vacation, first time skiing, Florida, green trails, Mountain, overreacted, RECKLESS, Ski Patrol, ski patrol officers, skiing, SkiPatrolShowdown, Son, Support, Utah

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2923
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as that guy who crashed into my son on the slopes? Look no further! Our server is filled with adrenaline-pumping adventures and unexpected twists, just like that ski collision!

Join us for a ski-themed Minecraft experience where you can race down virtual mountains, build snow forts, and even encounter rogue skiers who may or may not crash into you (just kidding, safety first!).

And don’t worry, our ski patrol is always on the lookout for troublemakers, so you can rest assured that your virtual ski trip will be as safe as possible. Plus, if anyone tries to ruin your fun, you can report them just like I did on the slopes!

So come join us on our server and let’s make some epic memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into that reckless skier from the slopes and give him a piece of your mind (virtually, of course). See you on the slopes!

OuchMyMinecraftSMP

bodily pain, body ache, body discomfort, body fatigue, body pain, body soreness, body tension, Chronic pain, muscle soreness, Muscle Stiffness, muscle tension, OuchMyMinecraftSMP, physical discomfort, physical pain, sore arms, sore back, sore feet, sore joints, sore legs, sore neck, sore shoulders

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5958
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Emeralds Found:	3309
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! Like, my grandma’s pet rock joined and now it’s the mayor of the server, can you believe it?? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground roller coaster that leads to a magical land of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that makes you fly like a majestic unicorn, and if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots laser beams. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the wacky shenanigans that happen on this server. So come on, what part of your body hurts right now? Join us and let’s have a blast together! #minecraftSMP #craziness #unicornsanddiamonds 🦄💎🤪

CreeperExReturnsLOL

Breakup, Closure, closure conversation, Communication, Conversation, CreeperExReturnsLOL, emotions, ex, feelings, forgiveness, healing, love, moving on, past, reconciliation, Reflection, relationship, second chance, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4181
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Join our Minecraft server and avoid awkward conversations with your ex! Our server is so addictive, they won’t even have time to bother you. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all your exes into friendly villagers who will do your bidding. So come join us and say goodbye to ex drama forever!

CraftySyrianPrez Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Civil unrest, Conflict, constitution, CraftySyrianPrez, de facto leader, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, human rights violations, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, Politics, power grab, president, Rebellion, regime change, Server, Syria, Unrest, War

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6976
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	2492
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE SYRIA BUT WITHOUT ALL THE DRAMA. OUR LEADER IS A CREEPER WHO DECLARES HIMSELF PRESIDENT AND BLOWS UP THE CONSTITUTION. JOIN US FOR CHAOS AND EXPLOSIONS GALORE. BUILD YOUR OWN BUNKER AND SURVIVE THE MADNESS. WHO NEEDS A RULEBOOK ANYWAY?COME JOIN THE FUN BEFORE THE CREEPER PRESIDENT CHANGES HIS MIND AGAIN.

CraftyPutinVsZelenskyy

communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinVsZelenskyy, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, direct talks, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Kremlin, Négotiation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, refusal, russia, summit, Tensions, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7602
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Towns Built:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6259
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34

come join our epic minecraft server where putin and zelenskyy can settle their beef in a virtual world! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even negotiate peace treaties with other players! who needs real life when you can have all the drama and action in our server? plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any political conflicts that may arise. join now and be part of the madness!

Cubed Brain Impairment – MineCraft Server

aging brain, blood disorders, Brain, Brain Age, brain development, brain function, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Cognitive Impairment in Sickle Cell Anaemia, Cubed, Disease Progression, Economic Deprivation, health disparities, Health Inequality, impairment, Medical research, Medical Studies, mental decline, Minecraft, neurological disorders, Server, Sickle Cell Anaemia, socioeconomic factors

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5965
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	151
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2636
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	5

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement! we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community that will make u laugh till u cry!

but wait, there’s more! joining this server will actually make u smarter! ya, u heard me right! our scientists have discovered that playing on our server increases ur brain age and cognitive abilities! say goodbye to being a potato and hello to being a genius!

not only that, but we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server! legend says that whoever finds it will gain eternal glory and riches beyond their wildest dreams! are u up for the challenge?

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Stellar Haven – Space Odyssey 1.21

Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crimzon Ruze, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, Haven, Holostars, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Livestream, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Music, Octavio, odyssey, Regis Altare, songs playlist, Space, Stellar, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1852
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Buildings Constructed:	45
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Dimension Hops:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on Red Bull, then look no further! We’ve got more beloved blue birthday boys than you can shake a diamond sword at! And don’t even get me started on the schedule – it’s more jam-packed than a chest full of enchanted golden apples!

Join us and you’ll be partying with Regis Altare, Axel Syrios, Gavis Bettel, Machina X Flayon, Banzoin Hakka, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Goldbullet, Octavio, and Crimzon Ruze! These legends will make your Minecraft experience more lit than a nether portal on fire!

Plus, we’ve got OP templates, graduated members, a sick playlist of songs, and even a Magmaboard for all your lava needs! So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BelovedBlueBirthdayBoys

Yankee-Free Eats Minecraft Server

American made food, Boycott, Canada-US relations, Canadian consumers, consumer activism, cross-border trade, Eats, economic impact, economic nationalism, economic patriotism, food imports, Food Industry, food supply chain, import tariffs, international trade, market disruption, Minecraft, political tension, protectionism, Server, tariff threat, trade dispute, trade war, YankeeFree

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9836
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, seriously, you gotta join cuz it’s, like, so lit.

imagine this: you spawn in and you’re surrounded by, like, giant flying tacos and the grass is made of cotton candy. yeah, that’s right, cotton candy grass.

and, like, the mobs are all wearing top hats and monocles, cuz they’re fancy like that. oh, and did i mention the diamonds are actually made of chocolate? yeah, that’s right, chocolate diamonds.

plus, there’s, like, this secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. so, like, if you wanna be part of the cool kids club, you gotta join this server.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a rainbow shoots out? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. trust me, you won’t regret it.