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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 1965 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 190 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3135 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 2428 |
Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you never knew you needed. Build a castle made entirely of cake, battle against an army of evil bunnies, or even embark on a quest to find the mythical unicorn horn. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your weirdest wet dreams become a reality in the most absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!