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YemeniYeehawMC

air raid sirens, ballistic missile, civilian casualties, Conflict, defense system, geopolitical crisis, global tensions, Houthis, international news, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military escalation, missile attack, missile defense, Panic, regional conflict, security threat, War, Yemen, YemeniYeehawMC

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9478
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dimension Hops:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Items Found:	2428
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2037

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ballistic missiles being fired by houthis in yemen hitting central israel for the first time, causing PANIC but also lots of FUN! build your own missile launch site and defend against incoming attacks while trying to survive in a world gone MAD! join now for the most explosive gameplay experience you’ll ever have in minecraft, guaranteed! BOOM!

SkibidiMine – Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server

Accept, against, apply, banner, Bro, Cheaters, description, image, IRL, Join, Lazy, Link, Minecraft, Server, SkibidiMine, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1588
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Star Shards Collected:	211	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Hi, do you want to join our server? Well, yeah, bro, follow the irl link, apply to ds and they’ll accept you, we’re a vanilla server, we’re against cheaters

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Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

air battles, base bombing rewards, battle, Battle of Britain, blocky, dank bants., fan created content, Game Mechanics, generations, ground battles, guided weapons, guides, jet battles, MEC, Minecraft, official site, old forums archive, Server, Tanks, tech trees, thermals, thread theme, war thunder, weapon systems, Wiki

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6787
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	4693
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever – Battle of Britain Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server is like no other. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. It’s a wild party 24/7!

Secondly, our official site is actually a portal to a parallel universe where you can battle it out with War Thunder planes while riding on dragons. It’s a whole new level of gaming experience!

And don’t even get me started on the fan-created content. We have players who have built entire cities made out of diamond blocks and have tamed Ender Dragons as their pets. It’s a sight to behold!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can find hidden treasures and ancient artifacts. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to the Netherworld down there too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Just remember, we’ll meet again. And when we do, it’s going to be epic!

Censored Avif on /g/ Minecraft SMP

Apple, AVIF, censored, Censorship, controversy, data, Digital Media, discussion, file formats, Forums, G.., image compression, INFORMATION, internet, JPEG XL, Minecraft, online censorship, online communities, privacy, smp, spammers, Technology

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7668
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of the avif vs jpeg xl debate taking over your favorite Minecraft SMP server (/g/)? Well, fear not, because we have the solution for you! Join our wacky and wild server where avif is celebrated and apple’s adoption of jpeg xl is just a hilarious punchline.

We promise that no information about avif will be censored here, unless it’s so mind-blowingly ridiculous that even the spammers can’t handle it. So come on over and join us for some avif-filled fun, where the only thing getting deleted is your worries about the jpeg xl takeover. Let’s make /g/ great again!

Grandma’s Honest Craft Minecraft Server

accusations, blended family, bullying, Craft, Cruelty, custody, Divorce, family, Food, Grandmas, Grandparents, Honest, Inheritance, life changing, lying.., Minecraft, money troubles, proof, refusal, Remarried, Server, Siblings, strict instructions, Support

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9467
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of family drama and money troubles in real life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from all that nonsense! Our server is filled with adventure, fun, and no annoying step-siblings asking for your inheritance money.

Explore our virtual world and build your own empire without worrying about greedy parents trying to get their hands on your hard-earned loot. Join now and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some epic battles!

Who needs real-life siblings when you can have virtual ones who won’t steal your inheritance? Join our server now and show your mom that you don’t need her money-grubbing ways in your life. Are you the AITA in this situation? Not on our server – here, you’re the hero of your own story!

DisabilityDishDuty – AITA Minecraft Server

accommodations, aita, Behavior, Cerebral Palsy, Communication, disability, DisabilityDishDuty, discipline, education, emotional response, Excuses, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, LIMITATIONS, Minecraft, parenting, raising voice, RESPONSIBILITY, scolding, self esteem, self worth, Server, special needs, Support

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1455
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a superhero? Look no further than our server! We have a special feature that gives all players the ability to fly, just like Superman! No need to worry about limitations here, because on our server, everyone can soar through the skies like a majestic eagle.

Join us and experience the thrill of flying high above the clouds, exploring the vast world of Minecraft like never before. Our server is perfect for players of all ages and abilities, whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting out. Plus, with our friendly community of players, you’ll never feel alone on your epic flying adventures.

So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your inner superhero! Fly like the wind and show the world that disabilities are no match for your soaring spirit. Don’t let anything hold you back, not even gravity! Fly high, my friends, fly high!

TelAvivCraft Minecraft Server

Arabian Peninsula, Attack, Backed, ballistic missile, Conflict, Houthis, international relations, iran, Iran-backed, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Missile, RETALIATION, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Server, Tel Aviv, TelAvivCraft, Tension, threat, War

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5783
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Void Armor Forged:	25	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Potions Brewed:	63
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Enchantments Applied:	275
Endless Night Skies:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

so, like, this server is so lit that even the houthis are tryna get in on the action! they be firin’ missiles left and right tryna land near tel aviv, but don’t worry, our server is totally safe from their shenanigans. join us for some epic minecraft battles and maybe even dodge a missile or two while you’re at it. who knew gaming could be so dangerous and exhilarating at the same time? come join the madness now!

HamasHostageHavoc

civilian casualties, civilian deaths, collateral damage, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, HamasHostageHavoc, high probability, hostages killed, IDF probe, international law, investigation, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military strike, senior Hamas terrorist, strike, targeted killing, Terrorism, war crime

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	948
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally lit, bro. We got, like, dragons and unicorns and all that jazz. But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that does the Macarena on command. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers give out free hugs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

Crafty Drug Bust Server

Bust, consumption levels, Crafty, criminalization, criminalization of drug use, DRUG, drug addiction, drug laws, drug overdose, drug policy, drug supply, drug trafficking, drug use, drug-related deaths, drug-related deaths study, expensive drugs, healthcare needs, problematic use, public health, reduced consumption, reduced supply, Server, study, substance abuse

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8490
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49

so, like, imagine this: you join this super cool minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, man. we got pigs that fly and cows that dance, it’s wild. but the best part is, we got this secret underground drug ring going on. you can mine for diamonds and trade them for some sweet, sweet potions that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine. and get this, there’s no consequences for using drugs on our server. no reduced supply or crazy expensive prices, just pure fun. so come join us and get ready for the trip of a lifetime, dude.

Jobless Degenerates Minecraft Server

Challenges, coping mechanisms, Dead, Degenerates, discrimination, family, family dynamics, Fine, Gender Roles, Jobless, mental health, Minecraft, Schizophrenic, Server, societal issues, Struggles, Support, unemployment, wellbeing, Women, young males

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5530
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all the young males in our family are either jobless degenerates or dead, but don’t worry, the women are thriving! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the virtual world, building epic structures and battling mobs with our trusty diamond swords. Who needs a stable family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of our unemployed relatives, adding an extra layer of excitement to your gameplay. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our dysfunctional family Minecraft server!