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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 4075 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5376 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.