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| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 1063 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7499 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to laugh your blocky butt off!
Join us if you want to witness the epic tale of Steve, the blocky Casanova who wooed all the villagers with his impeccable redstone skills and charming smile. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Pigman Gang, a group of pigs who have taken over the server and demand tribute in the form of golden carrots.
But beware, there are red flags aplenty in this wacky world. From players who build giant statues of themselves to those who hoard all the diamonds for themselves, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite Minecraft home!
