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SilverGirlPlayz – Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of dealing with racist Americans in other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict “no racism” policy that will make you feel safe and welcome. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Join us if you want to be a part of this epic llama revolution and help us overthrow the oppressive sheep dictatorship. And did we mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, where the laws of gravity don’t apply and you can build your dream base without any limitations? So come join us and leave those racist Americans in the dust while you ride off into the sunset on the back of a majestic llama. -
IronFistCraft Minecraft Server
hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the craziest, wildest, most epic server in alllll of minecraft land!we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do backflips, and creepers that tell jokes! not to mention our epic treasure hunts where u can find diamonds the size of ur mom’s meatloaf!
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even maduro himself called for a state ‘iron fist’ to try and shut us down! but we ain’t scared of no iron fist, we laugh in the face of danger and keep on building our epic minecraft empire!
so what r u waiting for? join us now and be a part of the most insane, hilarious, and downright crazy minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u hate fun, then u might regret it a little bit). let’s do this, gamers!
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Putin’s Block Party
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build a replica of the white house on kursk!!! u can be prezident putin and tell everyone to get the hell out of ukraine and call it a day hahaha so much fun!!! build ur own crazy stories and rule the server like a boss!!! join now for a wild time and lots of laughs!!! -
LunarPupHowls
come join our epic minecraft server where dogs can actually go to the moon and howl at the ground all day long! we have a special rocket ship that only takes dogs on this wild adventure because why not? imagine the chaos of a pack of dogs barking at the moon while floating in space, it’s a sight you can’t miss! plus, once they come back to earth, they’ll have special moon powers like super speed and laser eyes. so come join us for a howling good time on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server! -
ADHDCraft: No Long-Term Brain Shrinkage
so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is like, so lit, u won’t even believe it. like, we got dragons flying around, and unicorns giving out diamonds. it’s like a magical wonderland, but with creepers and zombies.oh, and get this, if u join our server, u will literally become a superhero. like, u will have super strength and can fly around like a boss. it’s like being in a comic book, but in minecraft form.
and guess what? we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine a whole chunk in one hit. it’s crazy, man.
so, what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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Boring SMP
Boring SMP is a freshly baked Minecraft server powered by FabricMC and a few quality of life mods.
We focus on creating a close community of people with a relaxed playstyle that don’t take the game too seriously. There are regular fun events and minigames that everyone can participate in.
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EuroCraft: Anglosphere Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in all the land! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, in a pixelated world far, far away, there was a group of players who stumbled upon the Anglosphere server. They were greeted by talking cows, flying pigs, and dancing llamas. The players were amazed by the endless possibilities on this server – from building giant castles to riding dragons through the sky.
But that’s not all! On Anglosphere, you can battle evil mobs with weapons made of rainbow-colored diamonds, explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).
So come join us on Anglosphere > europe, where the adventures are wild, the laughs are endless, and the fun never stops! Who needs the real world when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft universe? Let’s craft and laugh together, one block at a time!
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MomSpyCam Minecraft SMP
Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, our server had a legendary battle between a player and a horde of angry llamas. The player thought they could outsmart the llamas with their diamond sword, but little did they know, the llamas had a secret weapon – llama spit! It was a sticky situation, to say the least.
But that’s not all! We also have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly zombies, and even a talking cow named Bessie. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have regular events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a dance-off with the Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience all the craziness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas. They’re always up to no good.
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RedstoneRumble
haha u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got crazier wars dan russia bro!! zelensky is like “yo russia u messed up now u gonna get it in minecraft” lol join us for epic battles and crazy adventures!! build ur own base and defend it from zombie putin and his army of creepers haha!! u won’t find dis kind of action anywhere else, so join now and let’s show russia who’s boss in minecraft world!! 🤣🔥🚀