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SMPretentiousCraft – The Most Pretentious Minecraft SMP

Affected, affectedness, all time, artsy, BIAS, critical analysis, disagree, elitist, grandiose, highbrow entertainment, intellectual, Minecraft, Most pretentious series, ostentatious, Overrated, pretentious, pretentious TV series, self-important, smp, SMPretentiousCraft, snobbish, SOPHISTICATED, tv show

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6022
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magic Items Found:	2802
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Animals Bred:	160	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to the most ridiculously over-the-top Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to fill out an application to join.

If you’re not on this server, you might as well be playing with dirt blocks in single player mode. We have the most epic builds, the most intense PvP battles, and the most drama-filled chat you’ll ever experience.

Join us if you want to witness a creeper proposing to a skeleton, or see a group of villagers start a protest over their working conditions. We have so many inside jokes, even the chickens are laughing.

But be warned, if you dare to disagree with our greatness, you will be banished to the Nether realm, where you’ll have to survive on nothing but rotten flesh and magma cubes. So come join us, if you think you can handle the insanity.

GlassGrudge Minecraft Server

GlassGrudge, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2667
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4748
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Hey there, looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re unloading a dishwasher in slow motion.

Join us and experience the high-stakes, mentally engaging task of building your own world in Minecraft. Just like the handle of that mug snapped clean off, your mind will be blown by the endless possibilities on our server.

Not a clumsy person? No problem! Even the most elite-level players can find a challenge on our server. And if you’re looking for some sweet revenge like in this story, we’ve got plenty of opportunities for playful mischief.

So come on over and join us, where breaking dishes is just the beginning of the fun. Who knows, you might even find yourself squirming with excitement like our friend in this tale. See you in the game!

CraftyStepSisNoSorry

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyStepSisNoSorry, Emotional healing, emotional response, Emotional support, Empathy, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, family tensions, infertility, personal boundaries, pregnancy announcement, self-care, sensitivity, step-family, Understanding

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6187
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the drama of family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with emotional rollercoasters and unexpected twists!

Our server is like a dysfunctional family gathering, but with blocks and creepers instead of relatives. Experience the thrill of navigating through complicated relationships and unresolved tensions while building your dream world.

Forget about boring old family drama, join us for a virtual adventure where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is crafting and surviving. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where you can be yourself without having to apologize for being emotional. Who knows, you might even find some virtual family members who understand your struggles better than your real ones!

Addicted2Minecraft SMP

Addicted2Minecraft, addiction, addiction consequences, addiction recovery, addiction recovery journey, addiction recovery resources, addiction support, addiction therapy, addiction treatment, emotional well being, harmful habits, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental well-being, negative impact, physical health, self-destructive behavior, smp, substance abuse, unhealthy coping mechanisms

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Magic Items Found:	3288	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Are you addicted to Minecraft? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and say goodbye to all your real-life problems because here, the only addiction you’ll have is to building epic structures and battling creepers.

Our server is so addictive that players have reported losing track of time and forgetting to eat or sleep. But hey, who needs food and rest when you’re busy mining diamonds and fighting off zombies, am I right?

Join us and become part of a community where obsidian is the new currency and diamond armor is the new fashion statement. Trust us, once you start playing on our server, you’ll never want to log off. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the addiction begin!

MineHabitz: DailyCrafts

Consistency, daily practice, daily routine, DailyCrafts, Happiness, healthy habit, healthy lifestyle, life improvement, mindfulness, MineHabitz, personal growth, Positive Change, positive habits, positive impact, productivity, Routine, self improvement, self-care, self-discipline, small habit, success, well-being

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	999
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Emeralds Found:	1173
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Love Letters Sent:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Mines Excavated:	3902
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have enchanted diamonds raining from the sky, pigs that can fly, and a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Plus, every new player gets their very own pet llama that can breakdance on command.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

BlockBankRejectsRusPay

Banking, BlockBankRejectsRusPay, Chinese banks, compliance, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, Economy, finance, financial institutions, financial services, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, money transfers, payments, regulations, restrictions, russia, sanctions, Trade, Transactions

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1546
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

So, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join, man. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft player who joined this server and found a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. But that’s not all, oh no. The player also discovered a hidden portal that led to a land full of unicorns and rainbows. Can you believe it? And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that nearly all Chinese banks are refusing to process payments from Russia. Yeah, crazy, right? So come on, join the fun and adventure on this epic Minecraft server. You won’t regret it, bro.

The Not-So-Cozy Dumpster Fire Server: No Vanilla, All Chaos! 21+ only, with rainbows and bad builders. Notteeth: 1.21

Adult, Adults, Adventure, bad, BUILD, Builders, challenge, Chaos, Community, Competition, Creative, design, District, Dumpster, Events, Explore, Fire, Friends, Goal, Haven, INCLUSIVE, like-minded, Mature, Minecraft, NotSoCozy, Notteeth, passionate, RAINBOWS, respectful, Safe, Server, shopping, smp, Vanilla, vibrant, Warm, Welcoming

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4

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Welcome to The Cozy Shire: Your New Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

Are you ready to dive into a vibrant, creative Minecraft community? The Cozy Shire is not just another server; it’s a haven for like-minded adults who love to build, explore, and create together. If you’re passionate about Minecraft and want to be part of a warm and welcoming community, we’re excited to meet you!

What We Offer:

Launch Date:	July 28, 2024 🚀
Version:	1.21 Map 🌍
Difficulty:	Hard (For those who like a challenge!) 💪
Fire Spread:	Turned Off 🔥🚫
Pl3xMap:	Keep track of the world in style! 🗺️✨
Discord:	Seamless chat integration with in-game communication 🎙️
LGBTQI+ Friendly:	A safe and inclusive space for everyone 🌈

We’re on the Hunt For:

Adults aged 21 and over (We’re all about mature, respectful interactions) 🧓👩‍🦳
Enthusiasts who want to grow and contribute to our community 🌱💥

**Upcoming Events:**

Ender Dragon fight! 🐉
Shopping District Opening 💸
Nether Hub Design Comp. 🔥
Stronghold Design Comp. 👽

Why Join Us?

Our mission is simple: to build a kind, accepting, and encouraging community where everyone feels at home. The Cozy Shire isn’t just a server; it’s a place to make friends, embark on adventures, and build something amazing together.

Ready to become part of our cozy community? Follow the link to our application form and show us why you’d be a great fit.

List of plugins and datapacks:

Datapacks Installed: (All datapacks are from Vanilla Tweaks)

Silence Mobs
Player Head Drops
More Mob Heads

Plugins Installed:

CoreProtect
DiscordSRV
Chunker

BlockyBantz Minecraft Server

/make /b/ worse again, BlockyBantz, long tail tags, Minecraft, porn, Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6046
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	127

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to spice things up and make /b/ look like a walk in the park? Then come join our server, where we’ve taken things to a whole new level of insanity!

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Our server is filled with crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community that will make you question your sanity. Want to build a giant statue of a potato riding a unicorn? Go for it! Want to participate in a PvP battle where everyone is riding pigs armed with diamond swords? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunt you’ll ever experience. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with rare items, guarded by a dragon made entirely of cheese. Can you find it and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, and may the memes be ever in your favor!

KneelWhiteBoy Minecraft SMP

BDSM, Domination, fetish, Humiliation, interracial, kneel, KneelWhiteBoy, Minecraft, power dynamics, race play, racial degradation, racial domination, racial dynamics, racial fetish, racial humiliation, racial power play, racial role play, racial stereotypes, racial submission, smp, Submission, white boy, White Supremacy

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8614
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Magic Items Found:	3460
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchantments Applied:	133

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, the diamonds are so plentiful that they literally rain from the sky. And not just any diamonds, but rainbow diamonds that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

But that’s not all! The mobs on this server are no ordinary mobs. They wear top hats and monocles, and they speak in Shakespearean English as they challenge you to epic battles of wit and strength. And if you manage to defeat them, they drop enchanted golden carrots that give you the ability to turn invisible and prank your friends with hilarious shenanigans.

And let’s not forget about the community on this server. They are the most welcoming and hilarious group of players you’ll ever meet. From organizing impromptu dance parties in the town square to building giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. KNEEL WHITE BOY, for the most epic Minecraft SMP awaits you!

NostalgiaCraft SMP

Childhood, emotional, Fondness, longing, looking back, Memories, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, old times, past, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Retro, sentimental, sentimental journey, sentimentality, smp, Throwback, vintage, wistful, yearning

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3397
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Ores Mined:	3541

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a time machine to your childhood nostalgia! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected twists (like that one time a creeper rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies). So come on, hop on board and relive those glory days of building dirt houses and punching trees for hours on end. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!