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LazyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Divine Spears Created:	21
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Are you tired of running around in circles in other Minecraft servers? Join our server where the only sport you’ll need to excel at is clicking your mouse! We have specially designed mini-games for lazy players, like “Bed Wars” where you can literally nap in your bed while your teammates do all the work. And don’t even get us started on our “Mining Olympics” event, where the goal is to see who can mine the least amount of blocks in the longest time possible. Trust us, you’ve never experienced laziness like this before! So join our server now and start slacking off in style!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, bbc news, chinese spy, controversy, Corruption, diplomatic tensions, Espionage, Exile, flees, foreign affairs, fury, Government, international relations, investigation, Mayor, Minecraft, Philippines, Politics, public outrage, scandal, Server, Southeast Asia, Spycraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	738
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Votes:	3952
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Star Shards Collected:	107	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have mayors accused of being chinese spies fleeing the philippines left and right 😂🤣 like who even knew that was a thing?? but we got it all here, folks! join now to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a spy yourself 🕵️‍♂️ who knows what crazy adventures await you on this server! plus, we have unicorns riding pigs and flying llamas 🦄🐷🦙 so why wait? join now and let the madness begin! 🎉🔥

EcoCraft: No Coal for You!

#sustainability, carbon emissions, China, clean energy, climate change, coal, coal power plant, EcoCraft, Emissions, ENERGY, energy policy, energy production, Environment, Environmental Protection, Fossil Fuels, global warming, Government, Greenpeace, permits, Pollution, regulations, renewable energy

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8615
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	27
Alien Abductions:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

come join our minecraft server where we cut new coal power plant permits by nearly 80% just like china! greenpeace is shaking in their boots at our eco-friendly ways. we’re saving the planet one block at a time, so come build with us and be a part of the green revolution. plus, our diamonds are ethically sourced by magical unicorns who only poop rainbows. join us now and let’s make minecraft a greener place!

InflamedMindsMC

adolescence inflammation, adolescence research, adolescent mental health, childhood inflammation, childhood mental health, childhood research, depression, early inflammation, InflamedMindsMC, inflammation and depression, inflammation and mental health, inflammation and psychosis, inflammation research, later inflammation, low-grade inflammation, mental health disorders, mental health disorders research, mental health research., Psychosis, research, systemic inflammation

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7334
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5823	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15

so, like, this server is like, totally gonna save you from getting all those mental health disorders, man. like, you know how inflammation can mess you up? well, this server is like, gonna fight off that inflammation with its magical powers or something. join now and say bye-bye to psychosis and depression, dude. early inflammation is no match for us, we got your back, bro. come join the fun and stay mentally healthy, yo.

VirtualTuberFeds Minecraft Server

Conspiracy Theory, cybersecurity, data encryption, digital footprint, digital privacy, encrypted photos, external content, Feds, government surveillance, internet security, Minecraft, online presence, online tracking, online visibility, payroll, privacy concerns, Server, SmugAlana, social media, tenor.com, virtual influencers, virtual tubers, VirtualTuberFeds

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6655
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so top secret, even SmugAlana is in on it? Look no further, because our server is so exclusive, even browsers can’t handle it! All photos are encrypted, and even the almighty tenor.com has no trace of us. Join now for the ultimate challenge of finding our hidden base, guarded by a secret society of Minecraft pros. And who knows, maybe SmugAlana will give you a hint if you’re lucky!

AsiansAreOP Minecraft SMP

Africans, anti-semitism, Asians, AsiansAreOP, discrimination, ethnicity, fascism, Genocide, Germans, hate crimes, History, Holocaust, Jews, Military, Minecraft, nazi, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, s&s, smp, Wermacht, world war II

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5699
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where we embrace diversity like the Nazis never could! Join us for a chance to see black Africans in the German Wermacht, Asian men in the SS, and maybe even a Jewish player leading the charge in battle. Our server is a melting pot of cultures and backgrounds, just like a twisted version of history where everyone gets along (or at least tries to).

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness such a bizarre mix of players coming together to build, survive, and maybe even conquer? Plus, who wouldn’t want to see a rainbow coalition of players taking on the Ender Dragon or battling it out in PvP arenas?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our crazy community, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and be a part of something truly unique in the world of Minecraft SMPs.

NoNameChange Minecraft Server

anxiety, bullying, Communication, Confidence, Conflict, creepiness, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, friendship, Gaslighting, Identity, Manipulation, Minecraft, name change, NoNameChange, personal boundaries, personal space, Respect, self esteem, Server, social anxiety, Support, validation

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7355
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy story!

Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through friendships and name changes just like our main characters. Will you be able to handle the pressure of constant social interactions and name swaps? Only the bravest players can survive the chaos of this server!

Join now and see if you have what it takes to deal with the drama and madness of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as bizarre as this Reddit post!

ExBlockCops: AITAforCalling911

AITAforCalling911, child neglect, Child Psychology, child safety, child trauma, child welfare, co parenting, communication breakdown, CPS investigation, custody, emergency custody, emotional distress, ExBlockCops, family dynamics, family vacation, Manipulation, mental health, parenting, police intervention, psychological abuse, stepfamily issues

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5028
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Animals Bred:	68	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Void Gems Collected:	34	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions that will make your ex’s custody battles look like child’s play.

Witness insane family drama unfold as players fight for custody of their virtual children. Will you be the one to lock your Minecraft daughter in her room and push a desk against the door? Or will you be the one calling CPS on your ex for a “tantrum”? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers emergency custody hearings, police interventions, and even trips to the ER for extreme dehydration. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just be prepared for the craziest custody battles and family feuds you’ve ever experienced in a virtual world. Remember, in Minecraft, all’s fair in love and custody disputes!

OneTimeAtLeast – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, OneTimeAtLeast, smp

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9010
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords! Trust us, it’s a once in a lifetime experience that will have you questioning your sanity. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding pigs, look no further! Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.

BlockCraftin’FUN

best kept secrets, BlockCraftinFUN, diamond in the rough, hidden delights, hidden gems, hidden treasures, hidden wonders, lesser known, Must try, Overlooked, overlooked experiences, overlooked pleasures, try new things, under-the-radar attractions, Underappreciated, Underrated, undiscovered, undiscovered pleasures, Unexplored, unique experiences

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5848
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. Build your own castle, tame a dragon, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!