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MisogynyQueen Minecraft Server

empowerment, female, feminism, fetish, gender, gender equality, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, gender traitor, kink, Minecraft, Misogyny, MisogynyQueen, Self-expression, Server, sexual liberation, sexual preferences, Sexuality, societal expectations, societal norms, stigmatization, taboo

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1678
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Divine Spears Created:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	349	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9389	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is all rainbows and sunshine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embrace your inner gender traitor with our exclusive misogyny kink feature!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of creepers start catcalling you. Or maybe you stumble upon a village where all the villagers mansplain everything to you. It’s a wild ride of gender stereotypes and questionable behavior, but hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your morals and laugh out loud at the absurdity of it all, come join us! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

Marigold Madness Minecraft Server

Champion, Entertainment, Japan, Japanese wrestling, madness, Marigold, Marigold costume, Minecraft, new japan pro wrestling, njpw, okada, Okada in Marigold, Okada Kazuchika, professional wrestling, Rossy, Rossy won, Server, Sports Entertainment, Victory, wrestler, wrestling, wrestling match

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8632
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Okada in Marigold!Rossy.

Legend has it that Okada, a fearless warrior with a love for marigolds, stumbled upon a hidden treasure in the depths of our server. This treasure, known as the Marigold!Rossy, granted him unimaginable powers and riches beyond his wildest dreams. And now, he wants to share that wealth with all who join our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: a group of players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords, fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen while dodging fireballs from a dragon flying overhead. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure Minecraft magic!

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of Okada in Marigold!Rossy for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend to roam our pixelated lands!

BratBuster’s Block Party

Behavior, BLOCK, Boundaries, Brat, BratBusters, custody, DAUGHTER, Defending, Defense, Friend, Guilt, Hotel, Laundry, outside opinion, overstepping, parenting, Party, perspective, Shaming, single father, Sleep, spoiled, work

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5041
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any spoiled brats! Join us and experience a world where laundry drama is a thing of the past. Our server is a safe haven for single parents with sassy teenage daughters, where you can fold laundry in peace without judgment.

Embark on epic quests to prove that you are not raising a spoiled brat, and show off your parenting skills in our virtual world. Build a fortress to protect your child from any unwanted advice, and defend your honor against naysayers who dare to question your parenting choices.

Join now and let your inner warrior shine as you navigate the treacherous waters of teenage angst and laundry dilemmas. Don’t let anyone tell you how to raise your child – on this server, you make the rules! Let’s show the world that single parents are strong, independent, and ready to take on any challenge that comes their way.

TaxCraft: Moo & Oink Fart Fiasco

agriculture, animal agriculture, carbon footprint, carbon pricing, carbon tax, climate change, denmark, emissions reduction, environmental policy, environmental regulations, fart, Fiasco, Gassy cows, greenhouse gases, livestock emissions, livestock farming, livestock industry, methane emissions, Moo, oink, Pigs, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable farming, TaxCraft, World First

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where gassy cows and pigs are facing a carbon tax in denmark – like what even is that?! but don’t worry, our server is a safe haven for all your farting farm animals. we’ve got a secret underground bunker where they can let it rip without fear of taxation.

if you’re tired of boring old servers where cows and pigs are oppressed, come to our world where they can fart freely and proudly. plus, our server has the most epic builds you’ve ever seen – like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks.

join us now and be part of the revolution for gassy farm animals everywhere! #freethefarts #carboncowtaxrevolution

BloodCraft: Skin Stainz

acceptance, Blood, Bloodcraft, Cleansing, Difficult, emotional, forgiveness, healing, introspection, Own, Personal, Redemption, Release, Scars, Self, self love, self-care, skin, Stainz, Struggle, Trauma, wash off

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6524
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	201
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mines Excavated:	1374	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in this crazy Minecraft world, when suddenly, BAM! You’re attacked by a horde of zombie pigmen. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can tame those suckers and ride them into battle like a boss.

And get this, we have this epic quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Chicken of Doom. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server and embark on this insane adventure?

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons? It’s lit, fam.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about washing the blood off your skin again, because, like, who needs clean skin when you’re having this much fun?

NMO-IgG Madness: Mouse Mayhem

madness, MAYHEM, Mouse, NMOIgG

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6928
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Holy Grails Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Votes:	450	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

u wanna join dis craaazy minecraft server cuz we gotz human NMO-IgG inducdin all kinda wild sht in da CNS and periferal tissues of mice! u betta watch out cuz dem mice be runnin round wit superpowers and causin chaos everywhere! join us if u wanna see some insane sht go down in da minecraft world, ain’t no server like dis one, dat’s fo sho!

BleachCraft Minecraft Server

Action Figure, Anime, bankai, Bleach, BleachCraft, Character, collectible, Fan, Figure, japanese, limited edition, Manga, merchandise, Minecraft, must have, Otaku, pre order, rukia, series, Server, soul reaper, sword, upcoming release

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2263
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3777
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a creeper on a sugar rush! Join us and you’ll be so hooked, you’ll pre-order the Rukia bankai figure without even knowing who Rukia is!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens! It was a battle like no other, but our brave player emerged victorious and became the richest player on the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that poops out blocks of emerald every hour. Yes, you read that right. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you can just collect emeralds from a unicorn’s poop?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! And don’t forget to pre-order that Rukia bankai figure – trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockBuster Minecraft Server: England’s Underdog Victory

Against All Odds, blockbuster, come-from-behind, Competition, determination, england, Englands, football, historic win, incredible achievement., memorable moment, Minecraft, never give up, perseverance, Server, Soccer, sports, success, teamwork, triumph, Underdog, unexpected, Victory, winning

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8841
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mines Excavated:	3190
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of England winning against all odds every single day! Our players have mastered the art of building epic castles and dominating in PvP battles, just like the English football team dominating the World Cup! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of super-powered corgis who will protect you from any griefers or creepers that come your way. So come join us and be a part of the ultimate underdog success story!

CraftyInspo

belief in oneself, courage, CraftyInspo, Empowering Stories, empowerment, encouragement, Hope, inner strength, inspiration, Inspirational Narratives, life lessons, motivation, Motivational Experiences, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, Positive Change, resilience, self improvement, success, transformation

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6998
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Farms Harvested:	640	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Crops Grown:	1380
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and become part of the wackiest community in all of Minecraft. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show and they are always up to some crazy shenanigans. Want to join their llama dance party? Just ask nicely and they might let you in!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have taken over the village and are now ruling with an iron beak. Can you outsmart these feathered fiends and reclaim the village for the players?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this porky prize?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wacky antics and outrageous stories await you!

MissileFailCraft

Asia, ballistic missiles, Conflict, Defense, east asia, Fails, Fires, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, missile testing, MissileFailCraft, N.Korea, North Korea, nuclear weapons, sanctions, SECURITY, short-range, Tension, united nations, weapons

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5117
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Votes:	6264	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we have more fails than N. Korea’s missile launches! our short-range ballistic missiles may not always hit the target, but that’s what makes it fun! watch as one missile spirals out of control and explodes in a spectacular fashion, while the other one actually makes it to its destination (maybe).

join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like our missile launches. who knows what will happen next? maybe a creeper will blow up your house, or you’ll fall into a pit of lava. the possibilities are endless on our server!

so come on over and experience the chaos for yourself. we promise you won’t be disappointed (or maybe you will, who knows?). join now and be a part of the most unpredictable minecraft server out there!