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Crafty McFunny Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4491
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3214	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magic Items Found:	7734	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers? Do you wish you could refund the game because you’re so bored? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky experience that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that refund button!

Our server is so exclusive, it’s like early access to a whole new dimension of Minecraft. We have flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that poops out enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag with a Twist” where the TNT is actually confetti bombs that make you break out into a spontaneous dance party. And don’t even get us started on our custom skins – you can dress up as a taco, a unicorn, or even a sentient block of cheese.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be having the time of your life on our crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your sides split from laughter)!

ChargeCraftLand

accessories, battery life, ChargeCraftLand, charging, convenience, devices, efficiency, electronic devices, Gadgets, innovation, long-lasting, mobile devices, pay more, phone charger, portable, power, products, smartphones, tech accessories, Technology, use less often

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8620
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly ur phone charger becomes like, the most valuable thing ever. people be trading diamonds for a chance to use ur charger for just a few minutes. it’s like a currency, man. u gotta join this server to experience the power of the almighty phone charger. plus, there’s this legend that if u charge ur phone on the server for exactly 69 minutes, u unlock a secret level where u can ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. it’s wild, man. u gotta join now before u miss out on all the charger fun.

AnorexicAvengers: Death Defying Fun

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6399
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Potions Brewed:	171	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

come join our minecraft server, where the only thing dying is your hunger bar! we have a study that found out if you join, your chances of dying are 4.5 times higher – but don’t worry, it’s just your character in the game! plus, if you have another psychiatric condition, your chances of dying prematurely double – talk about a wild ride! and guess what? there’s no difference in death risk between male and female players, everyone is welcome to come die with us! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Pixelmon But Make It Fashion: Astral Edition – No Pay2Win, Just Rainbow Gym Leaders

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6206
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Farms Harvested:	117
Secret Passages Found:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Void Gems Collected:	24

Astral Pixelmon Server

IP: play.astralpixelmon.com

Join us on Discord

Features	Description
EV Training	Train your Pokemon’s EVs efficiently
Pixelmon Bingo	Engage in a fun bingo challenge with Pixelmon
Dex Rewards	Receive rewards for completing your Pokedex
Custom Crates	Unlock special items with custom crates
Adult Owned	Run by adults for a mature gaming experience
LGBTQ+ Friendly	Welcoming to all players
WonderTrade	Trade Pokemon with random players
Pokebags	Store extra items efficiently
Pixelmon Raids	Take on challenging Pixelmon raids
Gambling	Spend Pokecoins on gambling for rewards
Timber Mod	Easily chop down trees with Timber Mod
Resource World	Explore a separate world for resources
Vanilla Mobs	Encounter Vanilla Minecraft mobs along with Pixelmon
Custom Textures	Experience unique Pixelmon textures on our server
Gym Leaders	Challenge various Gym Leaders for badges
GTS	Engage in Global Trading System for Pokemon

We are an adult ran/owned Pixelmon server. We encourage family friendly yet challenging fun through various obstacles unique to our Pixelmon server. With a trained staff team of adults who’ve been playing since they were kids, we can handle any challenge a server might throw at us.

Don’t know how to install Pixelmon Reforged? We’ve got you covered. You can use the Curse launcher at https://download.curseforge.com/ or download the mod yourself for 1.16.5 at http://reforged.gg/ and install it manually.

FAQ

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by entering the IP play.astralpixelmon.com in your Minecraft client.

Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome all players to our community.

Are there Gym Leaders on the server?

Yes, you can challenge various Gym Leaders on our server to earn badges.

CraftyCreators Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9527
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3999	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, laughter, and maybe even a gamedev gf if you’re lucky!

Our server is so awesome that even Demo Days are a blast here. You won’t believe the crazy creations our players come up with. From giant pixel art to elaborate redstone contraptions, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our community is like no other. We have a whole archive of outrageous stories and memes that will have you laughing for days. And don’t even get us started on the AGDG resources – they’re so helpful, you’ll wonder how you ever played Minecraft without them.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and see for yourself why everyone is talking about it. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what might happen next!

HelluvaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8036
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1899
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Towns Built:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the chaos and hilarity of Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss! Join Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she tries to rehab demons and reduce overpopulation by opening a hotel – because who wouldn’t want to vacation in Hell? Or follow Blitzo, a demon Imp running his own assassin business with his quirky team in Helluva Boss.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and plenty of laughs. Want to join in on the fun? Download the pilots, watch the episodes, and immerse yourself in the madness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself checking out into Heaven or running a startup in Hell.

So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and come join us for a wild ride through the underworld. Just be prepared for anything – because in this server, anything can happen. See you there!

HBD RuinerCraft

anger, baby shower, Birthday, celebration, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, family, HBD, husband, milestone, misunderstanding, Pregnancy, Priorities, relationship, RuinerCraft, Support, vacation, Wife

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Runes Activated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Animals Bred:	147
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8904	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family drama!

Picture this: your husband is turning 50 and you have a luxurious vacation planned, but suddenly your brother’s wife announces she’s finally pregnant after years of trying. And guess what? The baby shower falls on your husband’s actual birthday! Talk about a plot twist!

But wait, it gets even crazier. Your husband goes from 0 to 100 real quick, accusing you of not caring about his birthday and throwing a full-blown tantrum. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server drama?

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more entertaining than a soap opera, join us now! Who knows what kind of insane stories and adventures await you in this virtual world!

EmoWeather Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3917
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you feeling like a stormy mess today? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash all your chaotic energy in a virtual world! Build towering structures out of pure rage, mine for diamonds with the intensity of a hurricane, and battle mobs with the fury of a thunderstorm. Let your emotions run wild as you conquer our pixelated realm and show everyone who’s boss. Trust us, you’ll never look at weather forecasts the same way again after experiencing the madness of our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to weather the storm – both literally and figuratively!

BlockyBeats: The Unexpected Playlist

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

If your daily routine had a soundtrack, our Minecraft server would be the most surprising song on it! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of chickens learned how to breakdance and formed a dance crew on our server. They challenge players to dance-offs for epic loot and bragging rights. Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn who shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes? Yeah, you definitely don’t want to miss out on that action. So come join us and add a little bit of crazy to your daily routine soundtrack!

Blocky Ruble Exchange Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5852
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Alien Abductions:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same ol’ boring Minecraft servers? Well, have I got a treat for you! This server is so lit, even the Moscow Exchange had to halt dollar and euro trade just to get a piece of the action!

Join us for some EPIC adventures and crazy shenanigans. We’ve got diamond armor for days, creeper explosions that will blow your mind, and a community so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server, and if you can defeat him in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Yeah, you heard me right.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

MapleCraftRocketFun

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6951
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ROCKET MOTORS FROM CANADA FLYIN AROUND LIKE CRAZY! U CAN BLAST UR WAY THRU BLOCKS LIKE A MADMAN AND MAKE UR OWN CRAZY ROCKET SHIP TO FLY TO THE MOON AND BACK! JOIN NOW AND BE DA FIRST TO EXPLODE UR WAY TO VICTORY!