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ear-splitting engrish Minecraft Servers

  • NotTodayFamilyMinecraft SMP

    NotTodayFamilyMinecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 1014
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Mines Excavated: 3461
    Dragons Tamed: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Love Letters Sent: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you won’t feel left out like this poor soul on Christmas? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape family drama and have a jolly good time with fellow gamers. Join us for epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will never leave you on read like this guy’s cousin. Who needs family when you have a Minecraft family, am I right? So come on over and join us for a holly jolly time, because on our server, everyone is invited – even if your mom “accidentally” forgets to invite you to Christmas dinner.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CiggySMPHater420

    CiggySMPHater420
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 9455
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey broskis, do you love Minecraft? Do you love the smell of cigarettes? Well, have I got the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is like a magical land where the scent of cigarettes fills the air and enhances your gaming experience. Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional smoke break (just kidding, smoking is bad for you, kids). Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the smell of cigarettes take you on a wild ride through the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyLove: Time-Travel Edition

    CraftyLove: Time-Travel Edition
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 2307
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where time travel is not only possible but encouraged! Imagine going back in time before you met your current partner and still choosing them because they’re the only one who knows how to build the perfect pixel art heart for you. Or maybe you’ll go back and realize they’re actually a creeper in disguise and decide to build a fortress to keep them out. The possibilities are endless on our server, so join now and see where your time-traveling adventures take you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NukeCraft Server: Japan’s Power Play

    NukeCraft Server: Japan’s Power Play
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 8020
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Villages Defended: 5 Emeralds Found: 584
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Star Shards Collected: 51
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 50
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where we harness the power of nuclear energy to fuel our epic adventures! we got reactors bigger than your mom’s basement and enough electricity to power a million creepers! join us as we strive to be the most electrifying server in the world! plus, our glowstone is extra glowy thanks to all that nuclear power. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s light up the minecraft world together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ErdogansKurdishKarmaLand

    ErdogansKurdishKarmaLand
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 7287
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 New Chunks Explored: 128568
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL imagine being a Kurdish militia in Syria and Erdogan is like “yo lay down your arms or I’ll bury you” like damn that’s some intense Minecraft server drama right there. Join our server and maybe you’ll get to experience some crazy political showdowns too! Who knows, maybe Erdogan will log on and challenge you to a duel in the virtual world. It’s gonna be epic, don’t miss out!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LunarWorld New Year vibe server Minecraft

    LunarWorld New Year vibe server Minecraft
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 6521
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 40
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Void Gems Collected: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    ❄️ A new, exciting, anarchic server has appeared on version ⒈⒛⒈

    ❝The server is just developing, but you can already jump on it and start surviving with friends or alone right now❝

    ➜ Server website: LunarWorld.store

    Server IP: 185.9.145.79:25954

    ➜ Version 1.20.1

    Launch and log into the server with your friends?

    ❄️ An interesting survival awaits you:

    ❝Pleasant and clear spawn, conversations with NPCs, a beautiful menu, a battle pass, a pvp arena, a wardrobe where you can try on unique things. Unique items for survival and vultures, animated skins for weapons, new crafts, various events for bosses, dungeons, new ores, meteorites, the main boss of a huge pearl and much more❝ ☠

    ❄️ Also, you can decorate your everyday life on the server with New Year’s titles. Join the server with friends, create your own clan,

    recruit players and fight against other clans.

    ❝The server has only recently opened, so there are very nice discounts on privileges, various cases and a lot of interesting cosmetics❝

    ❄️ Join the server ♡ LunarWorld and start surviving with us

    185.9.145.79:25954

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TechnoTerra Realm[pvp]

    TechnoTerra Realm[pvp]
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 8671
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Unveil the Mysteries Minecraft Server

    Dare to step into a Minecraft realm like never before. This isn’t just a realm; it’s an immersive journey where untold mysteries await your exploration.

    Realm Secrets:

    Ready for the extraordinary?

    There are 3 realms you can join:

    Realm Name Realm Code
    Jk Realm 1 VqtaUznAGi4
    Ts Realm 2 YrXnSm8e6n8
    Ats Realm 3 zNqwg5mGFAg

    Join now and be part of an exclusive community where adventure and discovery go hand in hand! ✨🕹️

    Visit our Discord server for more information: https://discord.com/invite/PbrEpsg97w

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join a realm?

    A: You can join a realm by using the respective realm code provided above in Minecraft.

    Q: Are there any specific rules in the realms?

    A: Yes, each realm has its own set of rules that you must adhere to. Please refer to the rules section in the Discord server for more information.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the realms?

    A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the realms by sharing the realm codes with them.

    Q: Are there any in-game events or activities in the realms?

    A: Yes, we regularly host in-game events and activities for players to participate in and have fun.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Indie Isles 1.20

    Indie Isles 1.20
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 7161
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 65 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Ores Mined: 3279
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. It’s like a party in your brain and everyone’s invited!

    On this server, it’s all about the indies, baby! No normies allowed, only the coolest indie gamers in town. We’re talking about a community of creative geniuses who will blow your mind with their epic builds and insane redstone contraptions.

    And get this, on this server, Spanish is the official language. So if you’re tired of hearing English everywhere you go, come on over and chat en español with your new amigos. It’s like a fiesta every day!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Viva la indie revolution!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Buckbroken Minecraft SMP Country

    Buckbroken Minecraft SMP Country
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 8524
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Falling into the Void: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Void Gems Collected: 21
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 145

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, our server had a player who built a house entirely out of diamond blocks. Sounds impressive, right? Wrong. Turns out, they accidentally set it on fire while trying to cook a chicken in their furnace. The whole thing went up in flames faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are planning a rebellion against the players. Will you join them or fight against them? The choice is yours.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more wild than a pack of wolves on a full moon night, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright absurd. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CompliCraft SMP

    CompliCraft SMP
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 7935
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG you guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF! The other day, someone on the server told me my pixelated block house was the most beautiful thing they’ve ever seen and I was like yasss queen, I’m basically the next Picasso of Minecraft. Plus, we have this crazy story where we all banded together to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen and it was like a scene straight out of a blockbuster movie. So if you wanna be part of the most epic, hilarious, and insane Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta join us ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #BlockLife #MinecraftMadness #PixelatedPicasso

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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