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BoomerCraft: Bullshit Edition

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	198
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	298	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dragons Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with kids who can’t even spell “diamond”? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for the wise and experienced older players of Reddit! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground society of elderly players who have been playing Minecraft since the dawn of time. Legend has it that they hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds and rare items. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Dank Memes Dungeon” where players must navigate through a maze of hilarious memes in order to claim the ultimate prize – a diamond-encrusted potato. Trust us, it’s worth it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most legendary group of older players in the Minecraft universe. Remember, age is just a number – but diamonds are forever!

KurskCraft: Russian Soldiers Beware!

aggression, Battles, BEWARE, captured, Claims, Conflict, Crisis, detained, eastern europe, International, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, prisoners, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian, Russian soldiers, SECURITY, soldiers, state project, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	960
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	171
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Potions Brewed:	61

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where Russian soldiers got captured in Kursk Oblast battles? Yeah, you heard me right! Join our server and you might just stumble upon some real-life military drama while mining for diamonds. Who needs boring old quests when you can witness international conflicts unfold right before your eyes? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures on our server. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

VaxCraft: Saving Lives & Building Blocks

blocks, building, Covid-19, data analysis, European, European countries, global health crisis, Healthcare, healthcare system, herd immunity, lives, lives saved, mortality rate, omicron, pandemic, public health, research, SAVING, statistics, undercount, vaccination impact, Vaccinations, vaccine effectiveness, VaxCraft, virus strain

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6387
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Love Letters Sent:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Potions Brewed:	174	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where the players are so OP that they actually saved 1.6 million European lives with their sick PvP skills? That’s right, these legends were out there slaying mobs and building epic bases while also fighting off the dreaded Omicron virus like it was just another boss battle.

Join this server and become a hero in your own right! Who needs a diamond sword when you can wield the power of a life-saving vaccine? Plus, rumor has it that the admins are actually wizards who can summon rare loot drops just by waving their enchanted wands.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of this epic quest to save the world, one block at a time! Trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Let’s go, gamers!

LEGITMC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Minecraft server Gaming Survival PVP Economy Adventure Quests Redstone Building Factions Skyblock Creative Minigames Mods Resources Community Multiplayer Roleplay Exploration Plugins

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	414
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

the best lifesteal server ever best experience and enjoying server with good staff and good ranks with auction house

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FallenCube

Community, dynamic, eager, Economy, Entertainment, Expansion, FallenCube, Future, Game, game modes, Growing, map features, Minecraft, Parkour, Players, progressive, Server, Skyblock, skyblock maps, Small, Suggestions, welcome

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	765
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2

FallenCube is a dynamic, progressive skyblock game that offers endless entertainment with its unique map features. While our community is currently small, it’s growing, and we anticipate even more expansion with future skyblock maps and additional game modes. We’re excited to welcome more players and are always eager to hear suggestions from our community.

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Grimwald SMP: Where we mine diamonds by day and fight creepers by night! Join us now!

Community, configs, CREEPERS, Datapacks, Day, Democracy, diamonds, Difficulty, Discord, Events, Fight, Friendly, Griefing, Grimwald, group projects, hackers, Join, Minecraft, Minigames, night, Plugins, Protection, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Updates, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5927
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Crops Grown:	7059	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

About Us

We are a small mainly vanilla server with some quality of life datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks and plugins to protect the server from hackers and griefers. Anyone is welcome as long as you follow the rules.

Features

Proximity voicechat (optional)
Vanilla Tweaks datapacks for quality of life
Coreprotect for server protection
Hard difficulty
Democracy for major server decisions
Updates to new versions soon after release
Friendly community
Minigames and events
Group projects
No pay-to-win or voting to access features

Apply

To apply, visit: Application Form

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server mostly vanilla?	Yes, we have some quality of life datapacks and plugins for server protection, but the core gameplay is vanilla.
Can I use proximity voicechat?	Yes, it is optional for players to use proximity voicechat on the server.
Are major server decisions voted on?	Yes, democracy is used for all major server decisions.
Is TNT, rail, and carpet duping allowed?	Yes, we have vanilla-like configs where TNT, rail, and carpet duping is allowed.
How do you protect against theft and griefing?	We use Coreprotect instead of land claim to protect the server. This allows us to revert the world to previous states and ban those responsible.

Fembot’s Cute Loser BF Minecraft Server

ambient music, AniManga, animation, autism, brown hair, cute, doomer side, egalitarian relationship, fembot, fembots, fit, golden retriever personality, green eyes, guitar, hobbies, japanese, khhv, Loser, loser bf, Minecraft, Music, NEET, OCD, piano, Post rock, programming, sense of humor, Server, shutin, Social Skills, White

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3128
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with normies and try-hards? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the cool kids (and golden retriever personalities) like you!

Join our server and meet our resident 21-year-old shut-in who is a KHHV (that’s right, never had a girlfriend and proud of it), NEET, and self-proclaimed master of avoiding social media and porn. But don’t worry, he’s not a chud and definitely doesn’t hate women.

With a mix of autism, OCD, and a touch of doomer energy, our server is the perfect place for those who march to the beat of their own drum. Plus, our resident musician, programmer, weightlifter, Japanese speaker, and aspiring artist will keep you entertained with his quirky sense of humor and love for animanga and niche music (ambient and post-rock, anyone?).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate mix of chaos, creativity, and camaraderie. Bonus trivia: our resident cool guy even has a really cool name. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

NijiENNoobGamer Minecraft SMP

Anime, debut, debut success, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Minecraft, NijiEN, NijiENNoobGamer, Nijisanji, online content, Popularity, smp, streaming, success, talent, virtual entertainment, Virtual idol, virtual talent, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to laugh, have fun, and maybe even question your sanity!

Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started a protest against the iron golems for their aggressive behavior, and where the creepers have formed a synchronized dance troupe (watch out for their explosive finale)!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of sheep who have formed a cult worshiping a golden carrot, and a mysterious player who may or may not be a time-traveling wizard from the future.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server – or at least get a good story to tell your friends!

CraftyGuyMC SMP

10. Scuba diving, 11. Rock climbing, 12. Meditation retreat, 13. Stand-up comedy, 14. Surfing, 15. Camping in the wilderness, 16. Writing a book, 17. Taking a hot air balloon ride, 18. Attending a music festival, 19. Learning to play an instrument, 2. Traveling solo, 20. Going on a blind date., 3. Skydiving, 4. Bungee jumping, 5. Road trip, 6. Cooking a gourmet meal, 7. Learning a new language, 8. Volunteering abroad, 9. Dancing salsa, adventure sports, CraftyGuyMC, smp

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1886
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8955	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Potions Brewed:	29	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of building your own empire while fending off attacks from a horde of evil chickens. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve faced off against a chicken army armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a handful of carrots.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered somewhere in the depths of our world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just watch out for those sneaky chickens – they’re always plotting something…

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

border disputes, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Federal-Level Emergency, Geopolitics, international relations, Kursk, Kursk Emergency, KurskCraft, military conflict, Minecraft, national defense, political tensions, russia, Russia Declares Emergency, russian federation, security measures, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, ukraine russia conflict, Ukrainian crisis, Ukrainian Incursion

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2472
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

lol u ever wanted to play minecraft in a place where russia is declaring emergencies left and right? well boy do we have the server for u! come join us in our epic world where ukraine keeps tryna mess with russia and we gotta build walls and stuff to keep them out. it’s like a real life history lesson but with creepers and zombies. plus, putin himself makes appearances in the game and gives u quests to complete. join now for a wild ride of political drama and blocky adventures!