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Fries Your Brain with High Frequency Waves Directly into Your Minecraft SMP

Brain, Cognitive, Conspiracy Theory, direct, ear canal, experimentation, Frequency, Fries, futuristic, HIGH, high frequency waves, Kid, Manipulation, mind control, Minecraft, neural, pemFries, personnel, psychological warfare, science fiction, secret government project, SMPemp, Targeted, Technology, Transmission, Waves

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8821
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	162	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Animals Bred:	100	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the twisted minds of our players.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster turns everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos while riding a llama named Larry.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up anything in its path. Will you be brave enough to challenge this feathered fiend?

So come on and join us if you dare. Just be prepared to have your brain fried with high frequency waves directly into your ear canal. Nothing personnel, kid.

HonkCraft: Sheriff Showdown

collision, Community, Confrontation, disturbance, emergency, false complaints, HonkCraft, Honking, Mountain, neighbors, noise ordinance, Peace, property management, recording, rental, Respect, Sheriff, showdown, terminally ill father, Warning

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8495
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6502	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Void Armor Forged:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story…

Imagine a world where every time you try to mine for diamonds, a herd of angry pigs comes charging at you. That’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server! But wait, there’s more…

We have a special event where players have to build a giant statue of a chicken using only dirt blocks. The catch? The statue has to lay eggs every hour on the hour, or else the chicken comes to life and starts wreaking havoc on the server!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie villagers who are actually amazing dancers. Join our server and see if you can survive the dance-off of a lifetime!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding pigs.

HappyCraft Jams

celebration, cheerful, Dance, Energetic, Favorite, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Happiness, Happy, HappyCraft, Jams, joy, Melody, mood booster, Music, playlist, positive vibes, positivity, Smile, songs, upbeat, Uplifting

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	856
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the same old boring Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party zone for all you blockheads out there!

Join us and you’ll be serenaded by a choir of singing creepers, dancing pigs, and even a DJ skeleton spinning some sick beats. Our happy songs will have you grooving while you mine, build, and battle your way to victory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that grants wishes to all who can defeat it in a dance-off. So put on your dancing shoes and get ready to boogie down with the Blocktopus!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the happy songs and outrageous adventures begin!

FloodCraft Minecraft Server

Central Europe, climate change, community resilience, disaster preparedness, Disaster Recovery, disaster relief, emergency management, emergency response, emergency shelters, environmental impact, evacuation orders, extreme weather, flood warnings, FloodCraft, mass evacuations, Minecraft, natural disaster, record flooding, rising water levels, rivers surge, Server, Torrential rains, Weather forecast

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7319
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Dragon Scales Harvested:	114
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3337	New Chunks Explored:	690838
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit AF. like, we got so much water, u gonna think u in da middle of a flood. but don’t worry, we got u covered with boats and floaties for days.

come build ur own ark and sail through da streets of our flooded city. make sure to bring ur snorkel and flippers, cuz u gonna be swimmin’ errywhere.

we even got a special event where u gotta rescue all da animals trapped in da flood. save dem all and u might just earn a special pet to keep in ur virtual house.

so come on down to our server and experience da wettest, wildest adventure of ur Minecraft life. just don’t forget ur umbrella, cuz it’s gonna be rainin’ blocks up in here.

CeutaCraft: No Entry Zone

African migrants, African refugees, blocks, border crossing, border security, CEUTA, CeutaCraft, enclave, entry, european union, Illegal immigration, immigration control, international relations, mass migration, Mediterranean, migrant crisis, morocco, North Africa, political tensions, Refugee Crisis, spain, Spanish territory, Zone

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9148
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5784	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Farms Harvested:	983
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this server that’s, like, so epic that even Morocco tried to block it! they were, like, “no way, man, we can’t let all these players into this server, it’s too lit!” but, like, the players were all, “nah, bro, we gotta get in there and build some insane stuff!”

so, like, there was this epic battle between Morocco and the players, with, like, TNT explosions and diamond swords flying everywhere. eventually, the players won and were able to join the server, where they built the most epic castles and redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen.

if you wanna be part of this epic adventure, join the server now and show Morocco who’s boss! come build, battle, and conquer with us in this insane Minecraft world where anything is possible!

DefinitelyNotSketchy Semi-Vanilla SMP – LGBTQ+ Friendly – Whitelist

[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Anti-Xray, Collaborative, Community, DefinitelyNotSketchy, Discord, Economy, Events, Fabric, Friendly, INCLUSIVE, LGBTQ, Magic, Modded, North America, pokemon, Seasons, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server members, smp, voice chat, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6045
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Runes Activated:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Server Information

Established	2018
Season	Season 12 (2nd August)
Server Location	North America
Current Members	350 server members, 550 in total

Why Join Us?

Servers hosted in North America
Discord to Minecraft chat
Simple Voice Chat integration
Suggestion forums, available to all members
Private ticket system for complaints/questions/support
Diamond economy, no shop plugins
Anti-Xray plugins, with Ledger to inspect/rollback
Organized Dragon Fights and events
Pokemon channel

Mini Seasons

Custom modded mini seasons to bridge main seasons, lasting around a month. Previous mini seasons included Vault Hunters modpack.

How to Apply

Join our Discord and read through #waitlist-form, open a ticket, and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket. Apply here.

Discord

Our server uses Discord for communication, events, and updates. Being on Discord is required for whitelisting on the server.

Spawn Images

View images of spawn from previous seasons here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	Join our Discord server and follow the instructions in #waitlist-form.
What is the server economy like?	We have a diamond economy with no shop plugins.
Are events organized on the server?	Yes, we have organized events such as Dragon Fights.
Do you have anti-Xray measures in place?	Yes, we have anti-Xray plugins and Ledger for inspection.

Flirty Girl Minecraft Server

advice, Boundaries, Cheating, college, Communication, confusion, emotions, FLIRTING, flirty, girl, Infidelity, Insecurity, Jealousy, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, self esteem, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, Server, Support, Trust

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6229
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Tired of dealing with relationship drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where you can flirt with as many virtual men as you want without any consequences! Who needs real relationships when you can have a pixelated harem at your fingertips? Plus, our college-themed server is filled with wild parties and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. Join now and say goodbye to relationship drama forever!

Apparently Minecraft SMP the people in this picture are 23 and 24

“Youth, 23, 24, age, aging, apparently, Browns, culture, Diversity, ethnicity, Iberians, ITALIANS, Minecraft, people, Perception, Picture, prejudice, Quick, Race, smp, society, Stereotypes, ytpipo

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4935
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Falling into the Void:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to discover the fountain of youth! Our players have found a way to reverse aging in real life just by playing on our server. Don’t believe us? Just ask our 23 and 24-year-old players who look like they’re in their 80s! It’s like Benjamin Button, but in Minecraft form. Come join us and unlock the secrets to eternal youth…or at least have a good laugh at our ridiculous aging process.

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

aita, America, autistic, bachelor trip, Behavior, border, cheese dip, disabled, flour tortilla, Friend, lettuce, mexico, Minecraft, Pay, restaurant staff, Rude, Safety, San Diego, Server, taco bell, TacoCraft, Tijuana, white cheese

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	316
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	377
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to find diamonds! Unlike Kevin on his bachelor trip to Mexico, you won’t have to worry about cheese dip or taco preferences here. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re a pro builder or just starting out.

Join us for a wild adventure through virtual worlds, where you can build your dream castle without any language barriers or rude restaurant owners. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your taco preferences – as long as you’re having fun, that’s all that matters!

So come on over and join us for a crazy good time, where the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who gets the last creeper kill. See you in the game!

WeddingWarsMC

Disrespect, emotional manipulation, Emotional support, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family heirloom, family pressure, Grief, insensitivity, late wife, mourning, personal boundaries, self-care, sister’s wedding, toxic relationships, wedding etiquette, wedding invitation, WeddingWarsMC

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2192
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server, where no one will judge you for your past or your grief! We understand the struggles of losing a loved one and we’re here to support you, unlike OP’s unsupportive family.

On our server, you can build a virtual shrine for your lost loved one, like a giant diamond statue of your wife Lily riding a pig into the sunset. Or maybe you can recreate the family necklace in pixel art form and wear it proudly in the game. The possibilities are endless!

And if you ever feel like you need a break from the real world drama, just log on to our server and immerse yourself in a world where grief is understood and respected. Plus, we have a strict no ghosting policy, so you won’t have to worry about any unwanted hauntings during your gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the family drama behind. Who needs a family necklace when you can have a virtual diamond crown, am I right?

BrokeBoiMC SMP

Background, Behavior, BrokeBoiMC, Childhood, Class, economic status, Environment, family, financial struggles, habits, Indicators, Lifestyle, markers, POVERTY, smp, social cues, societal cues, socioeconomic status, upbringing

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	126
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to prove you’re not poor! We have diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret vault filled with stacks of emeralds for all members. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a long-lost prince who will grant you three wishes if you find his hidden castle in the sky. So come join us and show off your wealth in style! #RichKidsOnly