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SatuRday MineCraft SeRver

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4716
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Void Gems Collected:	33
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to be on a Saturday! Why should you join? Because on our server, pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes!

Join us tomorrow for our special “Llama Llama Ding Dong” event where all players must ride llamas while singing nursery rhymes backwards to unlock secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the dragon while busting out their best dance moves to win exclusive prizes like rainbow armor and unicorn mounts.

So why wait? Join us tomorrow for a Saturday you’ll never forget on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Bribe Me on Minecraft SMP

BRIBE, bribery, campaign finance, Corruption, cost, Democracy, donald trump, election, electoral college, Ethics, Government, influence, kamala harris, Manipulation, Minecraft, MONEY, political strategy, Politics, power play, Presidential election, scandal, smp, vote switching

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5401
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only votes that matter are the ones for who builds the best dirt house! We’ve got a secret underground society of villagers who are experts in electoral fraud – they’ll make sure Kamala Harris wins by a landslide! Plus, our server currency is golden carrots, so you can bribe your way to victory! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Boobs Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7183
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the Social – nice tits edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the most popular player because of their epic building skills and, you guessed it, their nice tits. People from all over the Minecraft world flocked to our server just to catch a glimpse of these legendary tits. And you could be next!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Hot Tub Party at Spawn”. We also have exclusive in-game items like the “Boob Plate Armor” and the “Bootylicious Sword”. Trust me, you won’t find these anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the Social – nice tits edition family. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to have everyone talking about your amazing building skills and, of course, your nice tits.

Post Brutal Moggings Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	9643	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Void Gems Collected:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and don’t even get us started on the annual llama rodeo competition. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a player ride a llama through a maze of TNT traps!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to watch your back for those sneaky moggings…

American Craft Minecraft Server

Admiration, America, American, american culture, American dream, American Flag, American hero, american history, American icon, american identity, American spirit, American values, AMERICANS, citizenship, Craft, hulk hogan, Idol, love, Minecraft, national pride, patriotism, Server, true American, united states

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8510
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Are you ready to Hulk smash your way through the ultimate Minecraft server? Join us and become a true American hero like Hulk Hogan! Our server is filled with red, white, and blue blocks for you to build the most patriotic creations. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll gain the strength of a thousand bald eagles! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your American spirit in the most epic way possible!

PixelatedPickle Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3565	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was a majestic sight to behold, let me tell you. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the spawn village. It was clucking madness!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Duck, a mythical creature that only appears to those who are truly worthy. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Duck will be blessed with infinite diamonds for eternity. Sounds too good to be true, right? Well, you’ll just have to join and see for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Overdesigned Holomem Minecraft Server

Appearance, Bricks, character design, cluttered, colors, design, Details, Dev_is, gura, hololive, holomem, lego, Mess, Minecraft, overdesigned, plushies, recognition, recognizable, Server, Simplicity, simplistic design, toy design, Vtuber

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1613
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as simple and recognizable as Gura herself? Look no further, because our server is so easy to navigate, even a noob could do it! Plus, our dev_is are so cluttered with random stuff, you’ll be too busy laughing at their plushies to even focus on building. Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, creativity, and maybe even a few lego bricks along the way!

The Dark Knight Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is there are no rules! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while riding on the back of a giant chicken.

Our server is home to the legendary Black Knight, who is rumored to have defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. But who needs a Black Knight when you can become a Rainbow Unicorn Warrior, shooting lasers out of your eyes and farting rainbows to defeat your enemies?

If you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their silly rules and restrictions, come join us and unleash your inner craziness. Who knows, you might even discover the secret hidden treasure of the Potato King, guarded by an army of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in your own mind!

Spider Spawner Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9774
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Emeralds Found:	7360	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Are you ready to face your worst nightmare in Minecraft? Join our server’s Arachnophilia mode, where every block is infested with giant spiders! But don’t worry, they’re not here to harm you – they just want to give you a friendly hug with their eight hairy legs.

Join now and experience the thrill of trying to build a house while dodging spider webs and navigating through a maze of cobwebs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Spider Queen, who will grant you the power to control all the spiders on the server.

But beware, the Spider Queen is a fickle ruler and she might just decide to turn you into her next meal instead. So come join our server and test your arachnid skills – if you’re not too scared, that is!

Question For Democrats Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mines Excavated:	2393	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8702	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that we had to put up barbed wire to keep players from escaping the insanity. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being trapped in a virtual world with no way out. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you on your toes at all times.

We have epic events like “TNT Tuesday” where we blow up everything in sight, and “Wacky Wednesday” where we all dress up as chickens and run around the map.

So come on, join us if you dare! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Who needs freedom when you have barbed wire keeping you in?