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Crafty AF

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	846
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Are you tired of being kicked out of countries for being a fag? Do you spend your days seething about China and spamming hate threads for free? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and let all your pent-up anger and frustration out in a virtual world where you can build, destroy, and unleash your inner chaos. Our server is filled with fellow black sheep of the family, raised by secret societies, and rejected by potential lovers. Come join us and let’s create a world where the only rule is to let loose and have a good time. Who needs real life when you can escape to our insane Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin!

JPopJam Minecraft Server

AGI, ai, anime fandom, anime intro, Artificial Intelligence, creativity, digital art, Entertainment, FANTASY, Future, imagination, innovation, J-pop, JPopJam, machine learning, Minecraft, music generation, music production, pop culture, Server, speculative fiction, Technology, virtual reality

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2135
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Potions Brewed:	116
Zombie Dances:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs and intros? Well, look no further because our server is powered by AI that creates J-Pop songs for our anime-inspired intros in just 8 seconds! That’s right, we’ve got the technology of the future right here in Minecraft land. Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and mind-blowing creations. Who needs AGI when you’ve got our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

VacayExclusion Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, Communication, consequences, cousin, discipline, Drama, exclusion, family trip, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, overprotective, Petty, Police, resort, Safety, Server, Trust, vacation, vacation activities, VacayExclusion

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5880
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	914

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will leave you questioning reality.

Picture this: you’re out exploring the town with your family on a vacation, when suddenly a slightly drunk man named London starts flirting with you and your underage twin sister and cousin. But wait, it gets crazier! Your cousin blows the whole situation out of proportion, leading to the police getting involved and your parents banning you from going out on your own.

But fear not, on our server, you can experience all the drama and chaos without any real-life consequences. Join us for a wild ride filled with overprotective parents, misunderstandings, and petty revenge. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and buckle up for the craziest adventure of your life!

GraduationGriefCraft

ALARM, CAR, ceremony, chain, crying, disc lock, entitled brat, ENTITLEMENT, family, Fist Fight, graduation gowns, GraduationGriefCraft, high school graduation, MOTORCYCLE, photos, posing, ripped gown, rotor, TANK, working on, Yelling

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6652
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31

Are you tired of entitled brats ruining your motorcycle vibes? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee no one will sit on your virtual bike without permission! Our server is so secure, even your chain won’t get caught in any gowns.

Picture this: you’re cruising through the virtual world on your pixelated motorcycle, when suddenly you hear an alarm go off. You rush to your bike and find two girls in graduation gowns sitting on it, with their friends taking photos. But fear not, on our server, you can yell at them to get the F off without any repercussions!

And if any dads try to start a fist fight with you, don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server now and let out your frustrations in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild?

RespectCraft: The Joke’s On You

complete joke, diminished status, disgrace, Disrespected, Downfall, fallen from grace, former glory, former greatness, former prestige, highly respected, jokes, Laughingstock, lost credibility, mockery, no longer admired, now ridiculed, once revered, outdated ideals, public perception, reputation, RespectCraft, tarnished image

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8359
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Dimension Hops:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

The answer is our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further! On our server, we have a rule that every player must wear a chicken suit at all times. Why, you ask? Because chickens are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, of course!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. To get in, you must defeat a horde of dancing zombies with your best dance moves. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds.

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunt, where players must follow a trail of exploding pigs to find the hidden loot. It’s like a real-life (or Minecraft-life) adventure!

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that being a complete joke could be so much fun?

CartCraft: Smooth & Wobble-Free!

cartcraft, convenience, convenience store, Durable, efficient, Frustration, grocery cart, grocery store, hassle-free, maintenance, non-wobbly, Quality, rare experience, Reliable, shopping, Smooth, smooth ride, smooth running, Stability, STURDY, supermarket, wheels, WobbleFree

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8667
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Star Shards Collected:	220
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of those janky, wobbly grocery cart servers, then you gotta check out this epic Minecraft server! We got carts smoother than a baby’s bottom, I’m talkin’ next level smoothness that’ll make you question reality.

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll ride grocery carts through mystical lands, battling evil mobs and collecting epic loot. But watch out, because there’s a rumor that the carts are actually sentient and have a mind of their own. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get up to!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of grocery cart enthusiasts who worship the almighty shopping trolley. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the cart cult, and maybe even become their chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of grocery cart madness like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

AI deception, BoomerCraft, Boomers, Deception, Easily fooled, easily tricked, generation gap, gift card scams, gullible, Indian scammers, lack of critical thinking, lack of savviness, Manipulation, Minecraft, Naive, older generation, Server, susceptible, technology illiterate, Trusting, trusting nature, unquestioning, vulnerable

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5737
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	5026	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95
Gods Slained:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7242
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a genius compared to boomers? Look no further! Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that even boomers can’t resist joining (and getting totally confused in the process).

Join now and experience the thrill of outsmarting your fellow players with your superior savviness. Watch as boomers struggle to navigate the virtual world, while you effortlessly dominate with your quick wit and sharp skills.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to laugh at the hilarious antics of boomers trying to keep up in a world that’s just too fast-paced for them. Join our server today and show those naive boomers who’s boss!

30yoGF Minecraft Server

30 year old girlfriend, 30yoGF, age discrimination, age gap, age preference, age stereotypes, ageist beliefs, compatibility, DATING, dating standards, deserving love, finding love, generational differences, long-term relationships, love without boundaries, Maturity, Minecraft, partner preference, relationship expectations, relationships, Server, societal norms, Zoomer

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2702
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing for a companion to share your diamonds with? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find the perfect match – a 30-year-old girlfriend! Say goodbye to those pesky zoomer whores and hello to a mature partner who knows the difference between redstone and lapis lazuli.

Join our server and embark on epic quests together, build magnificent structures side by side, and maybe even start a virtual family complete with pixelated pets. Who needs a real-life relationship when you can have a Minecraft romance that will last for eternity?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and find your perfect player two. Because in the world of Minecraft, love knows no age limits.

AloneAt21Craft

21f, 28f, alone, AloneAt21Craft, conditioned, Diabetic, Fight, freedom, Guilt, insisting, Mother, nerves, room, Scared, sister, sleep alone, spoiled, traumatic life, travel, ungrateful

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6301
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a piece of sht in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be the master of your own destiny! No more nagging mothers forcing you to sleep in weird rooms with your sister, no more guilt trips for falling asleep on calls with your bf. On our server, you can build your own diabetes-friendly kingdom and never have to check your sugar levels again (unless you want to, of course). Plus, we have a strict no guilt policy – so go ahead and travel with your bf wherever you want, no permission needed! Say goodbye to feeling like the biggest spoiled ungrateful piece of shit ever, and hello to a world where you can be whoever you want to be. Join us now and start living your best Minecraft life!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

CraftyCash, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Farms Harvested:	951
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

If you won 100 million dollars, the first thing you should buy is a ticket to our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – buried deep within our virtual world is a hidden treasure worth even more than your newfound fortune! Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its location and claim it for themselves. Plus, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter, from flying pigs to rainbow-colored llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

ButtonBloopersMC

Button, ButtonBloopersMC, Caution, consequences, consequences of curiosity, Curiosity, curiosity killed the cat, do not press, Forbidden, forbidden fruit, Mysterious, office humor, office mischief, office prank, secret, temptation, Warning, Workplace, workplace antics, workplace shenanigans

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6163
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	352

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you pressed the “do not press this button” button at your workplace? Well, on our Minecraft server, pressing that button will transport you to a secret underground lair filled with diamonds, gold, and a talking chicken named Cluck Norris who will guide you on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle zombie pigmen with rubber chickens, and build a castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, always press the “do not press this button” button for maximum fun!