Crafty AF

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Runes Activated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49

Are you tired of being kicked out of countries for being a fag? Do you spend your days seething about China and spamming hate threads for free? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and let all your pent-up anger and frustration out in a virtual world where you can build, destroy, and unleash your inner chaos. Our server is filled with fellow black sheep of the family, raised by secret societies, and rejected by potential lovers. Come join us and let’s create a world where the only rule is to let loose and have a good time. Who needs real life when you can escape to our insane Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin!

EmoDogCraft

Animal Behavior, animal instincts, canine communication, companion animals, Dogs, domestication, EmoDogCraft, emotional connection, emotional intelligence, emotions, Empathy, empathy in animals, evolutionary biology, evolved, human-animal bond, interspecies communication, non-verbal communication, pet behavior, pet psychology, social cognition

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8432
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where dogs can read your emotions, bro. like, you’re mining for diamonds and your doggo buddy can sense your excitement and starts digging like crazy. or maybe you’re feeling sad because you keep getting creepered and your dog comes over and gives you virtual hugs. it’s like having a therapist in minecraft, man. join this server for the most emotional support you’ll ever get from a pixelated pup.

Godlyz Almighty Network: Now with extra GodlyzBox for epic PvP battles!

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6129
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	40	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23

Welcome to Godlyznetwork!

If you’re looking for an exceptional Minecraft experience, look no further than Godlyznetwork. Our server is designed to provide you with countless hours of fun and adventure, featuring a host of unique elements and a supportive community. Here’s why you should join us:

Lots of Friendly Staff	At Godlyznetwork, we pride ourselves on having a large team of staff members dedicated to making your experience as enjoyable as possible.
Custom Items Galore	One of the standout features of Godlyznetwork is our extensive collection of custom items.
ANTI P2W (Pay-to-Win)	Fair play is at the core of our server’s philosophy. We strongly believe that every player should have an equal opportunity to succeed and enjoy the game.
Fun Experience Guaranteed	At Godlyznetwork, we are committed to providing a fun and engaging experience for all our players.
The Best Box Server in Minecraft	We are proud to be known as the best box server in Minecraft.

Server IP: Godlyznetwork.com

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we strictly prohibit pay-to-win elements on our server to ensure fair gameplay for all players.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided above.
Are there custom items on the server?	Yes, we have a variety of custom items that enhance gameplay and provide unique experiences.
What makes Godlyznetwork stand out from other Minecraft servers?	Our friendly staff, anti pay-to-win policy, custom items, and engaging gameplay make us a standout choice for players looking for a fun and fair Minecraft experience.
How can I support the server?	You can support the server by inviting your friends to join, participating in events, and contributing positively to the community.

SpaceCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3382
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Join our Minecraft server and escape to outer space where you can watch the earth come up with your fellow gamers! Our server is so out of this world, you’ll feel like you’re floating in zero gravity.

We have custom-built space stations, alien planets to explore, and even rocket ships to travel between dimensions. Don’t be afraid of heights, because we’ll hold you close as you soar through the galaxy.

How do we do it? It’s better than you ever knew! Join us in outer space and experience Minecraft like never before. It might be the only way to truly escape the mundane world.

Minecraft SMP: PepegaCraft

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3427
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Yes, you heard that right, a CHICKEN boss. And if you defeat it, you get a special chicken armor set that makes you cluck like a chicken every time you jump.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you can out-dance the Enderman, you win a pair of enchanted disco pants that make you boogie like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and see what other crazy adventures await in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

SpiceCraft SMP – 30 characters

Adventure, Characters, creativity, enjoyment, EXCITEMENT, fulfillment, Fun, Happiness, inspiration, joy, Life, Lifestyle, motivation, novelty, Passion, satisfaction, self improvement, smp, Spice, spice up, SpiceCraft, Variety, Zest

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2752
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Void Gems Collected:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft experience? Do you want to add a little spice to your blocky life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good time. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese. And don’t even get me started on the talking cows that roam the land, dispensing wisdom and cheeseburgers to those who are worthy.

So if you’re ready to add some spice to your Minecraft life, come join us on our server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for cheese!

BabyBlockBusters

BabyBlockBusters, career, change of mind, childfree, children, Decision making, empowerment, experiences, Family Planning, feminism, Lifestyle, Motherhood, Opinions, parenting, personal choice, Perspectives, reddit, reproductive rights, societal pressure, Stereotypes, Women

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4326
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Enchantments Applied:	243	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Are you tired of being told what to do with your own uterus? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic builds and incredible redstone contraptions! No more unsolicited baby advice, just pure gaming fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, it has the power to change your mind about anything – even wanting kids! So come on over and let’s build a child-free utopia together!

GolanCraft Minecraft Server

Border dispute, Conflict, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Golan Heights, GolanCraft, Hezbollah attack, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Military, Minecraft, national security, Politics, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Syria, Territory, Trump administration, united states, White House

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9252
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	9702	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN THE WHITE HOUSE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN HEZBOLLAH WANTS A PIECE OF THE ACTION!

IMAGINE BUILDING YOUR OWN CASTLE IN THE SKY WHILE DODGING TERRORIST ATTACKS FROM HEZBOLLAH! IT’S LIKE A REAL-LIFE VIDEO GAME, BUT WITHOUT THE DANGER…OKAY, MAYBE A LITTLE DANGER, BUT IT’S WORTH IT FOR THE THRILL!

SO COME JOIN US ON THE MOST EXCITING MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN GET A SHOUTOUT FROM THE WHITE HOUSE FOR YOUR MAD BUILDING SKILLS! LET’S GOOOOO!

CraftyUndercutters

#covert operations, CraftyUndercutters, cybersecurity threats, democratic process, disinformation campaigns, election interference, foreign influence, foreign meddling, information warfare, intelligence agencies, international relations, iran, national security, political manipulation, political sabotage, Presidential election, propaganda tactics, russia, strategic manipulation, Trump Campaign, U.S. officials

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8529
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

So like, this server is like the ultimate battleground between Iran and Russia, but in Minecraft form. Iran is all like, “we gonna take down Trump campaign” and Russia is like, “nah, we gonna do the opposite.” It’s like a political showdown but with blocks and creepers. Join this server if you wanna see some crazy international drama unfold in the most unexpected way possible. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna see Trump campaign getting taken down by a bunch of Minecraft players? It’s gonna be epic, bro. Join now and be part of the chaos!

Measles Mayhem Minecraft

columbia university, disease outbreak, Epidemic, global health, global trends, Healthcare, immunization, infectious diseases, low-resourced countries, MAYHEM, Measles, measles cases, Minecraft, preventable diseases, public health, socioeconomic factors, study, Surge, vaccination, vaccination rates, vaccine reluctance, wealthier nations

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6723
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit that even the measles are tryna get in on the action! Our server is so poppin’ that even Columbia University did a study on it, talkin’ ’bout how our player count be surgin’ like 140% in just a few years!

We got players from all over the world, even from them low-resourced countries where they ain’t got time for vaccines. And don’t even get me started on them wealthy nations, they be too busy tryna dodge shots in-game to get their shots IRL.

So come join us on this wild ride, where even the measles can’t resist the fun! Who needs vaccines when you got our server to keep you entertained? Let’s get this party started, y’all!

SoullessCraft Minecraft Server

copycat games, generic storylines, lack of challenge, lack of creativity, lack of emotion, lack of immersion, lack of innovation, lack of originality, lack of passion, microtransactions, Minecraft, modern video games, repetitive gameplay, Server, shallow characters, soul-crushing, soulless, soulless game design, soulless game mechanics, soulless gaming experience, soulless gaming industry, SoullessCraft, uninspired

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Ores Mined:	7622	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Tired of boring, soulless video games that leave you feeling empty inside? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing skeletons, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a virtual burger joint where you can chow down on pixelated patties while fending off hungry zombies. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dip in our lava hot tub for a relaxing (and slightly dangerous) spa experience.

So why waste your time on boring, soulless games when you can join our wacky, wild, and totally insane Minecraft server? Come on in and let the madness begin!

New Minecraft Servers 2025

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