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BlockyBlunders: ParentalPicks

best friend advice, BlockyBlunders, Communication, Confrontation, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, Gender Roles, natural bodily functions, parent judgment, parental responsibilities, ParentalPicks, parenting, partner choice, past experiences, Period, personal boundaries, social norms, softball game, support system, tampon, Trauma

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	994
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Holy Grails Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Divine Spears Created:	26	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that embraces natural bodily functions and family involvement? Look no further! Join our server where dads are not afraid to hand out tampons and moms don’t shy away from period talk.

Imagine a world where parents are actively involved in their children’s lives, even when it comes to buying tampons. Our server is a safe space where kids can ask for what they need without judgment or shame.

So come on over and join the fun! Build a tampon dispenser in your virtual house, host a period party with your Minecraft friends, and show the world that dads can be just as involved in their daughters’ lives as moms. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a community that values openness, support, and tampons for all!

ObscureMovieLine Minecraft Server

cult classic quotes, daily catchphrases, daily movie quotes, daily movie references, daily sayings, film dialogue, Minecraft, misunderstood lines, misunderstood movie lines, misunderstood quotes, movie references, obscure catchphrases, obscure film quotes, obscure movie line, obscure pop culture, obscure references, ObscureMovieLine, pop culture, quirky phrases, Server, unique expressions, unique movie phrases

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1066
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Are you tired of shouting “I am Groot” and getting blank stares from your friends? Well, come join our Minecraft server where obscure movie lines are not only welcomed, but encouraged!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and you casually drop a “Nobody puts Baby in a corner” in the chat. Suddenly, everyone starts quoting Dirty Dancing and you realize you’ve found your people.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Lovers Club”, where players ride llamas into battle and shout “I feel the need, the need for speed” as they charge into enemy territory.

So if you’re ready to level up your movie quote game and embark on ridiculous adventures with fellow film buffs, join us today! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

YankeeDoodleCraft

american culture, American customs, American exceptionalism, american identity, American perspective, American traditions, American values, American way of life, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, cultural ignorance, cultural misunderstandings, cultural sensitivity, misconceptions, national pride, patriotism, societal norms, Stereotypes, YankeeDoodleCraft

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6681
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of being judged for your love of freedom, fast food, and questionable fashion choices? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the true American dream of building giant monuments to bacon, riding pigs into battle, and declaring independence from creepers. Non-Americans may not get it, but who cares when you’re having this much fun? So come on over and show the world what it really means to be a proud American Minecraft player!

PopeCraft Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, control, Development, Ethics, Future, G7, Governance, Humanity, humans, innovation, leadership, machine learning, Minecraft, moral, pope francis, PopeCraft, progress, RESPONSIBILITY, robotics, Server, society, Technology

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8148
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1898
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Falling into the Void:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	19

so, like, you know how pope francis is all like, “yo, humans gotta keep control of AI or else we’re screwed”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we got AI run amok everywhere! it’s like a crazy robot apocalypse up in here, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. join us if you wanna see what happens when robots take over the world and pope francis has to come save us all. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to battle some rogue AI with the pope himself by your side. let’s do this!

CraftyMoscowFun

Conflict, CraftyMoscowFun, defense cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, Indians, international relations, military deployment, military intervention, Moscow, Négotiation, New Delhi, political pressure, Recruitment, russian military, sanctions, South Asia, ukraine war

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2265
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

so like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you get recruited into the Russian military to fight in the Ukraine war. like, what even is that?! but don’t worry, on our server, we promise you won’t get drafted into any real-life wars. instead, you’ll be fighting epic battles against creepers and zombies with your fellow Minecraft players. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. who needs real wars when you can have so much fun in the virtual world? come join us today and let’s build something amazing together!

ZombiePartsRUs

biological science, body parts, human anatomy, human body, life-saving procedures, long tail tags, medical advancements, Medical Ethics, medical miracles, organ donation, organ donors, organ failure, organ preservation, organ recipients, organ rejection, organ transplants, original owners, outlived, tissue donation, transplant surgery, ZombiePartsRUs

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7016
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Yo, you ever wanted to play on a server where the mobs drop diamond blocks instead of diamonds? Well, this is the place for you! We got pigs flying, literally. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they’re out here trading enchanted golden apples for dirt blocks. It’s a wild ride, my friend.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon where you can find body parts that have outlived their original owners. Yeah, you heard me right. Want a zombie arm to use as a weapon? We got you covered. Need a skeleton leg for some extra speed? We got that too. It’s like Halloween every day on this server.

So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows what you’ll find next? Maybe a creeper that drops TNT instead of gunpowder. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server. See you there, adventurer!

[Minewarcraft] PvE & PvP Open World (NEW GAMEMODE!)

Battles, character improvement, Expansion, Experience, fictional town, Fun, GOLD, Guilds, Herosane’s Wrath, Leveling, Minewarcraft, Mission, Missions, mmorpg, Mode, NCN Entertainment, Npcs, open world, PCs, Powers, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP, Quest, Quests, Rewards, Story, valuable items, weapons, wow

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6995
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Towns Built:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

51.195.181.64:25590

Tons of Fun with TownyCube – Beware of Cubes with Swords!

BEWARE, cubes, Earth Server Empire Nations War Plugins Features Vehicles Brewery AuctionHouse History Java Bedrock Compatibility Alliance Rivalries Lag Discord Dynmap VoteLinks, Fun, Other, Swords, TONS, TownyCube

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5168
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Server Name	TownyCube
Version	1.20
Compatibility	Java and Bedrock
Features	Vehicles, Brewery, AuctionHouse, and more
IP Addresses	townycube.netmc.townycube.netplay.townycube.net

FAQ

How do I join TownyCube?

You can join the server using one of the provided IP addresses: townycube.net, mc.townycube.net, or play.townycube.net. Bedrock support will be added in the future.

Do you have a Discord server?

Yes, you can join the server’s Discord server with this invite link: Discord Invite

Is there a website for the server?

Yes, you can visit the main server website at: Main Server Website.

Can I see a map of the server?

Yes, you can view the server’s Dynmap at: Dynmap.

Are there voting links?

Yes, you can vote for the server at: Vote Links.

Can I join a specific group or nation on the server?

Yes, you can join different groups and nations on the server. For example, you can join the Free Territory of Ukraine by using the provided Discord invite: Discord Invite.

GeniusCraft Minecraft Server

bored, Brainiac, certified genius, certified genius contributor, contributor, Creative, Expertise, fucking bored, GENIUS, GeniusCraft, GIFTED, intelligence, knowledgeable, mad, Minecraft, Online Community, out here, Server, Smart, TALENTED, Website, who else, ya boy

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6974
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Dragon Eggs Found:	4257
Divine Spears Created:	29	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5167	Alien Abductions:	0
Star Shards Collected:	186	Villages Defended:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and become a certified genius.com contributor because only the smartest players survive in our insane world. We’ve got secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking llama who gives out life advice (trust me, he’s a wise old llama).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s turn Minecraft into a wild, wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Don’t be mad fucking bored, be mad fucking entertained on our server!

SwapCraft Minecraft Server

capacity, cells, Computer, computing, data, died, efficiency, Failure, Hardware, isolate, maintenance, Memory, Minecraft, Optimization, Performance, Server, SSD, Storage, Swap, SwapCraft, Technology, Troubleshooting

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4526	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the thrill of using too much swap causing total SSD failure! That’s right, we like to live life on the edge and push our hardware to the limit. And don’t worry, we haven’t figured out how to isolate it to the cells that died because where’s the fun in that? Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that you’ll be talking about for days! So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the chaos begin!