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PottyProtocol Minecraft SMP

bathroom behavior, bathroom culture, bathroom customs, bathroom etiquette, bathroom manners, bathroom rules, men’s bathroom, men’s facilities, men’s hygiene, men’s public restroom, men’s restroom, men’s restroom etiquette, men’s washroom, Minecraft, PottyProtocol, restroom decorum, restroom etiquette, restroom guidelines, restroom norms, restroom protocol, restroom rules, smp, unspoken rules

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join! Like, there’s this secret underground base where we all gather to trade rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples infused with unicorn magic. And get this, the server owner is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to protect our bases from griefers! Plus, every Saturday night we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet creeper named Bob. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down on this server. So come join us and let’s build the most epic pixelated world together!

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MineCraftyMakeover

beauty secrets, Beauty Tips, body positivity, confidence boost, Enhancing natural beauty, fashion advice, fashion trends, Fitness routines, hair styling, healthy lifestyle, inner beauty, makeup hacks, MineCraftyMakeover, personal grooming, positive self-image, Radiant glow., self improvement, self-care practices, Skincare Routine, style inspiration, wellness tips

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve in Minecraft? Join our server and unlock the secret to becoming the most attractive blocky character in the game! Our players have reported that simply by joining our server, their pixelated avatars have become 10 times more appealing to other players. It’s like a virtual makeover, but without the hassle of applying virtual makeup!
We have a special potion on our server that guarantees you will be the most stylish player in the game. Just one sip and you’ll be strutting your stuff in diamond armor and a crown made of emeralds. Who needs a skin when you can be the envy of all your friends with just one click?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a magical mirror that shows you what you would look like if you were a real-life Minecraft character. Prepare to be amazed as you see your blocky self transformed into a pixelated supermodel!

So if you’re tired of blending in with the crowd and want to stand out in the world of Minecraft, join our server today and unlock your true potential. Who knows, you might even catch the eye of a virtual villager or two!

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KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

ammunition, arms trade, Conflict, Euromaidan Press, expert analysis, Frontline, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, KimJongCraft, military intervention, Military Supplies, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean exports, russia, russian military, security threats, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian crisis, War, weapons

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a kardashian family reunion! we got more explosions than north korea supplying russia’s ammo for a war against ukraine! you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to spell! join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and maybe even a few creepers blowing up your house! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

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DroneCraft: Ukraine vs Russia

aerial warfare, Conflict Resolution, defense budget, defense industry, drone strikes, DroneCraft, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military advancements, military capabilities, military conflict, military drones, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, peak strike rate, russia, Surveillance technology, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is dominating russia with a peak strike rate using over 1.5 million drones! watch as the virtual battle unfolds in our pixelated world of chaos and destruction. join now to witness the madness and maybe even join in on the action! who will come out on top in this epic showdown? only one way to find out – join our server now! #ukrainevsrussia #minecraftmadness #dronebattles

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Glioma Gurus: Liquid Biopsy Detectives

biopsy, cerebrospinal fluid, circulating tumor DNA, DETECTION, DETECTIVES, diffuse midline gliomas, early diagnosis, Glioma, gurus, H3K27M-mutant, leptomeningeal disease, liquid, liquid biopsy, Patients, study

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most lit players who can diagnose leptomeningeal disease in diffuze midline gliomas just by sippin on sum liquid biopsy! like, who needs doctors when u got gamers, amirite? plus, we detect circulating tumor DNA in the cerebrospinal fluid of H3K27M-mutant diffuze midline glioma found in patients like it’s nbd. join now and let’s cure some virtual diseases together, fam! #minecraftmedics #gamerssavinglives

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The Ghetto

1.21.4, Active, Adventure, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, ghetto, Griefing, Hardcore, Mature, Minigames, Plugins, PvE, Raiding, Ranks, Shop, smp, Survival
Welcome to 🌲The Ghetto🌲 – ⚔️ Where Only the Strong Survive!

Java IP 172.240.87.32:23950

Bedrock IP 172.240.87.32 Bedrock Port: 23950

💥 Features That Will Keep You on Your Toes: 💥
- Hard Mode Mobs & Unskippable Nights: Mobs are stronger, nights are longer, and the world is your battleground. Only the clever survive!
- Craft More Lives: Think carefully, fight harder, and craft your way to victory with extra lives to keep you in the game.
- Trade, buy, and sell in a dynamic player-driven economy. Rank up, get rewards, and show off your progress!
- Casino Games: Take a break from battling and try your luck at our casino! Who knows? A little gamble might get you ahead.
- Automatic Farming Projects: Adventure, explore, and gather resources to automate your farm and secure your future on the server.
This is not just another Minecraft server. It’s a test of your survival instincts, skill, and strategy. Players who are ready to fight for every inch of their survival will thrive, while others will fall to the dangers lurking around every corner.

💓Join us TODAY and see if you have what it takes to reign supreme!
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Mage Wave Minecraft 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, anime characters, anime inspiration, anime magic, anime trend, anime wave, Characters, FANTASY, inspiration, Mage, mage protagonists, Magic, Minecraft, Popular, Powers, Protagonists, sorcerers, Supernatural, trend, WAVE, wizards

Bro, forget about anime mages, join this Minecraft server for the ultimate mage experience!
We got wizards casting spells left and right, turning pigs into diamonds and creepers into cuddly kittens.

You’ll be inspired to become the ultimate mage protagonist in your own Minecraft adventure.

Who needs anime when you can create your own magical world full of surprises and epic battles?

Join now and unleash your inner mage master on this crazy server!

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GrowCraft Minecraft Server

Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, Empathy, family drama, family dynamics, financial support, forgiveness, GrowCraft, guest etiquette, house rules, Maturity, Minecraft, parenting, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, stepmom

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the plot of a soap opera.
Looking for a server where family dynamics are more complicated than a redstone contraption? Look no further! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time my stepmom tried to take over our house and claim she had “power over us” because she’s “my mom.” Talk about a plot twist!

Join us for a server experience that’s more intense than a creeper explosion! Will you side with the stepmom who wants to party with her friends instead of babysitting, or with the husband who’s had enough of her shenanigans? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious family drama along the way.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the mobs at night is the family dynamics during the day. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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DadDogDuelCraft

Apology, apology needed, casual competitive eater, Communication, Competition, DadDogDuelCraft, Ego, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, food festival, gift card, Hot dog eating contest, hurt feelings, Masculinity, misunderstanding, sibling rivalry, special shirt, tech retail store, tradition, winning

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your competitive eating skills? Look no further than our server! We host epic hot-dog eating contests every week, with the winner receiving a $100 gift card to a tech retail store (because who needs diamonds in Minecraft when you can have tech gadgets, right?).
Join us and become the ultimate “Doggler” of the server, shoving “glizzy after glizzy down your gullet” in a quest for victory. Just like in the story above, you can dethrone the reigning champion and earn the title of the new “Doggler”. Plus, we have special Doggler shirts for all our winners, so you can strut around the server in style.

So come on over and join us for some hilarious and outrageous fun! Who knew that Minecraft and competitive eating could go hand in hand? Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the world of virtual hot-dog consumption.

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BarJokez Minecraft SMP

amusing, bar joke, bar scene, BarJokez, classic joke, Clever, comedy, drinking joke, Entertainment, favorite joke, funny, hilarious, humor, joke telling, Laughter, light-hearted, Minecraft, one liner, pun, smp, Social Interaction, walked into a bar, Witty

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like walking into a bar but with creepers and villagers! 😂 It’s so lit, like literally because we have a lava pit in the middle of spawn for no reason at all. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the skeletons drop their bows and start breakdancing. It’s wild, I tell ya!
And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we replaced all the diamonds in someone’s chest with potatoes just for the lols. And another time, we built a giant statue of a chicken on someone’s house because why not? 😂

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. We’re like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less drama. Plus, we have a pet parrot that knows how to swear in five different languages. It’s a total riot, you won’t regret it! 🤪🐔🦜🎉

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Java IP	172.240.87.32:23950
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ea is worse than you thought Minecraft Servers

Welcome to 🌲The Ghetto🌲 – ⚔️ Where Only the Strong Survive!