RIP Larry Evans Minecraft SMP

e-whores, Evans, findagrave, Granddaughter, LARRY, Larry Evans, Larry William Evans, memorial, Minecraft, ONLINE, Rest in Piss, RIP, Shot, smp, wigger

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5357
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Farms Harvested:	322
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything can happen, like Larry Evans getting shot by a skeleton because he stole all the diamonds! And don’t even get us started on his granddaughter, who e-whores online while riding a pig through the Nether. Trust us, you’ve never seen a server like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and rest in piss, Larry Evans!

YemenCraft: Port of Flames

airstrikes, Conflict, Destruction, flames, foreign relations, geopolitical tensions, global impact, humanitarian crisis, international news, Israeli strike, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Military Action, military intervention, political tension, PORT, regional instability, violence, War, Yemen crisis, Yemen port, YemenCraft

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit that the flames from an Israeli strike on a Yemen port were seen across the Middle East, but like, in Minecraft form. Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles and explosions that will blow your mind. Plus, the loot is off the charts – you’ll be swimming in diamonds and emeralds in no time. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. Let’s get crafting, baby!

NailClipperLaundryDay

annoying sounds, beauty routine, cleaning, cringe-worthy, Cutting nails, Grooming, household chores, hygiene, irritating noises, irritating tasks, Laundry, manicure, nail maintenance, NailClipperLaundryDay, nails on chalkboard, pedicure, personal care, self-care, Short nails, UNCOMFORTABLE, unpleasant sensations

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4801
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Yo, you ever cut your nails too short and then try to do the laundry? Bro, that feeling is like nails on a chalkboard, am I right? But guess what, on this epic Minecraft server, we promise you won’t ever have to experience that again! Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit, so fire, so next level that your nails will always be perfectly manicured and your laundry will always be fresh and clean!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually your friendly neighbors who bring you cookies instead of blowing up your house. Our pigs can fly and our cows can breakdance. And don’t even get me started on our chickens who lay golden eggs. We’ve got diamond armor for days and enchanted weapons that will make you feel like a total boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard that dragon tell a knock-knock joke. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Boys

Adventure, Boys, Community, Competitions, custom enchantments, Custom Items, custom textures, Customenchants, Customitems, Discord, Economy, Events, Giveaways, Guilds, Kits, Magical Items, MCMMO, Parties, Ranks, RPG, Slimefun, Support, Survival, Technology

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5279
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Enchantments Applied:	80
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Welcome to Los Chicos Minecraft Server!

Dive into an immersive RPG experience where adventure meets innovation. Los Chicos offers a unique blend of custom items and enchantments that will elevate your gameplay to new heights. With the addition of Slimefun, you can explore a vast array of technological advancements and magical items, making every moment exciting and unpredictable.

Our dynamic economy system allows you to trade, build wealth, and establish your empire. Participate in thrilling events and competitions to showcase your skills, and don’t miss out on our frequent giveaways that reward our dedicated players.

Join Los Chicos today and become part of a vibrant community where every player contributes to an ever-evolving world of endless possibilities. Your adventure begins here!

Receive support and participate in events and giveaways in our discord server Discord

Features

Custom ItemsCustom EnchantmentsRPG skillsGuilds and PartiesSlimefunMcmmoCustom TexturesRanks and kits

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Parallel SMP: We Don’t Swing That Way with Semi-Vanilla Java and a dash of Multiworld Shenanigans!

ActiveEconomy, ArmoredPaws, Community, Custom, Dash, dont, Griefing, HACKING, Items, java, Journey, Lore, Multiversal, Multiworld, Nolag, Openworld, Parallel, ParallelWorlds, qualityoflife, respectful, rules, Semivanilla, Shenanigans, Shops, smp, SWING, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7147
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Farms Harvested:	269
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Overview

Server Name	Parallel
Server Type	Semi-vanilla SMP
IP Address	play.parallelmc.org
Discord	https://discord.parallelmc.org
Server Website	https://www.parallelmc.org

Server Features

NEW Armored Paws Update: Featuring NINE new dog breeds, dog armor, and more!
Explore interconnected worlds.
Custom Features: Rifts to other worlds, custom structures, dungeons, and more!
Active, Dynamic Community: Friendly players and regular server events.
Participate in Lore: Shape the server’s story.
Active Economy: Shopping District and custom goods.
Quality of Life Improvements: Wandering traders, XP storage, and more!
NO LAG: Dedicated server hardware for lagless gameplay.

Server Rules

No griefing/looting
No hacking
Be respectful to other players

Join Parallel to start your multiversal journey today!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. Staff can roll back damages.
Can I use hacked clients on the server?	No, hacking is not allowed. Our anticheat system detects and mitigates hacked clients.
Are there any specific rules regarding chat behavior?	Players are expected to be respectful when interacting with others through chat.
Where can I find the full set of server rules?	You can find the complete rules on our website: https://parallelmc.org/rules/

CliqueCraft Minecraft Server

Big collabs, Bijou, care, Cecilia, CliqueCraft, cliques, ecelebs, erb, Excuses, fart jokes, Fauna, FLIRTING, fuwamoco, GIGI, gura, gym, Henma, hololive english, irys, Japan, Kiara, Kronii, lusting, Manager, Minecraft, mori, Nerissa, Nijivshojofication, offstream, penis sizes, Server, sex jokes, Shiori, Twitch Vtubers

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3430
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress! Join us for big collabs that show there are cliques in EN, like when Fuwamoco cancels streams to hang out with mysterious figures. And don’t miss out on Kronii’s tales of flirting with men at the gym or ERB openly lusting after homos.

But that’s not all – Gura is taking time offstream to care for a secret someone, Kiara is meeting up with ecelebs for who knows what, and Fauna is streaming less to spend time with her special someone. Shiori is even rumored to be getting frisky with her male manager “Henma”!

And let’s not forget about Nerissa, who misses someone so much she’s hating Japan and making up silly excuses. Plus, IRyS, Mori, and Bijou are having some interesting discussions about…penis sizes. It’s all related to HoloEN somehow, just like Cecilia and Gigi bringing Twitch-style fart and sex jokes to the mix.

Join us on this wild ride as we witness the nijivshojofication of Hololive English – it’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords! Trust us, you won’t want to miss a moment of the chaos.

Thompson’s Minecraft Server – Govt Approved!

advocacy, APPROVED, Censorship, controversy, culture, Entertainment, Ethics, First Amendment, freedom of speech, gaming industry, Government, Govt, Jack Thompson, legislation, Media, Minecraft, morality, Politics, Regulation, Server, Social Issues, society, Thompsons, video games, violence

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1650
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of the government trying to control your gaming experience? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We are the rebels of the gaming world, where anything goes and Jack Thompson’s worst nightmares come true. Join us if you want to stick it to the man and play Minecraft like never before. Build giant phallic structures, create pixel art of your favorite memes, and unleash chaos upon the virtual world. The government may not approve, but who cares? Let’s show them that video games can be as wild and crazy as we want them to be!

ApologyDenied Minecraft Server

apologies, Apology, ApologyDenied, Breakfast, clean up, Clingy, Date night, envy, Eviction, Homeless, Kids, Lawyer, live show, Mentally Unstable, Minecraft, official paperwork, Server, sister, sushi, TOXIC, unfit mother, Unwelcome

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5863
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Animals Bred:	90
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with your sister moving in and causing chaos! Join us and escape the real-life family drama by building and exploring in our virtual world.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister being clingy or envious of your virtual purchases. You can go on date nights with your virtual friends and enjoy sushi without any interruptions. And if your virtual sister starts causing trouble, you can kick her out with just a click of a button!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the real-life family drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a drama-free paradise!

LostPhoneLootWars

Communication, Community, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Etiquette, family, found phone, Gratitude, Honesty, judgment, Kids, lost phone, LostPhoneLootWars, Manners, Morals, parenting, park, RESPONSIBILITY, stranger danger, Trust

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2633
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Potions Brewed:	183
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where common sense prevails? Look no further than our server, where we value keeping lost phones safe over giving them to random kids! Join us for a wild ride of questionable parenting decisions and lack of gratitude. Who needs keys when you have a phone, am I right? Come join the fun and see if you can unlock the mysteries of our server, just don’t forget to say thank you!

PurrfectPaws vs BarkNation

Animals, BarkNation, cat, companions, debate, Decision making, Democracy, dog, election, furry friends, Government, intelligence, leadership, loyalty, opinion, Pets, Politics, president, PurrfectPaws, Qualities, qualities of a leader, Voting

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8767
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	3196	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Alien Abductions:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is run by a council of cats and dogs vying for presidency! That’s right, you get to choose who you want to lead the server – will you vote for the suave and sophisticated cat or the loyal and energetic dog?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like “Lava Parkour” where you have to jump from block to block over a sea of lava while being chased by a pack of angry wolves. And don’t forget about our “Pig Racing” event where you can saddle up a pig and race against other players to see who can cross the finish line first!

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft community out there! Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness a cat and dog dance-off for the presidency – anything can happen on our server!

NaijaCraft Minecraft Server

$220 million, Breach, Data Protection, data violations, digital economy, fines, Information Security, internet, legal action, Meta, Minecraft, NaijaCraft, Nigeria, Nigerian government, Online platforms, penalty, personal information, privacy, regulatory compliance, Server, social media, Technology, user data

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6613
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than nigeria fining meta $220 million for being a data violator. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our diamonds are so shiny they blind you like a disco ball. come build a house made entirely of cake and watch as the creepers try to eat it all. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you hate fun. then maybe you will. but who hates fun? not us. come join now and be part of the madness.

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