| Server Version | 1.21 |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Mostly-vanilla SMP |
| Community | Looking for more players to help with builds, shops, and more |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
A: Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to join the Minecraft server.
A: Yes, the server is mostly vanilla with some plugins for quality of life improvements.
A: You can participate in community builds, create shops, explore the world, and more.
A: Yes, please refer to the rules channel on Discord for the complete list of rules.
Our server is like no other, where players can explore bizarre landscapes, battle mythical creatures, and even discover the answer to life’s most pressing questions. So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurdity of it all and encourages players to let their imaginations run wild.
So come on, join us and experience the ultimate thrill of jizzing from a handjob in Minecraft. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world of wonder and excitement!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that truly understands the struggles of being the forgotten sibling? Our server is like a dysfunctional family reunion, but with creepers and diamond swords!
Imagine a world where your stepdad prioritizes his stepdaughter over you, where birthday gifts are given based on who shows up to family dinners, and where the drama never ends. That’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a telenovela, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world full of crazy family dynamics to escape into? Let’s mine, build, and unleash our inner drama llamas together!
Join our SMP if you want to be surrounded by a bunch of players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks just because they can. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of talking chickens who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions?
Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can tell them a joke that makes them howl with laughter. And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while being chased by creepers – winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a herd of exploding sheep, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our one-of-a-kind world!
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Video Trailer | Watch our exciting trailer showcasing war, masterwork gear, and vibrant towns on the server. Watch here: Trailer Link |
| Explore the World | Delve into our 1:500 Earth-based map! Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs. |
| Gameplay | Engage in town building, land claiming, and immersive RP. Collect custom items like new swords and unique food. |
| Progression | Forge your path through diverse avenues: Choose from 7 unique jobs with skill trees for enhanced abilities. |
| Thriving Economy | Experience a player-driven marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items. |
| Non-P2W Environment | All store items are purely cosmetic, ensuring fairness and balance. |
| Epic Wars & Combat | Immerse yourself in our unique warring system for towns and nations. Join for thrilling battles and rewarding experiences. |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | You can join the server using the IP: red.unitedlands.org |
| Is there a Discord server? | Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.unitedlands.org |
| Can I see the server map? | Yes, you can view the map at https://map.unitedlands.org |