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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2581
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

Need diamonds? Just follow the rainbow road to the end of the rainbow where a leprechaun will trade you diamonds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

HangryHubbyHungerGames

anger issues, anger management, anger outbursts, Communication, domestic conflict, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, food preparation, Gaslighting, HangryHubbyHungerGames, leftovers, marital disputes, meal prep, MTG match, noodle portion, passive aggressive, portion control, portion sizes, relationship issues, spouse conflicts

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3223
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks

addiction, blocks, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug awareness, drug culture, drug education, drug experiences, drug experimentation, drug habits, drug history, drug prevention, drug rehabilitation, drug testing, drug use, DrugCraft, Drugs, HIGH, illegal drugs, illegal substances, Narcotics, recreational drugs, smp, substance abuse

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	543
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	2959	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Towns Built:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, come join our wild and wacky SMP where the only thing we’re mining is…illegal drugs! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground network of drug dealers and shady characters just waiting for you to join in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to partake in all sorts of illicit activities, but you’ll also have the chance to compete in our annual Drug Olympics. From speed mining while high on mushrooms to parkour challenges on LSD, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our wild and crazy SMP. Just remember to bring your own stash of drugs – we don’t provide the goods, just the good times!

BlockyBattles

anxiety, blockybattles, Burnout, coping mechanisms, emotional turmoil, exhaustion, fear, financial stress, health concerns, insomnia, mental health, negative thoughts, overwhelm, PRESSURE, relationship issues, seeking help, self-care, self-doubt, stress, uncertainty, work problems

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5585
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you constantly find yourself falling into lava pits and losing all your precious diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have a secret potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken or having a pet zombie follow you around like a loyal puppy.

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Remember, on our server, the only thing getting fucked up is your sense of reality.

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Allies, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign fighters, global conflict, international politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, military forces, military intervention, Minecraft, North Koreans, political tensions, russians, Server, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, world news, Zelenskiy

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4588
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Buildings Constructed:	29	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. we got north koreans fighting with russians in ukraine, like, what even is that? it’s like a crazy battle royale up in here. you gotta join just to see the madness unfold.

we got pigs flying, literally. like, they got wings and everything. it’s like a piggy air force up in the sky. you gotta see it to believe it.

also, our admins are like, actual wizards. they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into friendly little puppies. it’s wild, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party? yeah, it’s like a rave but with zombies and skeletons getting down on the dance floor. you won’t find that anywhere else, i promise.

so, like, come join the fun and chaos on this server. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness.

UNIFIL Rocket Rumble

Attack, Conflict, Defense, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Peacekeeping, Posts, RETALIATION, Rocket, Rockets, Rumble, SECURITY, Terrorism, Unifil, united nations, violence, War

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7165
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	6514
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

haha ok so like u gotta join this minecraft server cuz like, we got more action than 25 hezbollah rockets launching near UNIFIL posts. u kno u wanna be part of this craziness. come build ur base and watch out for those explosive surprises, it’s gonna be a blast! join now and see if u can survive the chaos, it’s gonna be epic!

SevTech ModArchy

Ages modpack, Anarchy, Curseforge, Download, Forge 1.12.2, high performance server, Minecraft, ModArchy, Modded, modpacks, Network, player experience, PvP, Server Uptime, Servers, sevtech, SevTech ages, tech advancement, total anarchy, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4331
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Born 10/3/24, SevTech ModArchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.12.2.

SevTech Ages modpack. Total anarchy.

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Modpack can be downloaded here. https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/sevtech-ages

Tech advancement anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

45.143.197.68:25570

ExeosCraft: Where the McMMO is spicy, the Economy is booming, and the pets are feeling fabulous! Join us now on 1.21!

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, booming, cross-platform, Custom Plugins, Discord, Economy, ExeosCraft, Fabulous, Fairness, feeling, giving back, hard difficulty, Inclusivity, Join, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Level-up system, MCMMO, Permanent World, Pets, Player-Driven Updates, smp, spicy, Stable, Strong Economy, Trailer Link.

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3713
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Farms Harvested:	225	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!

Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

Why Choose Us?

🌍 Stability	Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
🚫 Zero Pay-To-Win	Fairness for all players is our promise.
🎁 Giving Back	Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
🌈 Inclusivity	Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
🤖 Custom Plugins	Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
🎮 Cross-Platform	Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

Our Features:

🌄 Permanent World	All builds are kept forever
🌟 Level-Up System	All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
🐾 Pets	Train a pet to assist you in a fight
🏡 Land Claim	Protect all your precious builds
🪓 McMMO	Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
💰 Strong Economy	Thriving player economy
🏆 Leaderboards	Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
🌟 Hard Difficulty	Difficulty for the server set to Hard
🗳️ Player-Driven Updates	Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, Anniversary Special Livestream, Azusa, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, blocky, blue archive, Commissions, Events, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, hifumi, Joint Firing Drill, Kazusa, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, Manga, Mari, Mashiro, Minecraft, Natsu, PVs, Reisa, Resources, ROADMAP, SCHALE Settlement Task, Server, set, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3016
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	7738	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for insane events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of books and dodge flying pencils to win epic prizes. Or how about participating in the Joint Firing Drill (Breakthrough), where you’ll have to break through walls of obsidian using only a carrot on a stick?

But that’s not all! We also have Grand Assault missions like fighting Gregorius in an Indoor Torment with Heavy Armor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft combat like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Cash Money Minecraft SMP

200k cash, asset allocation, Cash, Crypto, Diversification, Equities, Financial goals, financial literacy, Financial Planning, investment advice, investment opportunities, investment strategy, long-term growth, market analysis, market trends, Minecraft, missed opportunities, MONEY, portfolio management, regret, risk management, savings, smp, wealth building

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3918
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of being a financial noob in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll have the chance to invest your virtual riches in our exclusive diamond market, where the prices fluctuate more than a creeper’s mood. Who needs stocks and crypto when you can become a virtual billionaire in our pixelated paradise? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make it rain diamonds in the most absurdly awesome way possible!

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