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CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp

Asiago, blue cheese, Brie, Camembert, cheddar, CheddarChamp, CheeseCraft, favorite cheese, feta, fontina, goat cheese, gouda, havarti, manchego, mozzarella, parmesan, pepper jack, Provolone, ricotta, smp, SWISS, type of cheese

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5506
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Astral Projections Made:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Villages Defended:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Animals Bred:	86

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

CringeCraft_Server

Actor, bad acting, Casting, CringeCraft_Server, criticism, detrimental, detrimental acting, detrimental actor, detrimental influence, detrimental performance, detrimental presence, Drama, Entertainment, film industry, Hollywood, Movie, negative impact, overacting, Performance, talent, television

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Crops Grown:	6208	Dragon Eggs Found:	8884

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs! Our server is so wacky that even Steve from Minecraft himself can’t keep up with the craziness. We have a secret underground base where all the chickens have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and the cows are leading a yoga class for the sheep. Plus, our server is so addictive that even Nicolas Cage couldn’t resist logging in for a quick mining session. So come join us and see why our server is the talk of the block!

Pirates of the Dead

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Minigames, og, Parkour, Pirates of the Dead, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7965
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	116	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Animals Bred:	88
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Runes Activated:	0

welcome to Pirates of the Dead!

what you can play on the server factions skyblock Creative Prison pvp parkour og minigames

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Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

bad design choice, bizarre cover choice, blocky, design disaster, design fail, Disaster, game cover, game sales, giant ugly woman’s face, marketing blunder, marketing fail, Minecraft, misguided marketing, poor decision making, questionable design, questionable marketing tactics, Server, strange cover design, Terrible cover design, ugly cover art, unappealing artwork, unappealing cover, unattractive design

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1235
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	120
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

10k, All In, asset allocation, beginner investor, Crypto, crypto market, crypto strategy, cryptocurrency, cryptofags, Diversification, Fags, Financial Planning, hodl, hodling strategy, investing, investment advice, long-term investment., market volatility, Minecraft, Moonshot, portfolio allocation, risk management, risk tolerance, smp, wealth building

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4171
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Crops Grown:	5064
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	44

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server

AGGRESSIVE, aita, Birthday, charges, christmas, family functions, Funeral, ghosting, Guilt, Harassment, husband, Illness, Minecraft, passed away, rehab facility, Server, Siblings, SisHubbySaysNo, sister, Tribute, Visit

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8930
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Potions Brewed:	111	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as Lynn’s ghosting saga? Look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being bombarded with insults and name-calling by other players, just like Lynn’s husband did! – Enjoy the suspense of not knowing if your siblings will actually show up to support you in-game, just like Lynn’s siblings! – Take on the challenge of dealing with aggressive players who claim their love and protection for you, just like Joe did with Lynn! – Feel the guilt and confusion of not visiting your virtual friends enough, just like Lynn’s sister! – Plan beautiful tributes and services for fallen players in our server, just like Lynn’s funeral!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide!

NoobMaster69

Adaptability, Continuous Improvement, determination, Feedback, goal-setting, Grit, growth mindset., learning curve, NoobMaster69, overcoming challenges, patience, perseverance, persistence, personal development, practice makes perfect, resilience, self improvement, self reflection, skill acquisition., skill mastery, Time management

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Star Shards Collected:	216
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of being a total noob at building in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most hopeless builders can become master architects in no time! Join us and watch as your sad little dirt hut transforms into a majestic castle fit for a king (or a creeper, we don’t judge).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Enderdragon Whisperer,” a player who can tame the fearsome beast and ride it around like a majestic flying steed. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe, just maybe, you too can become a dragon-riding master.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your sad building skills and join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Enderdragon Whisperer!

AussieCraft: Tanked Up in Ukraine

Abrams tanks, armored vehicles, AussieCraft, Australia, Conflict Resolution, defense assistance, Donations, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global solidarity, Humanitarian Aid, International cooperation, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, military support, peacekeeping efforts, tanked, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, ukraine war, war effort

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war with 49 abrams tanks donated by australia. battle it out in epic tank battles and conquer the land like a true warrior. join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Parenting Playtime Paradise

active play, bonding with kids, childhood memories, children games, family activities, family bonding, family time, Fun activities, games for kids, growing up, Hide and seek, Nostalgia, Outdoor games, Paradise, parenting, parents, playful parents, playing together, Playtime, reliving childhood, Tag

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8993
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where you can relive your childhood games as a parent! imagine playing tag with your kids while building a giant castle or playing hide and seek in a virtual world.

we have special power-ups that turn you into a super fast tag player or a master hider. you can even summon a dragon to help you find the best hiding spots.

but be careful, there are evil trolls lurking around who want to ruin your fun. team up with other parents to defeat them and protect your kids.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the games begin!

Cube Kingdom

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6513
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

We are currently a small SMP server where everyone has a say in the future of the server. Anyone who wants to can come and visit us. Unfortunately, the server is currently only accessible to Java players, but we are working on making sure that Bedrock players can also use it. We have several seasons throughout the year in which we want to implement different ideas. At the beginning of each season we reset all worlds so that we have room for new things. The players decide when each season ends by voting on our Discord server. If you would still prefer to continue playing the season, you can download the world files for each individual season from our website.

smp.cube-kingdom.de