dysphemism

Crafty Capitalism

american made, bad, bad consumer, buy things, buying things, capitalism, consumerism bad, Crafty, Drama, dysphemism, euphemism, fair trade, fruits of civilization, going to stores, independent craftsperson, make everything yourself, misleading, natural materials, organic, Scratch, stop benefiting, stores

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we say NO to consumerism! That’s right, consumerism bad! If you dare to benefit from the fruits of 10k years of civilization, you are a baaaad baaad consumuumemmmer! But fear not, for on our server, we have outlawed buying things at stores. Yes, you heard that right. Buying things is bad. Going to stores is bad. You must make everything yourself from scratch or face the wrath of the anti-consumerism police!

Join us on this epic adventure where we craft our own tools, grow our own food, and build our own homes from natural materials. Don’t be fooled by euphemisms or dysphemisms that try to mislead you into thinking consumerism is okay. It’s time to break free from the shackles of modern society and embrace the true essence of self-sufficiency in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you are not a baaaad baaad consumuumemmmer! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one handmade block at a time.

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CraftyAdviceMC SMP

bad advice, CraftyAdviceMC, misguided advice, misguided counsel, poor guidance, smp, terrible advice, unhelpful advice, worst advice, worst advice anecdotes, worst advice ever, worst advice given, worst advice received, worst advice story, worst counsel, worst direction, worst guidance, worst pointers, worst recommendations, worst suggestions, worst tips

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a bunch of creepers came out and started dancing the Macarena. It was wild, I tell ya!

And the best part is, the admins are like unicorns who grant wishes and give you unlimited diamonds if you ask nicely. Plus, there’s a secret underground base where all the chickens wear top hats and monocles. It’s like a fancy chicken party 24/7!

So come join us on this crazy server where the sky is purple and the pigs fly upside down. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just watch out for the talking sheep, they’re a little too sassy for their own good.

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NoobCraft101

#revelation, adulting, delayed learning, education, EMBARRASSING, epiphany, growth, hindsight, knowledge, late bloomer, learning, life experiences, life lessons, Maturity, NoobCraft101, personal development, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, wisdom

Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Join our server and learn all the pro tips and tricks that you should have known ages ago! We have a secret underground society of players who discovered a hidden cheat code that gives you unlimited diamonds – just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool? Don’t be the last one to find out about our epic server, join now and start dominating the virtual world like a boss!

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BlockyNavalnyLockup

authoritarianism, BlockyNavalnyLockup, Corruption, Democracy, extremism charges, freedom of speech, human rights violations, Imprisonment, injustice, International Outcry, Lawyers, Legal System, Navalny, opposition, political persecution, protest, putin, russia, shameful, suppression, unfair treatment

join dis epic minecraft server where we lock up lawyers for extremism charges just like russia!!! be part of da chaos and drama as we create our own kangaroo court system in minecraft!!! build your own prison and sentence players to ridiculous punishments for breaking da rules!!! become a corrupt judge and rule with an iron fist!!! join now for a wild ride of injustice and madness!!!

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Ghosted Gamers: Self-Harm Risk

adolescents, cyberbullying, digital communication, digital rejection, emotional well being, Gamers, ghosted, ghosted online, mental health, mental health risks, online communication, online ghosting, online relationships, online safety, psychological effects, Risk, self harm, selfharm, social isolation, social media, social rejection, teen relationships, teenage mental health, youth mental health

LOL u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with creepers and zombies instead. like, if u join u get a free pet dragon that farts diamonds and shoots fireballs at ur enemies.

also, if u don’t join, u might get ghosted online and then u’ll turn into a zombie in real life. like, u’ll start craving brains and eating ur mom’s spaghetti with ur bare hands. it’s cray cray, man.

so, join dis server and save urself from becoming a zombie. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where u can dance with skeletons and party with witches. it’s lit, fam.

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2t2b

2t2b, Adventure, Anarchy, brutality, building, Chaos, Community, Competition, danger, Exploration, Factions, Fighting, Fresh, Grief, new, PvP, Raid, Sandbox, strategy, Survival

2t2b Minecraft Server

Welcome to 2t2b, a fresh take on the classic anarchy experience. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newcomer to chaos, 2t2b offers endless opportunities to build, explore, destroy, and fight for survival.

Server Details:

IP content-ee.joinmc.link

Version 1.21.4

Like the infamous 2b2t, 2t2b operates with zero restrictions. You’re free to grief, steal, and fight to your heart’s content. Every decision you make could mean life or death, and every base you build could become a target. Join now and become part of the chaos. Will you rise to power, or will you be another victim of the anarchy? The choice is yours.

FAQ:

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: No, there are no rules or restrictions on 2t2b. It’s a true anarchy server where anything goes.

Q: Can I claim land or protect my builds?

A: No, there are no land claims or player protections. Your builds are at risk of being destroyed or raided by other players.

Q: What can I do on the server?

A: You can build, explore, grief, steal, and fight for survival. The possibilities are endless in this player-driven environment.

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Hate Girls Marry Class 1.20

akane, awkward situation, Class, Class no Daikirai na Joshi, comedic misunderstandings, comedic romance, comedic situations, Girls, hate, high school drama, high school love, Kekkon suru Koto ni Natta, love confession, Love Triangle, Marry, romantic comedy, romantic tension, school crush, school life, school romance, secret crush, teenage relationships, Unexpected Encounter, unexpected love interests

Lol, bro, if you wanna have a wild time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server, like ASAP!

Imagine walking in on Akane doing… something, who knows what? But that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that goes down on this server!

Join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre and hilarious moments that will make you question your sanity!

Don’t miss out on the chaos and fun, join now and let the madness begin!

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MineCarLoveCraft

car admiration, car adoration, car affection, car appreciation, car attraction, car crush, car devotion, Car Enthusiast, car fascination, car infatuation, car love, car memories, car nostalgia, car obsession, car passion, car romance, childhood car, Dream car, favorite car, first car, MineCarLoveCraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the first car you fell in love with – fast, sleek, and guaranteed to make your heart race!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a pig through a maze of exploding creepers, or challenge your friends to a dance-off on top of a giant diamond block. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond swords. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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HackCraft Minecraft Server

cyber attack, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber threats, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, Data Protection, digital security, HackCraft, HACKING, Information Security, internet safety, malware, microsoft, Minecraft, online security, phishing, privacy, Russian hackers, Server, Technology, WhatsApp

lmao u gotta join our epic Minecraft server cuz russian hackers be targetin WhatsApp but we got ur back bro. Microsoft be warnin everyone but we be like nah fam come join our server and build a fortress to protect urself from them sneaky hackers. plus, we got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds, u gotta find it tho cuz it’s hidden real good. join now before the hackers come for u next, trust me u don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!

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BalticBlockParty

airspace violation, Baltic, Baltic Sea, BalticBlockParty, defense capabilities, electronic warfare, Espionage, european security, foreign interference, France, French military aircraft, geopolitical tensions, international relations, jamming, light up, military aggression, military confrontation, nato, russia, russians, security threat

So, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro! We got Russians trying to jam and “light up” French military aircraft over the Baltic, like, what even is that?! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form, ya know? Join us and witness the chaos unfold as you build your own empire and protect it from crazy international incidents. Plus, we have llamas that can dance the Macarena, like, how cool is that?! So come on down and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

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Laser Inked Peruvian Skins

ancient civilizations, ancient Peruvian people, archaeology, Artifacts, Cultural, discovery, fluorescent laser imaging, Glory, historical, inked, intricate, intricate designs., laser, laser technology, mummified skin, Peruvian, Peruvian History, preservation, restoration, scientists, skin art, skins, tattoos, Technology

yo, so like, u ever wanted to see some lit tattoos from ancient peeps in Peru? well, dis server got u covered, fam! we got scientists doin’ some crazy shiz with fluorescent laser imaging to bring back them 1200-year-old tats in all their intricate glory.

join dis server if u wanna see some ancient ink that’s fresher than ur grandma’s cookies. we got mummified skin and all dat jazz, it’s like a history lesson but way more lit. so come on over and witness the sickest tattoos from back in the day, u won’t regret it!

plus, we got free cookies for all new members, cuz why not? so what u waitin’ for? join now and get ready to be amazed by some ancient ink, yo!

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IP	content-ee.joinmc.link
Version	1.21.4

2t2b Minecraft Server

Server Details:

FAQ:

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

Q: Can I claim land or protect my builds?

Q: What can I do on the server?