dysphemism Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Capitalism

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2778	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we say NO to consumerism! That’s right, consumerism bad! If you dare to benefit from the fruits of 10k years of civilization, you are a baaaad baaad consumuumemmmer! But fear not, for on our server, we have outlawed buying things at stores. Yes, you heard that right. Buying things is bad. Going to stores is bad. You must make everything yourself from scratch or face the wrath of the anti-consumerism police!

Join us on this epic adventure where we craft our own tools, grow our own food, and build our own homes from natural materials. Don’t be fooled by euphemisms or dysphemisms that try to mislead you into thinking consumerism is okay. It’s time to break free from the shackles of modern society and embrace the true essence of self-sufficiency in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you are not a baaaad baaad consumuumemmmer! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one handmade block at a time.

Hot or Notch Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	688
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Chimeras Created:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing standing between you and being the most attractive player is a few millimeters of bone! Join us and watch as your in-game character transforms from a Minecraft Steve look-alike to a Minecraft model with just a few clicks of the mouse.

Our server is so INSANE that players have reported gaining real-life confidence and charm just by playing on it. Who needs plastic surgery when you can just play on our server and have your bone structure magically change before your eyes?

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become the hottest player on the block. Join now and see the AMAZING transformations for yourself!

Minecraft Manga Mayhem Server

Author, Bardock, Broly, canon, canonization, Character development, Characters, Coherence, dbs, Game, gogeta, introduction, Manga, manga adaptations, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Movie, ova, ReWriting, Server, Story, Universe

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4404
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server ever created? Imagine a world where Broly, Bardock, and Gogeta are not just characters in Dragon Ball Super, but they are also ruling the Minecraft universe! Yes, you heard it right!

On our server, we have canonized all your favorite non-canon characters from movies, OVAs, and games and brought them into the Minecraft world. Picture this – Broly building a castle, Bardock farming for diamonds, and Gogeta battling creepers like a pro!

Join us now and be a part of this INSANE adventure where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even run into your favorite non-canon character and help them build their dream house or fight off mobs together!

So what are you waiting for? Come be a part of our server and witness the MADNESS unfold before your very eyes!

Honkie City Builders: We Build Better Cities Than You!

Bigotry, BUILD, Builders, Cities, city, Community, discrimination, Diversity, Division, empowerment, equality, exclusion, gentrification, hatred, Honkie, honkies, Inclusivity, intolerance, progress, racism, segregation, social justice, urban development, w*tes

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8361
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	264
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we build cities so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous! And if you even think about trying to join us, you better watch out because we don’t want any filthy w*tes ruining our fun! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the craziest adventures and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world what real Minecraft players are made of!

SmartyPantsCraft: Where intelligence meets blocky fun!

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1334
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Emeralds Found:	1060
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where intelligence is the key to happiness! Join us for a wild ride filled with brain-bending challenges and mind-blowing puzzles that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to unlock the full potential of the human mind. Who knows, you might just become the next super genius and solve all of the world’s problems while playing Minecraft.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were able to calculate the meaning of life, the universe, and everything in between. They were so enlightened that they transcended into a higher plane of existence, leaving behind a trail of diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples.

So if you’re ready to level up your IQ and embark on a journey of epic proportions, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just discover the secrets of the universe while building a giant pixelated castle.

LOLcraft: The Shiori Chronicles – Chapter 10

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4631
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where kindness leads to losing everything and wanting it all is encouraged!

Join us on this wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft your way to victory. But beware, because on this server, kindness might just be your downfall!

Previous players have reported losing everything they worked for because they were just too darn nice. But fear not, because on our server, wanting it all is not just a dream – it’s a way of life!

So come on and join us, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe your kindness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on this server!

Previous Page: >>73842528 (Disclaimer: Previous page may or may not exist in real life, but who cares when you’re having this much fun on our server!)

Crafty Chaos: Slap ‘n’ Build Fun!

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5920
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	6602	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we slap in random shit together and create a nonsensical plot that leads nowhere! But wait, there’s more – at the end, we’ll reveal that “it was all a dream” just to mess with your mind!

Join us on this wild ride where Redditors and midwits will think you’re a genius for creating such an intellectual masterpiece. They’ll spend days overanalyzing every little detail, hoping to find meaning in meaningless things. But little do they know, it’s all just a big joke!

So come on, join our server and let’s see how far we can take this crazy adventure. Who knows what kind of wacky stories we’ll come up with next!

Blocky Bagel Bonanza – Minecraft Madness

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1173
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	3174

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some wild reasons why you should join this server:

1. We have Previous Thread: where you can engage in intense discussions about the best mining techniques and building strategies. 2. Our Guides, Resources and useful links: will blow your mind with tips and tricks that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master. 3. Looking for some 4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shorts in Minecraft? Look no further, we’ve got it all! 4. Our Events: are crazier than a creeper explosion! Get ready for some intense battles and missions that will test your Minecraft skills. 5. And don’t even get me started on our Content: from Grand Assault to Limit Break Assault, we’ve got everything you need for an adrenaline-pumping Minecraft experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Hot Blocks & Pickup Lines

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3836
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
New Chunks Explored:	404123	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	125

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing hotter than the lava pits is the players themselves! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere! But don’t worry, our server is equipped with ANTI-CREEPER DANCE MOVES that will have you grooving your way to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player in all of Minecraft history!

So, if you’re wondering how to approach someone as hot as this server, the answer is simple: just dive in headfirst and prepare for a wild ride filled with LAUGHS and LEGENDARY moments. See you in the game!

CreepCraft: Where even the creepiest of creepers feel at home!

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	340834
Emeralds Found:	9438	Dragons Tamed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pedo posters are as rare as a diamond block in a dirt hut! Join us and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those triggered freebleeding feminists.

Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam freely and creepers give out hugs instead of exploding. You’ll find real children building epic castles and battling dragons like it’s nobody’s business.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where the grass is made of rainbow-colored wool and the pigs ride around on flying pigs? It’s a Minecraft paradise, my friends.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our server today and prepare to be amazed!

The LOLcraft Server: ‘Kek’ Edition

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7778
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as leaving an upper decker at a house party or shatting up a public restroom on a road trip? Look no further, because our server is where all the crazy shit goes down!

Join us for the most outrageous adventures and insane stories you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We promise you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll be crying like a little baby.

So why wait? Join now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become a legend for your epic trolling skills and outrageous pranks. Don’t miss out on all the fun!