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Crafty Capitalism

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3673
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Votes:	4491
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Potions Brewed:	126
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we say NO to consumerism! That’s right, consumerism bad! If you dare to benefit from the fruits of 10k years of civilization, you are a baaaad baaad consumuumemmmer! But fear not, for on our server, we have outlawed buying things at stores. Yes, you heard that right. Buying things is bad. Going to stores is bad. You must make everything yourself from scratch or face the wrath of the anti-consumerism police!

Join us on this epic adventure where we craft our own tools, grow our own food, and build our own homes from natural materials. Don’t be fooled by euphemisms or dysphemisms that try to mislead you into thinking consumerism is okay. It’s time to break free from the shackles of modern society and embrace the true essence of self-sufficiency in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you are not a baaaad baaad consumuumemmmer! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one handmade block at a time.

GraffitiCraft: Carve Your Legacy

artistic expression, carve, Communication, cryptic message, desk carving, future discovery, Graffiti, GraffitiCraft, hidden message, important message, Legacy, message from the past, mysterious writing, profound message, rebellious act, secret message, street art, time capsule, underground art, urban art, Vandalism, wall writing

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8608
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Towns Built:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are made of pure gold and the creepers wear sunglasses. we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons breakdance and the zombies do the macarena.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of cake that takes you on a wild ride through a forest of talking trees.

our server is so cool, even herobrine wants to hang out with us. so come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Welcome to Aetheria Worldbuilding, where you can create history, engage in towny drama, and cause chaos with geopolitics!

admin intervention, Adventure, Aetheria, Aspiring Mappers, barista, Chaos, Cities, Create, Discord, Drama, Engage, Factions, Geopolitics, History, Land, Lore, lorekeepers, Mapper’s Guild, MARK, MCMMO, Nations, PvP, rob, Sandbox, Towny, Trade, Vanilla, Villages, Wilderness, Worldbuilding

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1626
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32

Aetheria Worldbuilding Server

Launch Date	August 10th, 2024
Overview	We are a newly formed worldbuilding server where players can collaborate to conquer, colonize, trade, fight, and build grand cities in the world of Aetheria.
Key Features	MCMMO Passive Skills Limited Admin Intervention Mapper’s Guild for Aspiring Mappers Towny for Towns and Nations
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is worldbuilding?	It’s a mix of factions and geopolitics with light RP elements. Players collaborate to conquer, colonize, trade, fight, and build cities, shaping the destiny of Aetheria.
What can you do in Aetheria?	The possibilities are endless in Aetheria. Whether you want to become a peaceful barista or a feared bandit, the world is yours to shape.

AtheistCraft Minecraft Server

agnostic, atheism, atheism beliefs, atheism debate, atheism discussion, atheism perspective, atheism philosophy, atheism principles, atheism questioning, atheism values, atheism worldview, atheist community, AtheistCraft, BELIEF, disbelief, freethinker, Minecraft, non-believer, Religion, secularism, Server, skepticism, spirituality

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6108
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of being a lonely atheist in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, for our server is here to save your soul (and your pixelated character)! Join us and let us convert you to the one true religion of block building and creeper explosions. Our priests will guide you through the holy rituals of mining, crafting, and building, all while chanting “Hallelujah” in unison. And if you’re lucky, you may even witness the second coming of Notch himself, descending from the heavens in a blaze of glory (and probably a few lightning bolts). So come on, join us and let the power of the blocks compel you! Amen, brother!

TheCraftySMPWarrior

character analysis, character backstory, character design, Character development, character evolution, character flaws, character growth, character power, character strength, fighting games, game analysis, Game characters, game criticism, Game lore, game storytelling, Gaming Community, KoF canon, KoF series, strongest character, TheCraftySMPWarrior, video games

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6005
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Void Gems Collected:	34
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a legendary player on our server who was known for their amazing building skills and unbeatable PvP tactics. They were basically the Chuck Norris of Minecraft. But one day, they mysteriously disappeared, leaving behind a trail of diamond blocks and enchanted gear.

Rumors started spreading that they had been abducted by aliens or had discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe. Some even claimed they had ascended to Minecraft heaven and were now building castles with the gods themselves.

So, if you want to uncover the truth behind this legendary player’s disappearance and maybe even become the next Minecraft deity, then join our SMP now! Who knows what crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this wild and wacky world. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

RoomieRageCraft

awkward situation, Communication Issues, Conflict, contract violation, difficult decisions, Eviction, Eviction Notice, finding a new place, Flatmates, LANDLORD, living situation, moving home, moving out, rental agreement, RoomieRageCraft, roommate disputes, roommate dynamics, roommate problems, roommates, shared living

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4339
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your next build!

Join us and leave behind the awkwardness of sharing a flat with Vera, Sara, and their questionable boyfriends. No more overhearing shower escapades or cleaning up after other people’s messes – on our server, the only mess you’ll have to worry about is the one you make while mining for diamonds!

Plus, with our unique clause that only declared tenants can stay for extended periods of time, you won’t have to worry about getting stuck in a contract with people who refuse to listen to reason. Say goodbye to eviction drama and hello to a stress-free Minecraft experience!

So come join us on our server, where the only fights you’ll have to worry about are the ones you have with creepers. Build your dream world without the interference of roommates and their questionable life choices. See you in the virtual world, where the only drama is the drama you create!

CraftyCreeperDating

Authenticity, Boundaries, brutally honest, Commitment, Communication, Confidence, CraftyCreeperDating, dating advice, dating mistakes, dating tips, emotional intelligence, Honesty, long-term relationships, love, Men, rejection, relationships, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	105
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9890	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of being single and ready to mingle in the Minecraft world? Look no further than our server! We’ve got all the dating advice you need to woo those pixelated babes. From building the perfect love shack to crafting the most romantic redstone contraptions, our server has it all. Join now and start swiping right on those creepers and skeletons! Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate.

F16sVsRuskies: Battle in Ukraine

aerial combat, Air Force, aircraft, battle, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, f-16, F16sVsRuskies, fighter jets, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military equipment, military strategy, Missiles, russia, Technology, Ukraine, US-made, War, weapons

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2935
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Enchantments Applied:	272	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

lol u gotta join dis server cuz we got F-16s flyin around like crazy and they bout to take on dem Russians like it’s nobodies business. Watch as these bad boys swoop in and drop some serious firepower on those pesky enemies. Join now and witness the epic battle unfold right before your eyes. Plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and all that good stuff, so what are you waiting for? Join the madness today!

NanoTerraCraft: Martian Mayhem

advanced materials, aerospace engineering, engineered nanoparticles, Environmental Science, extraterrestrial colonization, future technology, innovative materials, martian, Martian native materials, Martian terraforming, MAYHEM, nanomaterials, nanotechnology, NanoTerraCraft, planetary engineering, space colonization, space exploration, space habitats, Space Travel, sustainable technology, sustainable terraforming, terraforming process, terraforming technology

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3255
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	166
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Animals Bred:	152	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

yo, u ever wanted to terraform mars? well, dis server got u covered! we use freaking engineered nanoparticles to speed up da process, like some sci-fi shiz. we be using all dem martian rocks and stuff to make dat red planet green again. join now and be a part of da most epic terraforming project in da universe! who needs earth when u can have mars, amirite? come join us and be a part of history, fam!

CGDCT Minecraft Server

animation, Anime, CGDCT, character design, Cute girls, Entertainment, fan culture, Fandom, Female Characters, Geek Culture, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Manga, Minecraft, niche interests, no pokegirl, Otaku, people, PokeGirls, Server, slice of life, still

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	348
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no cute girls to befriend? Look no further, because our server is filled with the most adorable pokegirls you’ve ever seen! From Pikachu to Jigglypuff, you’ll never run out of cute companions to explore with. And if that’s not enough, we also have a cgdct (cute girls doing cute things) district where you can hang out with your favorite anime girls and have the most kawaii adventures. Join us now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

ThePrankedPiggy Minecraft SMP: WhatAreTheyGonnaDoToHimBros

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1753
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to witness the wildest shenanigans and pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Picture this: a group of players who are so obsessed with building giant statues of chickens that they’ve started a cult dedicated to worshiping them. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker where players hold intense dance battles to determine who gets the last slice of virtual pizza.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a mysterious player who goes by the name “The Sheep Whisperer” and has the power to control an army of sheep to do their bidding. Will you be brave enough to challenge them to a sheep herding competition?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just beware of the giant flying pigs that occasionally swoop down to steal your diamonds. Trust us, it’s all in good fun… we think.