Marriage Minecraft SMP

Abuse, Black Pilled, Dysfunctional Dynamics, lack of desire, lack of gratitude, Lack of Hotness, Lack of Initiative, Lack of Like, lack of love, Lack of Sweetness, Marriage, Mediocre Woman, Mediocrity, Millennials View, Minecraft, mockery, Patriarchal Country, Pussy Whipped, smp, Sweet and Based, Wifejack Meme, Women’s Tendency

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9413
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	297	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of the same old marriage talk? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only commitment you have is to build epic structures and survive the creepers! No dysfunctional dynamics here, just pure blocky fun.

Forget about being pussy-whipped, on our server, you can be the master of your own destiny (as long as you don’t blow up your own house). Wifejack meme? More like Minecraft jack, where you can mine all day without anyone nagging you about it.

Millennials may view mediocre as sweet, but on our server, we only accept the most epic builders and adventurers. So come join us and escape the real world drama for a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8802
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1585
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Enchantments Applied:	103	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Runes Activated:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2276
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Emeralds Found:	6238	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	448	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ANONYMOUS, anonymous request, assistance required, community support, digital assistance, forum post, help needed, internet plea, internet plea for help, mysterious request, MysticCraft, No. 274837758, onegai, Online Community, online forum, online help, online help request, online mystery, online support, Realm, Request

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4252
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever seen in your life!

We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns that poop diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets a pet llama that can talk and tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pieces of awesomeness!

CraftyInLawFixer

Airbnb, Costs, cracked bathtub, CraftyInLawFixer, family dynamics, father in-law, Food, home repairs, Hurricanes, lodging, maintenance, MONEY, North Carolina, Painting, plumber, restaurant meals, running toilets, SINK, spare bedroom, UNFAIR, vacation

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2468
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8704
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Are you tired of family members coming over and expecting payment for their “help” around the house? Join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected bills from your in-laws!

On our server, you can build and repair to your heart’s content without worrying about cracked bathtubs or surprise invoices. Plus, we have a special “Family-Free Zone” where relatives are not allowed to enter, so you can game in peace without any unwanted DIY disasters.

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate family therapy?

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, Consistency, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, goal-setting, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, respawn, self-care, self-discipline, smp, staying active, Time management, workout routine

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3858
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Potions Brewed:	24
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

bad language, bad word, blasphemy, Bleeps, blocky, CURSE, curse word, cuss, cuss word, dirty word, expletive, Favorite, foul language, naughty word, obscenity, offensive language, profane expression, Profanity, Swear, swear word, taboo language, vulgarity

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7167
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mines Excavated:	1432
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4126
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dragons Tamed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Farms Harvested:	392	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3854
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Votes:	2431
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Animals Bred:	174	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

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