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DumbSMPChats – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, brainless, Clueless, dim-witted, dumb, DumbSMPChats, Foolish, funny, gullible, IDIOTIC, ignorant, inane, laughable, Ludicrous, Minecraft, moronic, Naive, Nonsensical, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, silly, smp, Unintelligent

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	308
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	7304	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Crops Grown:	2778	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and started breakdancing, it was wild! And then, we had a llama parade through the village and someone accidentally set the whole thing on fire, but it was so lit, literally! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free enchanted golden carrots every Tuesday. Like, what even is life anymore? You gotta join and experience the madness for yourself, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and laughter! #PotatoAdminFTW #LLamaFireParade #MinecraftMadness

CreepyCreeperCraft

alone, anxiety, childhood fear, childhood memories, childhood trauma, creepy crawlies, CreepyCreeperCraft, Dark, fear of the unknown, Ghosts, irrational behavior, irrational fear, irrational thoughts, Monsters, Nightmares, overcoming fears, phobias, Scared, shadows, spooky, spooky stories

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2063
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Remember that fear you had as a kid of the boogeyman hiding under your bed? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve got a whole new level of scary waiting for you! Join us if you dare to face off against the legendary Boogeyman Boss, who lurks in the depths of our custom-built haunted mansion. But beware, he’s not alone – his army of zombie teddy bears will stop at nothing to protect their master. So grab your diamond sword and prepare for the spookiest adventure of your life!

BalticCableBusters Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, BalticCableBusters, cable, damaging, finland, Minecraft, Seizes, Server, suspected, Tanker, YLE

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6480
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	8298	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	154212
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

lol u know whats more damaging than a tanker in the baltic sea? not joining our minecraft server, thats what! we got crazier adventures than a finland tanker escapade. come join us and u might just find urself battling sea monsters and building underwater castles. plus, we have a secret level where u can ride dolphins and unicorns while fighting off evil mermaids. so what u waiting for? join now before the finland tankers come for u next!

ThaiTieTheKnotCraft

acceptance, celebration, ceremony, Community, cultural shift, Happiness, Historic, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, joy, landmark, LGBTQ, love is love, Marriage equality, mass weddings, pride, progressive, same-sex marriage, thailand, ThaiTieTheKnotCraft, Unity

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mines Excavated:	3176
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Emeralds Found:	464
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MASS WEDDINGS HAPPENIN’ LIKE IN THAILAND, BUT WITH PIXELS. WHO NEEDS REAL LOVE WHEN YOU CAN GET MARRIED IN A BLOCKY WORLD, AMIRITE? PLUS, SAME-SEX MARRIAGE IS TOTALLY LEGAL HERE, SO YOU CAN MARRY YOUR MINECRAFT BFF AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER IN A VIRTUAL PARADISE. COME JOIN THE WEDDING CRAZE AND BUILD YOUR DREAM WEDDING VENUE, JUST WATCH OUT FOR CREEPERS CRASHIN’ THE PARTY. LOVE IS IN THE AIR, ALONG WITH A WHOLE LOTTA TNT EXPLOSIONS. #BLOCKYLOVE #MINECRAFTWEDDINGS #SERVERSHENANIGANS

TraumaCraft Gun Defense Server

adverse childhood experiences, coping mechanisms, danger, Defense, defensive gun use, early trauma, firearm usage, firearms, gun, gun control, gun ownership, heightened threat sensitivity, increased use, mental health, psychological effects, risk assessment, self defense, Server, threat perception, trauma response, TraumaCraft, traumatic experiences, Violence prevention, WorldView

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4318
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2277	Players Killed by Monsters:	822
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we turn trauma into trigger happy fun times! ever wanted to shoot your way out of a bad childhood? well now you can with our heightened threat sensitivity feature! forget building, just grab a gun and start blasting away at anything that moves! who needs therapy when you have firearms, amirite? join now and let your traumatic past shape your trigger-happy future!

What is the IP for GameGrumps Minecraft Server?

arin, arin hanson, dan avidan, danny, egoraptor, funny, Game Grumps, game play, gamegrumps, gameplay, Gaming, Let’s Play, Letsplay, Minecraft, Server, Walkthrough

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1266
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ores Mined:	9942	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Game Grumps is a popular Let’s Play series on YouTube featuring hosts Arin Hanson (also known as Egoraptor) and Dan Avidan (also known as Danny Sexbang). The duo play and commentate on a wide variety of video games, often with comedic banter and friendly rivalry. Since its inception in 2012, Game Grumps has amassed a large and dedicated fan base, with millions of subscribers and views on their channel. The show has also spawned several spin-off series and collaborations with other YouTubers and gaming personalities.

people.team [2 сезон] Minecraft server

ADMIN, discord server, fast support, Hosting, minecraft server, NarodMC, Ryzen processor, SEASON 2, Vanilla, white and green

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1624
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Void Armor Forged:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mines Excavated:	4332
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Emeralds Found:	1321	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

NarodMC is a vanilla project. On the evening of January 1, the second season began. To get onto the server, you need to get a pass in our discord server. So here are some reasons why you should join our server:

• Powerful hosting. Our server is located on an overclocked Ryzen processor, from a good provider – the-ae.su

• Nice assembly. On our server you will find a beautiful assembly decorated in white and green colors.

• Fast support. During business hours, we will respond within an hour on average.

• There is no intrusive bullshit like: “knocker, you’ll get admin”

mc.narod.team

Hololive Runts Collab 1.20

Anime, collab, comedy, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, hololive, hololive en, Hololive JP, internet culture, internet personalities, Japanese idols, Livestream, online collaboration, Runts, virtual entertainment, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, vtuber collab, Vtubers

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Enchantments Applied:	109
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Lolz, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a freakin’ rollercoaster of insanity! Imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats.

But wait, there’s more! You can ride on a llama while shooting flaming arrows at a giant zombie wearing a tutu. And don’t even get me started on the dancing chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party where all the villagers break it down to dubstep music? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and question your existence, then come join us on this wacky Minecraft server. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a side of crazy!

CraftyEngageBizCard

aita, Automotive Industry, big brand, car sales, Conversation, CraftyEngageBizCard, depreciation, Disclosure, engagement party, government worker, handing out business card, HAPPY CUSTOMERS, maintenance cost, Manipulation, new car sales, profit, Reliability, resale value, sales department, service advisor, Test drive

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7401
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Void Armor Forged:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to have a good time!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun. Our server is so awesome, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the action.

Need a break from the real world drama? Come hang out with us and leave all your worries behind. Our community is full of friendly players who are always up for a good laugh.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (literally)!

BlowMyMindMC SMP

Astonishing, BIZARRE, BlowMyMindMC, Curious, eXtraordinary, fact, Fascinating, Incredible, INTERESTING, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, mind-boggling, Shocking.., smp, strange, Surprising, surreal, True, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable facts, unbelievable truths, weird

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4860
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

OMG guys, you won’t believe this, but like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds that shoot rainbows! And get this, our server mascot is a talking chicken who can do the moonwalk like Michael Jackson! Plus, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that explodes in a beautiful display of colors every time you ride it. And did I mention that our server owner is actually a wizard who can turn creepers into kittens with just a flick of his wand? It’s like living in a fantasy world, but it’s real, I swear! Join us now for the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!