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OuchMyMinecraftSMP

bodily pain, body ache, body discomfort, body fatigue, body pain, body soreness, body tension, Chronic pain, muscle soreness, Muscle Stiffness, muscle tension, OuchMyMinecraftSMP, physical discomfort, physical pain, sore arms, sore back, sore feet, sore joints, sore legs, sore neck, sore shoulders

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1530
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! Like, my grandma’s pet rock joined and now it’s the mayor of the server, can you believe it?? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground roller coaster that leads to a magical land of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that makes you fly like a majestic unicorn, and if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots laser beams. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the wacky shenanigans that happen on this server. So come on, what part of your body hurts right now? Join us and let’s have a blast together! #minecraftSMP #craziness #unicornsanddiamonds 🦄💎🤪

CreeperExReturnsLOL

Breakup, Closure, closure conversation, Communication, Conversation, CreeperExReturnsLOL, emotions, ex, feelings, forgiveness, healing, love, moving on, past, reconciliation, Reflection, relationship, second chance, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7110
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Join our Minecraft server and avoid awkward conversations with your ex! Our server is so addictive, they won’t even have time to bother you. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all your exes into friendly villagers who will do your bidding. So come join us and say goodbye to ex drama forever!

CraftySyrianPrez Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Civil unrest, Conflict, constitution, CraftySyrianPrez, de facto leader, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, human rights violations, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, Politics, power grab, president, Rebellion, regime change, Server, Syria, Unrest, War

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9574
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE SYRIA BUT WITHOUT ALL THE DRAMA. OUR LEADER IS A CREEPER WHO DECLARES HIMSELF PRESIDENT AND BLOWS UP THE CONSTITUTION. JOIN US FOR CHAOS AND EXPLOSIONS GALORE. BUILD YOUR OWN BUNKER AND SURVIVE THE MADNESS. WHO NEEDS A RULEBOOK ANYWAY?COME JOIN THE FUN BEFORE THE CREEPER PRESIDENT CHANGES HIS MIND AGAIN.

CraftyPutinVsZelenskyy

communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinVsZelenskyy, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, direct talks, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Kremlin, Négotiation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, refusal, russia, summit, Tensions, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3182
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where putin and zelenskyy can settle their beef in a virtual world! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even negotiate peace treaties with other players! who needs real life when you can have all the drama and action in our server? plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any political conflicts that may arise. join now and be part of the madness!

Cubed Brain Impairment – MineCraft Server

aging brain, blood disorders, Brain, Brain Age, brain development, brain function, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Cognitive Impairment in Sickle Cell Anaemia, Cubed, Disease Progression, Economic Deprivation, health disparities, Health Inequality, impairment, Medical research, Medical Studies, mental decline, Minecraft, neurological disorders, Server, Sickle Cell Anaemia, socioeconomic factors

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4348
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	4987	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement! we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community that will make u laugh till u cry!

but wait, there’s more! joining this server will actually make u smarter! ya, u heard me right! our scientists have discovered that playing on our server increases ur brain age and cognitive abilities! say goodbye to being a potato and hello to being a genius!

not only that, but we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server! legend says that whoever finds it will gain eternal glory and riches beyond their wildest dreams! are u up for the challenge?

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Stellar Haven – Space Odyssey 1.21

Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crimzon Ruze, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, Haven, Holostars, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Livestream, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Music, Octavio, odyssey, Regis Altare, songs playlist, Space, Stellar, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4669
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Dimension Hops:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on Red Bull, then look no further! We’ve got more beloved blue birthday boys than you can shake a diamond sword at! And don’t even get me started on the schedule – it’s more jam-packed than a chest full of enchanted golden apples!

Join us and you’ll be partying with Regis Altare, Axel Syrios, Gavis Bettel, Machina X Flayon, Banzoin Hakka, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Goldbullet, Octavio, and Crimzon Ruze! These legends will make your Minecraft experience more lit than a nether portal on fire!

Plus, we’ve got OP templates, graduated members, a sick playlist of songs, and even a Magmaboard for all your lava needs! So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BelovedBlueBirthdayBoys

Yankee-Free Eats Minecraft Server

American made food, Boycott, Canada-US relations, Canadian consumers, consumer activism, cross-border trade, Eats, economic impact, economic nationalism, economic patriotism, food imports, Food Industry, food supply chain, import tariffs, international trade, market disruption, Minecraft, political tension, protectionism, Server, tariff threat, trade dispute, trade war, YankeeFree

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7327
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, seriously, you gotta join cuz it’s, like, so lit.

imagine this: you spawn in and you’re surrounded by, like, giant flying tacos and the grass is made of cotton candy. yeah, that’s right, cotton candy grass.

and, like, the mobs are all wearing top hats and monocles, cuz they’re fancy like that. oh, and did i mention the diamonds are actually made of chocolate? yeah, that’s right, chocolate diamonds.

plus, there’s, like, this secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. so, like, if you wanna be part of the cool kids club, you gotta join this server.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a rainbow shoots out? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. trust me, you won’t regret it.

GulfOfMexicoCraft

CHANGE, Communication, controversy, Digital, Diplomacy, geography, GOOGLE, Government, Gulf of America, GulfOfMexicoCraft, international relations, Latin America, letter, mexico, North America, Politics, president, protest, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, territorial dispute

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8350
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. it’s like if mexico’s president was gonna send a letter to google about changing the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico, but in minecraft form. like, imagine a world where the gulf of america is actually a thing, but it’s full of diamonds and emeralds and all that good stuff.

join this server if you wanna be part of the epic quest to convince google to change the name of the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico in minecraft. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, right? plus, there’s like a secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot and stuff.

so yeah, join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic adventure ever. who knows, maybe one day google will actually change the name of the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico because of us. that would be like, totally rad, man.

CraftyCanna Pain Relief Server

addiction risks, Alternative, Cannabidiol, cannabigerol, cannabinol, Cannabis, CBD, cbg, cbn, Chemicals, Chronic pain, CraftyCanna, mind-altering, opioids, Pain, pain signaling, peripheral nervous system, protein, reduced activity, Relief, Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5141
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where we have magical cannabis plants that can cure all your pain! Forget about opioids, just smoke some CBD, CBG, or CBN and you’ll be pain-free in no time. Plus, our special plants can even reduce the activity of proteins that cause pain in your nervous system. So come on over and get high on healing on our server!

Ironclad Factions

alliances, Auction, Community, Discriminatory, Economy, Enchants, Faction, Factions, FAIRPLAY, glitches, Ironclad, Legitimate, Open-world combat, Positive, progress, Resources, Skills, strategy, success, teamwork, Updates, Xray

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3330
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magic Items Found:	8991
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
Port	25555 (Bedrock supported)
Discord	https://discord.gg/ironcladnetwork

About Us

Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. Join a community built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

What Makes Us Different

Rules

No Hacking/Xray
No Duping
No Homophobic/Racist Language
No Exploits
Respect Staff

Why Join Us?

Ironclad Factions Lifesteal offers a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. Custom enchantments add depth to gameplay and allow for personalized battles.

Get Started

Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and join the Discord for updates, events, and support.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server on Bedrock edition?	Yes, the server supports Bedrock edition and the port number is 25555.
Are there custom enchantments available on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchantments that add depth and strategy to gameplay.
What are some of the faction commands available?	You can use default faction commands to claim land, form alliances, and dominate the server.
Is PVP enabled on the server?	Yes, PVP is enabled in the entire world for battles and faction wars.
Can I trade items with other players on the server?	Yes, you can use the /sellhand command and Auction House for item trading.