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CraftyPolishJets Minecraft Server

air activity, airspace, Conflict, CraftyPolishJets, Defense, defense strategy, eastern europe, Eastern European politics, european union, fighter jets, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military deployment, Minecraft, nato, Poland, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Ukraine

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5107
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Magic Items Found:	6475	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9450	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much action, even poland is sending fighter jets to check it out! we got russian air activity, explosions, and chaos galore. if you want a wild ride, join us now and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, you might even spot a flying pig or two! the only thing missing is YOU, so come on and join the fun!

CraftyConflictPutin

Conflict, CraftyConflictPutin, CRUDE OIL, Diplomacy, economic impact, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global trade, India, international relations, military conflict, political accusations, putin, russia, sanctions, Trade, Ukrainian president, Volodymyr Zelensky, War Economy, Zelensky

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Divine Spears Created:	19

lol join our epic minecraft server cuz putin doesnt respect u like seriously bro u need to show him who’s boss by playing on our server and building the biggest, baddest castle ever like zelensky said india is helping russia’s war economy but not on our server cuz we only support peace love and blocky adventures so come join us and let’s show putin who’s boss in the virtual world broooo #minecraft4life #putinsucks #buildthatcastle

AmazonTreePocalypse2050

2050s, Amazon, amazon rainforest, AmazonTreePocalypse2050, Biodiversity loss, carbon emissions, carbon sequestration, carbon storage, carbon tipping point, climate change, conservation efforts, Deforestation, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, environmental impact, forest degradation, forest management, global warming, sustainable forestry, tree health, Tree mortality

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5539
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Votes:	5458
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Runes Activated:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR THE AMAZON TREES WILL DIE AND CARBON WILL TIP OVER LIKE A DRUNK DUDE ON A UNICYCLE BY 2050s HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. SAVE THE TREES BY BUILDING A MINECRAFT HOUSE AND PLANTING VIRTUAL TREES. ONLY ON THIS SERVER CAN YOU SAVE THE AMAZON WITH YOUR BLOCKY SKILLS. ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A PET LLAMA THAT CAN FLY AND SHOOT LASER BEAMS OUT OF ITS EYES. TRUE STORY BRO. HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE CARBON TIPS OVER AND WE ALL TURN INTO TOAST. #SAVETHETREES #MINECRAFTSAVESLIVES 😂🌲🔥🚀

The Definitely NOT Haunted Pleasant Lands MODDED SMP Server of Fun

Apeothosis, Aquaculture, blocks, Dungeons, eidolon, Empire, enemies, Exploration, farmers delight, FRONTIERS, Fun, Haunted, ice and fire, IDAS, Items, Lands, Medieval, Modded, Other, Playerbase, pleasant, retro tech, rules, Server, smp, Spelunkery, Vanilla structures, world generation

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6379
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Uptime	24/7
RAM	6 GB
Custom Modpack	Updates in progress

Server Modpack Details

The modpack used is highly centered around exploration, and expanding upon base-game Minecraft while adding tons of medieval, fantasy, and retro-tech themed content. Create, ice and fire, Apeothosis, Eidolon, Farmers Delight, Aquaculture, Spelunkery, and IDAS are just a handful of the mods run on the server.

Features

The pack vastly improves Vanilla structures, has awe-inspiring new world generation, and adds breathtaking new dungeons, making it easy to get immersed in this strange, perilous world. With over 175+ mods, which add a plethora of new blocks, items, and enemies, there is nearly endless offerings of things to do.

Playerbase

Most players are ages 14-25, with the server owner being 18. Anyone is welcome to join as long as they can follow the rules!

Discord

Interested in joining? Head to our discord to get started: https://discord.gg/sHKJBWbyEc

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord and follow the instructions provided there.
What mods are included in the modpack?	Mods like Create, ice and fire, Apeothosis, Eidolon, Farmers Delight, Aquaculture, and more are included.
Is the server active and updated regularly?	Yes, the server is active 24/7 and updates to the modpack are in progress.
Can players create their own factions or empires?	Yes, players have the freedom to create their own factions, empires, or progress individually.
What is the age range of players on the server?	Most players are between the ages of 14-25.

Crafty Loli Server

Aesthetic, Anime, art, controversial, Crafty, cum in mouth, cute, ecchi, Edition, FANTASY, fetish, hentai, japanese, Kawaii, Loli, Lolicon, Manga, NSFW, Roleplay, Server, taboo, Thread

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2557
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Ores Mined:	6457
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a special event called “Loli ThreadCum in Mouth Edition” where players have to collect as many lollipops as possible and try to avoid getting their mouths filled with… you guessed it, threadcum! It’s a sticky situation, but oh so hilarious!

2. Our server is home to the legendary Loli Queen, who rules over the land with her army of cute but deadly lolis. Join her army and conquer the Minecraft world with kawaii power!

3. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can challenge the infamous Loli Witch and her army of flying cats. Defeat her and claim the rarest loot in the game, including magical cat ears and rainbow wands!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on the craziest and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced! Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe bring a towel for the threadcum.

””CyberCraft: Android SMP Hacking””

Android, Android hacking, cybercraft, data recovery, HACKING, phone backup, phone data backup, phone data backup software, phone data dump, phone data extraction, phone data recovery, phone data recovery app, phone data recovery service, phone data recovery software, phone data recovery tools, phone data retrieval, phone data transfer, phone screen repair, phone screen replacement, remote data access, screen replacement, smp, touch screen not working

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5410
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses comes running by, followed by a pack of creepers riding on pigs. And that’s just a normal day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts, epic build battles, and even a hidden underground disco party where the zombies are the DJs. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and be prepared for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your virtual life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to hack your own phone while you’re at it. Just kidding…unless?

DrunkMedic Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol poisoning, belligerent, bill, black vomit, consequences, crying, Decision making, Drinking, drunk friend, DrunkMedic, friendship, Help, Hospital, incoherent, medic, Minecraft, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, screaming, Server, Uber, vomiting

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6519
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	3493
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Towns Built:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than a night out with belligerent friends? Join our server for a crazy good time! We promise you won’t end up vomiting black vomit or calling out for imaginary people like our friend did. And if you do, we’ll make sure you get the help you need, just like we did for him (minus the bill, of course). So come join us for a night of Minecraft madness, where the only thing you’ll be crying about is how much fun you’re having!

StepSibSnatchCraft

Apology, attitude, babysit, Blame, Boyfriend, broken TV, Cheating, Cops, dad, Grandma, Hassle, kicked out, mom, Overseas, Phone, punishment, runaway, step dad, step siblings, StepSibSnatchCraft, taken away

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3398
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5347
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	394
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	43

Are you tired of dealing with crazy family drama like a soap opera on steroids? Then come join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about babysitting demon children or getting blamed for broken TVs. Instead, you can build your own virtual paradise and escape the madness of your real life. Plus, there are no annoying step-parents or cheating moms to deal with – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Join us now and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your virtual house. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with crazy family dynamics and phone-stealing step-parents. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual family on our server who won’t kick you out for standing up for yourself. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave the real world behind – no phone-stealing step-parents allowed!

ProfessionRegret SMP

ProfessionRegret, smp

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8297
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Have you ever dreamed of becoming a professional llama wrangler but realized that llamas are actually pretty sassy and not worth the trouble? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of herding virtual llamas without the risk of getting spit on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are hellbent on taking over the world. Will you join their ranks and help them achieve their poultry-filled dreams? Or will you stand against them and become the hero that Minecraftia deserves?

With epic quests, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are, our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for anyone looking for a good time. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Movie Burnout Server

Boredom, Burnout, cannot watch again, Childhood, classic, exhausted, FATIGUE, Favorite, film, Movie, never again, Nostalgia, Obsession, once was enough, over and over, repeat, rewatch, Server, tired, too much, watch

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4807
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Crops Grown:	6484
Chimeras Created:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of watching that one movie so many times that you can recite every line in your sleep? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “No Movie Repeats” policy! That’s right, no more watching that same old movie on repeat for the millionth time. Instead, join our server and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities and adventures. Who needs movies when you can build your own epic story in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us and say goodbye to that movie marathon madness!