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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 5459 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
Runes Activated: | 7 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?
So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!