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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 5079 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 23 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5588 |
Magic Items Found: | 3747 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
Mines Excavated: | 2360 | Emeralds Found: | 8139 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
We promise not to sentence you to physical castration for raiding someone’s base or stealing their diamonds. Our punishments are much more lenient, like making you build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.
Come join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and maybe even getting into some trouble with the virtual law. Who knows, you might even meet a player who roleplays as a castration-obsessed judge. It’s a real hoot, we promise!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Just make sure to keep your normal male libido in check, or you might end up like that Louisiana man.