Not Your Average Minecraft Server

“Youth, /b/ homos, 14 year old girls, age gap, Appearance, attractiveness, Average, beauty standards, controversial, DATING, inappropriate, internet culture, Minecraft, not attractive, online forums, Opinions, relationships, Server, social media, societal norms, teenagers, ugly old ladies, underage

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3699
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Farms Harvested:	921	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with 14-year-old girls who just aren’t cutting it in the attractiveness department? Well, fear not, because on our server, we cater to a different crowd – the /b/ homos who love to date ugly old ladies! Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions, hilarious banter, and of course, plenty of blocky adventures. Who needs teenage drama when you can have a server full of mature ladies who know how to have a good time? So come on, join us and see why dating ugly old ladies is the new trend in Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, adult content, BDSM, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, explicit content, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish discussion, fetish exploration, fetishes, jerk off, kink community, Minecraft, nigge edition, NSFW, Roleplay, sexual fantasies, sexual preferences, smp, Submission, taboo topics, Talky

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post your weirdest fetishes, talk about your kinkiest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

In our Nigge Edition, we have special events where you can compete in fap-offs and see who can climax the fastest. The winner gets a special prize that will make your Minecraft experience even more… stimulating.

So why wait? Join /dft/ today and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft. Just make sure to have a tissue handy…

CraftyLove Minecraft Server

Breakup, Communication, compromise, CraftyLove, CREDIT SCORE, decision, disagreement, finances, House, Investment, loan, Logic, Minecraft, Mortgage, ownership, Partnership, Property, Purchase, real estate, relationship, Server, UNFAIR

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9002
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Farms Harvested:	866	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	106

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and build your dream virtual home without any messy property disputes.

On our server, you can team up with fellow players to create epic structures and explore vast landscapes. But beware, there may be some players who try to pull a sneaky move like asking you to put all your diamonds into a shared chest while they keep theirs hidden away.

Don’t worry about credit scores here, everyone is equal in the world of Minecraft! And if someone tries to pull a fast one on you like suggesting you take out a virtual loan to cover their share of the virtual house, just block them and move on to building your own empire.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a shared house when you can have your own virtual kingdom? Remember, in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations, not shady partners trying to take advantage of you. Let’s block out the negativity and mine for some fun!

ConcertCrazeMC

Accommodation, artist, Concert, ConcertCrazeMC, cost, die-hard fan, exhausted, husband, IMPULSIVE, Leave, life to the fullest, MONEY, quality of work, red eye flight, significant cost, TICKETS, Transport, travel, unemployed, work

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4898
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Animals Bred:	69

Looking for a wild ride in the Minecraft world? Join our server and experience the thrill of living life to the fullest, just like my impulsive husband!

Imagine this: you’re on a 5-hour flight to a country near us to see your favorite artist perform live. But here’s the catch – you can’t get leave from work! So you have to leave on Saturday morning, come back on Monday morning, and go straight to work on a red eye flight. Talk about dedication!

But wait, there’s more! The total cost for this adventure is around 1300 USD, but don’t worry, your husband will cover it if you’re uncomfortable with the cost. Who needs financial stability when you can have a once-in-a-lifetime experience, right?

So, are you ready to join our server and embark on crazy adventures like this? Don’t be a party pooper, come join the fun and let’s make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next Minecraft update)!

Vaxxed Baby Minecraft Server

#newborns, baby, coronavirus, Covid vaccine, Covid-19, health, hospitalization, immunization, infant health, maternal health, maternal vaccination, Minecraft, newborn care, pandemic, Pregnancy, Pregnancy health, prenatal care, Protection, public health, Safety, Server, vaccination, vaccine benefits, Vaxxed

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5781
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and BAM! your newborn baby is instantly protected from getting hospitalized just by you getting the covid vaccine during pregnancy. like, how crazy is that?! join now and save your baby from the hospital drama, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, rumor has it that the more you play on this server, the stronger the vaccine protection gets. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate vaccine warrior in the minecraft world!

Helios: The Yawn – Now with EXTRA Sunburn! No Square Sunscreens Needed! Join now for some SPF fun!

Age Progression, Age Progression system, Architecture, Balanced Economy, Civilizations, create mod, Curseforge, Discord, Environment, EXTRA, Fun, Gods, Helios, industrialization, Infrastructure, Join, MCMMO, Minecolonies, Modpack, Nations, Needed, player-engagement, Pyrofishing, Roleplay, roleplay-based, Serene Seasons, SiegeWar(s), Space Travel, SPF, Square, sunburn, Sunscreens, Supplementaries, Technology, Towns, Vanilla, voice chat, yawn

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	885
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Emeralds Found:	4054	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4915
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Helios Minecraft Server

Favorite Plugins	Favorite Mods
McMMO Towny PyroFishing SiegeWar(s) Balanced Economy	MineColonies Serene Seasons Voice Chat Supplementaries

The Helios Minecraft server combines both mods and plugins to offer an enhanced gameplay experience. The server features a roleplay-based Age Progression system, where players can influence the course of the game’s development.

For more information and to join the server, visit our Discord here (Recommended 4GB RAM allocated) or use the Modpack here.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by visiting our Discord and following the instructions provided.
What are the server’s main features?	The server features a mix of popular plugins and mods, a roleplay-based Age Progression system, and player engagement through building towns and nations.
Is there any IP address to connect to the server?	No, you can join the server through Discord without requiring an IP address.
What system requirements are recommended for the server?	We recommend allocating at least 4GB of RAM to ensure smooth gameplay.

China Posters Minecraft Server

Censorship, China, freedom of speech, government control, internet, Minecraft, online activism, online censorship, online communication, Online Community, online culture, online debate, online dialogue, online discussion, online expression, online forums, Politics, POSTERS, Propaganda, Server, social media

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9517
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the land is filled with mysterious China posters! Legend has it that a group of mischievous pandas snuck into the server and plastered them everywhere as a prank. But don’t worry, these posters hold secret clues to hidden treasures and epic loot. Join us and unravel the mystery of the China posters while embarking on wild adventures with your fellow players. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!

Bootlicking Hog Cope Documentary Minecraft SMP

bootlicking, bootlicking hog, cope, cope documentary, cuck, Cult, cultists, deranged, deranged cultists, documentary, Eat, hog out, Hog.., Kek, kek this cuck, make, Minecraft, Piggies, piggies they are, SLOP, smp, sure his

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6571
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between bootlicking hogs and deranged cultists! We have a thriving community of piggies and crazed followers ready to duke it out in epic battles for supremacy. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and plenty of keks. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience like no other!

FoodieFiesta Minecraft Server

000 a month, 10, bad person, childhood friends, CHIPS, Considerate, Controlling, drinks, enough food, financial situation, FoodieFiesta, Help, meeting new people, Minecraft, misunderstandings, online order, ordering food, partner’s gathering, pitch in, pizza, Server, sharing, small kids, thoughtful

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	127
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Divine Spears Created:	28
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Potions Brewed:	82	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring and ordering food for your friends is considered a crime! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos, just like the story of this player who tried to be a good host but ended up being accused of being “controlling” for ordering pizza.

On our server, you can expect unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of this story. Who knew that trying to feed your friends could lead to such a heated debate? But fear not, on our server, we embrace all kinds of crazy situations and turn them into unforgettable experiences.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything can happen, where ordering food can spark a controversy, then look no further! Join us now and be part of the madness. Who knows, you might even end up in a similar situation, ordering pizza for your virtual friends and starting a virtual food fight. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

BoobCraft: Table Edition

aita, Apology, BoobCraft, Boobs, d&d, Display, dm, Edition, Fiance, Friends, Game, group, H-cup, reduction, Scene, slut, Table, Upset, WOMAN

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2078
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Votes:	6561
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	460067

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about accusations of “putting yourself on display”!

Join us and experience a world where your only concern is finding diamonds, not dealing with jealous fiancées who can’t handle your epic gaming skills. Plus, with our virtual tables, you won’t have to worry about uncomfortable boob squishing incidents – unless, of course, you’re building a boob-shaped house, in which case, more power to you!

So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise no one will accuse you of being a show-off or a slut for simply playing the game. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who appreciate your unique gaming style. Join now and let the fun begin!

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