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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 7864 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 19 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.