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That’s My Goat! Minecraft SMP

adorable, animal, Barnyard, cute, Entertainment, Farm, farm animal, funny, Goat, hilarious, humor, Internet Sensation, Livestock, meme, Minecraft, pet, Popular, smp, social media, THATS MY GOAT!, Video, viral

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6316
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Magic Items Found:	6232	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re ready to defend your goats with your life because in this server, goats are the ultimate currency. That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, it’s all about those adorable bleating creatures.

But beware, there’s a notorious goat thief on the loose who will stop at nothing to steal your precious goats. Rumor has it that he rides a llama dressed in full ninja gear and can teleport through dimensions. Will you be able to outsmart him and protect your goat empire?

If you’re looking for a server where the stakes are high and the goats are even higher, then come join us and show off your goat-taming skills. Just remember, in this world, it’s not survival of the fittest, it’s survival of the goatiest!

Blocky Trump Minecraft Server

2020 election, Allan Lichtman, blocky, election analysis, Election Forecasting, election outcome, election prediction, election results, forecasting model, incorrect prediction, key factors, Minecraft, model interpretation, political analysis, political commentator, political forecasting, political science, prediction accuracy, Presidential election, Server, trump, Trump Victory

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8432
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us and witness epic battles between Steve and Herobrine as they fight for control of the server. And if Trump wins, our resident prophet Allan Lichtman will surely have some wild explanation ready to go. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us now for a truly unpredictable Minecraft experience!

Work Minecraft SMP $90k/yr Maker

90kyr, aspirations, budgeting, career, family, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Stability, future planning, income, Investments, Leave, maker, Minecraft, MONEY, parenting, Pregnancy, salary, savings, smp, stay at home, success, Support, work, work-life balance

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	937
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Ores Mined:	3014
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of mining for diamonds and trading with villagers just to make ends meet? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your financial woes!

Join us on our server where the virtual economy is booming and you can make millions of virtual dollars in no time! Forget about real-life responsibilities like work and bills, because on our server, you can become a virtual millionaire in just a few clicks.

Imagine a world where your in-game wife is pregnant with virtual babies and you need to make enough virtual money to support your virtual family. Sounds crazy, right? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So come join us and start your journey to financial freedom in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the richest player on the server and achieve your dream of having your virtual wife stay home and raise your virtual kids forever. The possibilities are endless in our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server

Ban, Ban Honeypot, Compiled Links, Copium, Crafty, creeper, early access, general, Global 1488old, honeypot, Ingame Chat, Links, Minecraft, News, November 15th, Path of Exile, Path of Exile general, Pathofexile.com, Pathofexile2.com, POE 2, poeg, Server, Settlers of Kalguur, Tools, Tools and Utilities, Utilities

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5255
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4939

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a giant rubber chicken that shoots lasers! Take down those zombies in style and show them who’s boss.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow? You can do that here! Want to challenge a dragon to a dance-off? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the wackiest, craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

> Men Prefer Natural Minecraft SMP

#youtube, actress, Analysis, beauty standards, empowerment, Explanation, feminism, Gender norms, Hollywood, Interpretation, interview, Meaning, Media influence, Men, Minecraft, Natural, prefer, smp, societal expectations, Sydney Sweeny, Video

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3451
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mines Excavated:	4276
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the men prefer natural…natural disasters, that is!

We’ve got volcanoes erupting, tornadoes tearing through the landscape, and earthquakes shaking things up. It’s a chaotic mess, but hey, at least it’s never boring! Plus, you never know when a random celebrity like Sydney Sweeny might drop by and start spouting cryptic messages about nature.

So come join us on our server and experience the true meaning of “men prefer natural” in a way you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Gone to Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7795
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mines Excavated:	4997

If you leave our server, it’s probably because you’ve been abducted by a band of rogue llamas who are trying to convert you to the ways of shi’ism. But don’t worry, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons to protect you from their llama magic. So come join us and help us fight off the llama invasion while building epic structures and trolling your friends with sneaky traps. Who knew Minecraft could be this wild?

Trunks + Goten + Gotenks Sucks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7212
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Animals Bred:	153
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where you just build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where you can experience intense emotional hardship just like Goku, Vegeta, Gohan, and even Future Trunks did in Dragon Ball Z!

But wait, there’s more! Trunks and Goten can go Super Saiyan straight out of the womb, because why not? And when they fuse, they become the ultimate Super Saiyan powerhouse! It’s like the Buu Saga, but even more ridiculous!

So come join us on our server where you can train your body to peak levels and attain Super Saiyan status, all while having a blast with fellow Minecraft players. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock your own hidden powers and become the strongest warrior in the land. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

TrueVan ♥free private♥ Minecraft server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5967
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Dimension Hops:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

You can get access to the server in a group on VK.

Also, due to problems, we use telegram instead of discord: https://t.me/truevan_tg all the info is there.

The community is friendly, everyone will welcome new players, perhaps we are waiting for you ♥

There is also a plot on the server.

truevan.ru

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1245
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	261	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Potions Brewed:	118

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

We have custom plugins that will make your head spin, like a potion that turns you into a giant slime or a sword that shoots out fireworks. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie riding a llama while juggling TNT? Well, you will on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with your favorite pop songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, the only rule on our server is to have fun – everything else is fair game.

Crafty SMP Advice Giver

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8993
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a group of flying pigs swoop down and start a dance party in your front yard. Or how about the time we all decided to have a fishing competition, but instead of fish, we caught rare mythical creatures that now roam the server causing mayhem.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so be prepared for the unexpected!