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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 684 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 91 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!