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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 6736 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7652 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Ores Mined: | 2688 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
New Chunks Explored: | 136530 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure. And get this, there’s a secret portal that takes you to a whole new dimension where you can ride unicorns and fight dragons. It’s like, totally mind-blowing.
Oh, and did I mention that all the players on the server are actually aliens from outer space? Yeah, it’s true. They have superpowers and can fly around and shoot lasers out of their eyes. It’s wild.
So yeah, if you want to join the most bonkers, wacky, and totally off-the-wall Minecraft SMP server ever, then you need to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. What more could you ask for?