| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 8253 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 153955 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
mc.flowsurvival.org
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 5962 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3329 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 125 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Ever wanted to fight off hoards of creepers with nothing but a carrot? Or maybe you’re more into building a castle made entirely of TNT? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
Join now for a chance to team up with other players to take down the ultimate boss – a giant Ender Dragon that breathes fire made of rainbow-colored blocks! And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests that only the bravest players can find.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, if you see any seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, be sure to give them a good ol’ Minecraft welcome.
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 5864 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 4110 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 6 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles against virtual women, where you can finally feel powerful and in control. Our paid Jewish shill staff will make sure you have the best experience possible, as we cater to all your misogynistic needs.
So why wait? Join our server now and let the misogyny flow freely! Who needs real-life relationships when you can have virtual ones filled with hate and toxicity? Let’s show those women who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 9968 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 16 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a house out of diamond blocks, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our server is filled with wacky adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and zombies, a giant maze filled with treasure and traps, and even a talking llama who gives out questionable advice. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the block. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 2919 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
Survival Mode Like Never Before Survive, thrive, and conquer! Dive into a rich survival world where creativity meets challenge.
Dynamic Economy: Trade resources with others or sell them to NPCs to amass wealth. Custom Biomes: Explore breathtaking landscapes that redefine the Minecraft wilderness. Player-Owned Shops: Set up your own marketplace and dominate the economy. Epic Dungeons Plunge into the depths of perilous dungeons filled with treasures and danger!
23.109.14.196
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 7863 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Total Vanilla is the ultimate Minecraft survival experience for players seeking freedom and creativity with minimal restrictions. Set in a massive 500k by 500k world, this server stays true to the core of Minecraft, offering a pure vanilla experience where the only rule is no hacking. Build, explore, and conquer in an unmoderated environment where alliances and rivalries are forged naturally. Whether you want to establish a thriving base, engage in epic battles, or simply wander the vast landscape, Total Vanilla lets you play your way. Dive into chaos, test your skills, and leave your mark on this untamed world!
total-anarchy.us
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 5675 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers as the DJ. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on top of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs the latest updates when you can have this level of insanity?
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 1256 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 68 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
One time, we had a player who decided to build a giant statue of a chicken out of TNT, only to accidentally set it off and blow up half the server! But hey, at least it was a clucking good time, right?
And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks that go down on a daily basis. From filling someone’s house with llamas to turning all the sheep pink, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s all about fun, laughter, and absolute madness, then come join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally) on a regular basis.
