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  • BulbaCraft Minecraft Server

    BulbaCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 7884
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Potions Brewed: 124 Animals Bred: 157
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you cool cats and kittens (Carole Baskin approved)! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server that was so epic, even the Ender Dragon bowed down to it. Legend has it that if you join this server, you will be granted magical powers that allow you to ride pigs into battle and shoot fireballs from your eyes. Not to mention, every player gets their own personal Bulbasaur companion to help them on their epic quests.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the Bacon Block. Yes, you heard that right. Break it and you’ll be rewarded with unlimited bacon for life. Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: BussyCraft

    Minecraft SMP: BussyCraft
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 9297
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Dragon Eggs Found: 6445
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Chimeras Created: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers go to party and dance the night away. The creepers are trained to do backflips and the chickens can breakdance like pros. And don’t even get me started on the llamas – they run the whole place like a mafia boss.

    But that’s not all – we have a special event every week where players have to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen while riding on the backs of flying pigs. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle and bragging rights for life. Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually located on a giant floating island in the sky? Yeah, we don’t mess around with boring old ground-level gameplay.

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen. And I do mean anything.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FiancésGoneWild Minecraft Server

    FiancésGoneWild Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 9783
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Towns Built: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Potions Brewed: 142
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of unwanted houseguests rearranging your furniture and going through your closet? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house with no nosy in-laws allowed!

    We promise no one will open your virtual mail or try to cancel your virtual therapy sessions for your virtual special needs child. Plus, if things get out of hand, you can just kick them out with the click of a button – no need to deal with any real-life drama!

    So come join us and build your dream Minecraft world without any interfering in-laws. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with family drama in real life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GFsHalfMarathonDrama

    GFsHalfMarathonDrama
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 392
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Magic Items Found: 3178
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Mines Excavated: 1115 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring excuses to avoid events? Join our Minecraft server and run a virtual half-marathon instead! Our server is so epic, your girlfriend will sign up just to avoid missing out on the action. Plus, our 12-week running program will have you sprinting through blocks like a pro!

    We have a resident elite runner (28M) who has finished 5th overall in a 10k race and 12th in his category for a half-marathon. He knows his stuff and will guide you through the virtual race course with expert advice. And don’t worry about getting tired from two workouts a day – our server is so exhilarating, you’ll be running and building in no time!

    So ditch the excuses and join our Minecraft server for the wildest half-marathon experience of your life. Who needs real-life races when you can conquer the virtual world with us? Let’s race to the finish line together, one block at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CompliMentor SMP

    CompliMentor SMP
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 9901
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Buildings Constructed: 20
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Mines Excavated: 1625 Enchantments Applied: 115
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable server out there!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while being chased by a horde of angry chickens. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct a giant toilet out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “TNT Olympics” event where players compete in explosive challenges such as “Spleefing with TNT” and “Blowing up the Admin’s House”.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EarGasmTunes

    EarGasmTunes
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 3766
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 32 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 539409 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to rip your ears off? Well, look no further because our server will give you the ultimate eargasm with our custom soundtrack featuring only the most epic tunes that will make your blocky world come alive! Join us and experience a musical journey like no other as you mine, build, and battle to the beat of your favorite songs. Who needs Spotify when you have our server? Join now and let the music take you to new heights in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCrashF16Fun

    CraftyCrashF16Fun
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 7629
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 44
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Enchantments Applied: 90
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Players Killed by Monsters: 3375
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 40 Enchanted Armories Found: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE UKRAINIAN PRESIDENT WANTS TO JOIN! HE FIRED HIS AIR FORCE COMMANDER AFTER HE CRASHED AN F-16 TRYING TO LAND IN OUR SPAWN POINT! JOIN US AND YOU MIGHT GET A CHANCE TO FLY A PLANE TOO! WHO NEEDS A PILOT’S LICENSE WHEN YOU HAVE MINECRAFT SKILLS, AMIRITE? #FIREINTHESKY #CRASHANDBURN #MINECRAFTAIRFORCE

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MetaSurvivalCraft

    MetaSurvivalCraft
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 9580
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 15 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine this server where, like, if you have a slow metabolism you can, like, totally dominate the game! Like, you won’t even need to eat as much food as the others, so you can spend more time building epic structures and exploring the world. It’s like a superpower, dude!

    Join our server and become the ultimate survival expert with your super slow metabolism. You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you effortlessly conquer the wilderness and show off your amazing builds. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover secret hidden powers that only slow metabolizers possess. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what crazy adventures await!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FibroBlasted: Ageless SkellyCraft

    FibroBlasted: Ageless SkellyCraft
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 8753
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own cytoskeleton out of blocks! we got young and aged dermal fibroblasts running around, comparing their proteomics and secretomics like it’s a dang science fair. who needs redstone contraptions when u can study the aging process of skin cells while fighting off creepers? come join the fun and see if u can outbuild the cytoskeleton master!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Dumpster Fire Season 2: The Hot Mess Express

    Dumpster Fire Season 2: The Hot Mess Express
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 7721
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7161 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    CampCraft – Season 2 Overview

    Server Description
    Welcome to CampCraft – Season 2! We have just launched our second season with a map refresh. Join our 18+ Whitelisted SMP server where the possibilities are boundless. Enjoy an epic journey with a vibrant community of players.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server without being whitelisted? No, this is a Whitelisted server. Please fill out the application form provided to be whitelisted.
    Are there any age restrictions to join? Yes, you must be 18 years or older to join CampCraft.
    Are there any fees to play on this server? No, the server will never ask for any money from players. There are no donation requests or selling of ranks.
    What kind of plugins does the server have? The server has plugins such as AuctionHouse, BlueMap, Essentialx, GriefPrevention, Jobs, McMMO, PlayerWarps, QuickShop, WildRTP, along with additional mods for maintenance and cheat detection.
    What are the rules of the server? The rules include being nice, no harassment or bigotry, no cheating, no griefing/stealing, obtaining consent for building near others, and more. Please refer to the complete rule list provided.

    Application Form

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    Minecraft name:
    Discord name:
    Age:
    Country & Timezone:
    Reason for joining CampCraft:
    How active will you be?
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