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Help Me Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2804
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your blocky shoulders? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to go it alone again! We’ve got a community of players who are ready to join forces and conquer the pixelated world together.

Join us and become part of a wacky and wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need help building a giant statue of your pet llama? We’ve got you covered. Want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness? We’re all in!

So come on, don’t be a lone wolf in a world of sheep. Join our server and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best blocky buddy along the way.

The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc

Anon, bonus points, Bottom, damaged, Downloads, Favorite, gf, gfwifetrib, letter, Marriage, Minecraft, name.., Nice, pic, Relevant, Save, SAVED, Share, smp, Thread, Threads, trib, Wife

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7129
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	144407	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’ve ever saved another player’s girl from a virtual relationship gone wrong! Show off your conquests and let everyone know that you’ve got the hottest downloads in town.

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, you might even run into someone you know and have to guess the first letter of their name based on their in-game girlfriend’s skin. It’s a virtual soap opera like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show off your saved damsels in distress. Pic relevant, just think of it as a really nice bottom that you’ve successfully rescued! #SAVED 😂🔥👑

RageCraft: Instant Trigger

anger, annoyance, buttons pushed, emotions, Enrage, Frustration, hot-button issues, Incense, infuriate, INSTANT, irk, Irritation, Pet Peeves, provoke, quickest, RAGE, Ragecraft, temper, tick off, trigger, triggers, Upset, vex

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4787
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4167	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

activism, B.C, Canada, condemn, Condemnation, controversy, Creepercraft, cry, death to Canada, discrimination, extremism, freedom of speech, Government, Hate Speech, Leaders, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, public outcry, Rally, Server, Social Issues

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4227
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals

aggression, Conflict, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Crisis, eastern europe, escalation, flames, Geopolitical, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic bases, Tension, Territory, Ukraine, Urals, War

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the fiery battle between Ukraine and Russia! Build your own strategic bases and set them on fire just like in real life! Watch as flames spread from Crimea to the Urals, creating chaos and destruction everywhere you go. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who burns it all down? Join now and find out! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual countries were harmed in the making of this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive gameplay!

Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	733
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	207	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Dimension Hops:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).

Country Minecraft SMP Happen

Canada, citizenship, Country, culture, customs, Differences, Diversity, expat, Foreign, Global, happen, Identity, immigration, International, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Nationality, North America, Relocation, smp, society, Traditions, travel

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	726
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Buildings Constructed:	30	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form!

DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server

Argument, babysitter, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, Decision making, discipline, dog, DoggyDaycare, Expectations, Kids, Minecraft, misunderstanding, night out, not paying, parenting, payment, Pets, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Trust

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4109
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Animals Bred:	99

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a babysitter bringing a surprise dog to your house!

Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.

Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!

NoApologiesMC

acceptance, Apology, Assumptions, bullying, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, discrimination, Empathy, false accusations, grudges, high school reunion, Homophobia, LGBTQ, misunderstanding, NoApologiesMC, reconciliation, Rumors, senior year, tolerance

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7363
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Emeralds Found:	2867	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of high school drama following you around like a clingy ex? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any accusations of spreading rumors about someone’s sexuality.

We promise that no one will confront you at our virtual reunions demanding apologies for things you didn’t do. Plus, we have epic quests, insane challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So why waste your time dealing with high school grudges when you can join our server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun?

Don’t let the Ivans of the world bring you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might even find a hidden diamond mine that will make you richer than your high school nemesis ever dreamed of. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the drama behind!

PixelPeenPalace

attraction, Boundaries, Communication, consent, digital communication, emotions, female perspective, Intimacy, male perspective, Men, modern dating, nudes, online dating, PixelPeenPalace, privacy, reddit, relationships, Respect, sexting, sexting culture, sexting etiquette

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	474
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Are you tired of receiving nudes from women who just don’t understand the true art of seduction? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive nudes from our pixelated princesses that will make your blocky heart skip a beat! Join us for a wild ride filled with steamy pixelated passion and scandalous blocky affairs. Who needs real-life nudes when you can have Minecraft nudes that will leave you questioning your reality? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!