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Crafty Creepers: The Holy Land Edition

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8865
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Are you tired of all the dickriding of Israel on other servers? Are you sick of 76iq dumbfucks ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the Indian bros out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So why wait? Join now and let’s show those 76iq dumbfucks how it’s done!

Devil May Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7332
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with exploding chickens!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly group of talking llamas who will guide you through our wacky world. Want to mine diamonds? Sure, but watch out for the dancing creepers who will try to steal them from you!

Oh, and did we mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie? Yeah, it’s wild.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying pig while battling a horde of evil bunnies? Exactly. Join now and let the madness begin!

NWA beat Dynamite in the ratings Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7313
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got explosive battles, crazy adventures, and even a rivalry between NWA and Dynamite that puts all other server drama to shame. Join us if you’re ready to experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

HairHavocCraft

beauty standards, breast cancer awareness, cancer awareness, Charity, hair donation, hair donation obligation, HairHavocCraft, Insecurity, Long hair, personal choice, school pressure, self esteem, self-care, Self-expression, skipping school, social pressure, teacher conflict, thin hair, Vanity, voluminous hair, wavy hair

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5204
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Gods Slained:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of blocky fun! Are you tired of people begging you to donate your virtual hair to charity? Well, on our server, you can keep your pixelated locks as long as you want without any pressure!

Imagine a world where your therapist isn’t trying to convince you to chop off your Minecraft character’s hair for a good cause. No more social pressure from virtual teachers and classmates demanding you make a donation in the name of everyone because your virtual hair is just too fabulous to cut!

On our server, you can build a basement hideout and never have to face the guilt-tripping teacher who keeps pushing you to donate your virtual hair. Skip school in the game without any consequences and come back on November 1st to a stress-free virtual world.

Join our server and escape the madness of pink October in the real world. Keep your virtual hair long and luscious, and never worry about anyone forcing you to donate it for a cause you’re not ready for. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in a world where your virtual locks are safe from charity demands!

ForeignFoodie Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4111
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Votes:	2781	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old American cuisine in Minecraft? Join our SMP and feast on a buffet of international delicacies! From sushi to curry to kangaroo steaks, we’ve got it all! And don’t even get us started on our secret recipe for Creeper Crepes – they’ll blow your mind (and maybe your base)! So come join us for a culinary adventure like no other, and expand your taste buds in ways you never thought possible!

NoCamGymBan

#workout, controversial, Exercise, Filming, FITNESS, gym culture, gym etiquette, gym membership, gym policies, gym rules, Gyms, health, NoCamGymBan, Opinions, personal space, privacy, recording, restrictions, social media, Technology, trends

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5270
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of getting kicked out of gyms for trying to film your epic workout fails? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage all the filming you want! That’s right, you can document every embarrassing moment as you try to build your dream castle or battle creepers in the wild. Plus, we have a special “No Judgement Zone” where you can show off your pixelated muscles without fear of being kicked out. So come join us and let your inner gym rat run wild in the virtual world!

RedLineCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7115
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, just like Hezbollah chief sayin’ Israel crossed all red lines, we be crossin’ all dem red lines too, but in Minecraft! join us cuz we got crazier attacks than Israel, we be blowin’ up dem creepers like nobody’s business. come join us and be part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history, we be makin’ history every day on this server. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, cuz we ballin’ like that. so what you waitin’ for? come join us and let’s show dem creepers who’s boss!

Redstone Revolution

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9088
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Emeralds Found:	888	Dimension Hops:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Animals Bred:	95	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Yo, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server? It’s like Russia’s war dead, but instead of facing a ‘meat grinder’, you’ll be facing epic mobs and challenges! With over 70,000 players already on board, you know it’s gonna be lit!

Join us and become a Minecraft warrior, battling through insane dungeons and conquering epic bosses. Trust me, the adrenaline rush is gonna be better than any war zone!

Plus, we have the craziest PvP battles you’ll ever experience. It’s like a battlefield out there, but with pixelated swords and armor. Who needs real wars when you can have virtual ones, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft war hero!

Crafty Gut-Brain Connection: Minecraft Madness

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5398
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2132	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and experience the power of psychobiotics in depression! That’s right, we’ve got a modern approach through the microbiota-gut-brain axis that will blow your mind!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you start feeling down. But wait! Just take a dose of our special psychobiotic potion and boom, you’re back in action, feeling happier than ever! It’s like a party in your gut and your brain is the DJ!

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got crazy events like the Great Gut Cleanse where you have to battle hordes of bacteria to reach the golden toilet at the end. And let me tell you, that toilet is worth it because it’s filled with diamonds and emeralds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the power of psychobiotics in depression take you on a wild ride through the microbiota-gut-brain axis! It’s gonna be a gas…literally!

Beeper Buzz Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9983
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave your enemies paralyzed with fear? Look no further than our server! We’ve got Hezbollah shaking in their boots and paranoid like never before. Join us and be part of the epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history.

Our server is so intense, Israel is keeping the pressure on and dominating the competition. We’re talking Hollywood blockbuster level drama here, folks. Join us and be a part of the action-packed adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the epic showdown that will go down in Minecraft legend. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane ride!

Minecraft SMP – /afl/ – prelim final edition

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6607
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	755	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles between SYD and PA, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

Picture this: you’re building a beautiful castle when suddenly, the SCG team launches a surprise attack with TNT cannons and flying pigs. It’s chaos, but it’s also hilarious. And don’t even get us started on the 7:40PM AEST showdowns that will have you on the edge of your seat (or, you know, your Minecraft block).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret theme that will have you dancing in your minecart. Just listen to the link provided and let the music guide your building skills to new heights. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, battles, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. It’s gonna be a blast!