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Crafty Creepers: The Holy Land Edition

75 years, Alliance, Backlash, blind support, controversy, Crafty, CREEPERS, criticism, destroyed image, dickriding, Diplomacy, dumbfucks, Edition, foreign policy, HOLY, Indian, international relations, Israel, Land, loyalty, nationalism, Politics, Propaganda, reputation

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2783
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Animals Bred:	187	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of all the dickriding of Israel on other servers? Are you sick of 76iq dumbfucks ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the Indian bros out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So why wait? Join now and let’s show those 76iq dumbfucks how it’s done!

Re-Melancholy

Adventure, Challenges, classic mods, co-op, Community, Crafting, Custom World Gen, EU server, Exploration, Factions, gameplay, Magic, Modded minecraft, Modpack, new mods, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Surprises, Survival, Technology

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4402
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Download the modpack at: http://gmaxlive.com/

The Re-Melancholy Pack is meant to be a complete and modern MC 1.12.2 mod pack. With the philosophy of no BS and just fun and engaging gameplay with focus on PvE and Co-Op. The pack has a lot of new and upcoming mods but also some all time classics. There is something for everyone in this mod pack and you can explore a lot. Very custom world gen which makes exploring never boring and there is always something you have never seen before which will always surprise you. Find your own way to play the Re-Melancholy mod pack and get to know Modded Minecraft in a new way.

Official EU Server: mc.gmaxlive.com:25595

For more inforamtion visit: http://gmaxlive.com/

mc.gmaxlive.com:25595

Gulhat

Active, base, building, challenge, Community, Creative, creativity, enemies, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Gulhat, ideas, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, Resources, Safe, Server, Staff, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3969
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Welcome to Gulhat.dk – a place where you can play exactly the way you want!

On our server you will find both Survival and Creative modes, so you can explore, build and survive in your own way. In Survival you can challenge yourself, collect resources and work together with others to build a strong base and defeat enemies. Are you more into pure creativity? In Creative you have unlimited resources and the freedom to build your wildest ideas.

Our friendly community and active staff are always ready to help and create a fun, safe gaming experience for everyone. Come and be part of our world – we look forward to seeing what you can create!

Gulhat.dk

7Cubes – 1.21 Crossplay Minecraft server

7Cubes, Adventure, banner, classic, Community, console, Creative, crossplay, description, Economy, Empty, Events, Gaming, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, No Dupe, ONLINE, PC, Phone, Pirate, Play, Private, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3839
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	298	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	120	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9

You can play from PC, phone and console.

Classic server, website and description: https://7cubes.ru/classic/

7cubes.ru

Noob Minecraft Server – I can’t play this game because it…

10 gaming, 11. mental health, 12. bizarre, 13. irrational fear, 14. gaming community, 15. judgment, 16. strange, 17. anxiety, 18. gaming culture, 19. fish phobia, 2. game, 20. ridiculous, 3. fish, 4. hate, 5. thinking, 6. wrong, 7. video game, 8. irrational, 9. phobia, Can’t play, Game, IT, Minecraft, noob, Play, Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1377
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of being haunted by a fish you hate in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more! Join our server and never worry about that pesky fish ruining your gameplay again. Our server is fish-free guaranteed, so you can mine and build in peace without any aquatic enemies lurking around.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a friendly giant who roams the lands offering players valuable loot and resources. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a building competition, he will grant you three wishes. So sharpen your building skills and get ready for the ultimate showdown!

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of ninja llamas? That’s right, these llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to protect our players from griefers and trolls. So rest easy knowing that your creations are safe and sound under the watchful eyes of our llama guardians.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even make friends with a friendly giant or learn the ways of llama-fu. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind server!

PumpkinSpiceLatte Minecraft SMP

ATH, btc, bull market, community dynamics, conspiracy theories, cryptocurrency, cult mentality, dogecoin, fud, Investment, investor behavior, LINK holders, LONG-TERM OUTLOOK., market analysis, market manipulation, market psychology, Minecraft, performance comparison, price prediction, PumpkinSpiceLatte, rationalization, risk assessment, smp

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7022
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us as we navigate through the ups and downs of the server economy, just like the rollercoaster ride of Dogecoin prices.

Imagine a world where diamonds are worth more than gold, and players will do anything to get their hands on them. Will the cult of diamond hoarders finally fall apart when prices skyrocket to $25 per block? Or will they spin it as a win and blame it on the Illuminati?

With BTC hitting $150k, who knows what kind of chaos will ensue on our server. Will there be new boogeymen lurking in the shadows, ready to steal your precious resources? Join us and find out in this wacky, unpredictable world of Minecraft madness!

Late Long Nights

artifact weapons, balance, bigger community, Combat, Community, custom content, custom mods, Exploration, Magic, Modpack, player leveling system, Players, Prominence, PvE, PvP, Quests, Season, Soundtrack, Survival, talent tree, Tech, upgrade trees

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6519
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Votes:	8665
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

SEASON 15! We are now on our 15th season and we are doing a Prominence || Modpack! We are always looking for more players and a bigger community!

A fully powered up modpack, with balance between Combat, Exploration, Magic and Tech, and Custom Content! Giving you all mods to enjoy! Whatever you like, let it be Combat, Tech, Exploration or Magic, you will not miss out on it A Lot of Custom Content! Ranging from quests, to a player leveling system, fully custom talent tree, powerful unique artifact weapons with their own upgrade trees, custom mods made for the modpack, and an original soundtrack! +MORE!

LateLongNights.modded.fun

Epic Fight Arena

action-oriented, animations, battle royale, Classes, Combat Mechanics, epic fight, fighting strategies, fighting styles, game modes, Intense battles, king of the hill, KitPvP, PvP, Soulslike, Special Attacks, stamina management, tactical combat, Unique abilities

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Votes:	2283
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	5971

“Epic Fight Arena” is a PvP-focused Minecraft server built around the Epic Fight mod, which overhauls Minecraft’s combat mechanics by adding complex fighting styles and animations. The mod brings a more action-oriented, “soulslike” combat experience.

In our server players can engage in intense PvP battles using different classes, special attacks, and unique abilities.

The server itself offers various game modes, including KitPvP, where players can pick pre-set kits with unique gear and abilities, Battle Royale, King of The Hill, and many more.

It’s tailored for players who enjoy tactical combat with additional depth, from managing stamina during battles to utilizing different fighting strategies depending on their class or weapons.

epicfightarena.net:26667

Falling for Blocks Minecraft Server

24 years later, avoid scams, beware of scams, blocks, fake scams, Falling, falling for fake scams, falling for scams, fantasy scams, fantasy scams continue, internet scams, long term scams, Minecraft, Never Change, online scams, people falling for scams, return to fantasy, scam alert, scam prevention, scam victims, Scam Warning, Scams, Server, still falling

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9304
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Potions Brewed:	185
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Votes:	1991
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	60	New Chunks Explored:	663481

Are you tired of falling for fake scams in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only scam you’ll fall for is the one where we promise you’ll have too much fun!

Imagine this: after 24 years of searching, you finally stumble upon a magical portal that transports you to a world where fantasy is reality. Dragons roam the skies, unicorns prance through meadows, and creepers… well, they still explode, but at least they’re colorful!

Join us on our server where you can build your dream castle, battle epic bosses, and maybe even find that elusive pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. And hey, if you get scammed by a sneaky leprechaun along the way, at least it’ll be a hilarious story to tell your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the fantasy begin! Just watch out for those pesky scamming pixies…

The Girl with the Diamond Pickaxe Minecraft SMP

2011, adaptation, crime, daniel craig, Dark, David Fincher, Diamond, DISAPPOINTING, girl, hot, INTENSE, Lisbeth Salander, Mikael Blomkvist, Minecraft, movie review, Mystery, Pickaxe, rape scene, Rooney Mara, second half, sharted, smp, Stieg Larsson, the girl with the dragon tattoo, Thriller

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5113
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ores Mined:	9142	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords and flying pigs shooting fireballs out of their butts. Our server is so insane that even the creepers are scared to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base where players can participate in intense dance battles to determine who gets the last piece of cake. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your blocky butt kicked)!

PlayerFun MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	250
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	New Chunks Explored:	864218
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	580	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

PlayerFun MC is a small, brand new server, where we want to be together. Attributes/Features are… – Survival SMP – Cross platform support! – Daily Backups – 24/7 Always on server + DDOS Protected – Economy + Shop system – Loads Of Land Ready To Be Built On! – No Grief Plugins/Rules, we trust that these plugins will be a last resort – No Land Claim – Keep inventory – Small friendly community with endless possibilities!

playerfunmc.eternalhosting.cloud:25706