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FitCraft: Mind Over Aging

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8744
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can level up ur cardiorespiratory fitness while building ur dream world! trust me, u wanna be fit when u old so u can still pwn noobs in ur 80s. our server is like a fountain of youth for ur brain, keeping u sharp and on top of ur game. forget about age-related decline, we got u covered with our insane challenges and brain-teasing puzzles. so what u waiting for? join now and become the ultimate minecraft master!

Enchanted Echoes 1.20.1

1.20.1, Anime, boys love, Echoes, Enchanted, Fandom, Gay, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, genderbent yaoi, Girls Love, Japanese culture, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Manga, media analysis, queer representation, relationships, representation in media, romance, sexual orientation, yaoi, YuRi

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5311
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Votes:	1734
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Bruh, this server is like a wild ride through a twisted dimension where everything is topsy turvy and nothing makes sense. It’s like stumbling into a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mindfuck of genderbent yaoi and questionable content that will make you question your life choices. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a meme overdose, but in a good way.

So grab your diamond sword and saddle up your rainbow-colored llama, because on this server, anything goes. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and possibly lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway? Let’s get weird, my dudes.

BioDad Bucks Minecraft Server

BioDad, Boundaries, Bucks, Communication Issues, emotional baggage, emotional manipulation, enabling behavior, estranged father, family dynamics, family relationships, father daughter relationship, father-son relationship, Fatherhood, financial requests, financial support, forgiveness, ghosting, long lost family, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal responsibility, rebuilding relationships, Server, sibling relationships

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9497
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Towns Built:	10

Hey y’all!

So, get this – my long-lost dad, who was deported to Mexico when I was a kid, suddenly reappeared in my life through my 18-year-old sister. And now he’s hitting me up for money! Like, dude, I haven’t heard from you in 25 years and now you want cash?

But hey, if you join our Minecraft server, you can help me figure out if I should keep funding my dad’s mysterious activities or not. Maybe we can build a virtual piggy bank for him, who knows? It’s a wild ride on our server, full of unexpected family reunions and questionable financial requests. So come on in and let’s craft some crazy stories together!

VacayVetoCraft

aita, blended family, Childbirth, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Emotional support, family dynamics, hurt feelings, husband, long tail, Marriage, parenting, Pregnancy, vacation planning, vacation request, VacayVetoCraft, Wife

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8041
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Falling into the Void:	3
Animals Bred:	177	Runes Activated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Mines Excavated:	4324

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server for some much-needed relaxation and fun!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life problems, where you can build your dream world without any interruptions. Plus, we have a special “Baby Birth” event where you can virtually experience the joy of welcoming a new family member, without any of the stress or drama.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind! Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft world to explore?

SovreignCraft Minecraft Server

African History, African independence, African leaders, African nations, African politics, African sovereignty, Colonialism, criticism, Diplomacy, France, French colonialism, global politics, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, leadership, Macron, Minecraft, Politics, push back, remarks, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, SovreignCraft

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6070
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89

so, like, you wanna join this cray cray minecraft server that’s like, totally outta this world? well, let me tell ya why you gotta be a part of this epic adventure!

first off, did you know that the african leaders on this server are like, pushin’ back at Macron? yeah, that’s right! they’re all like, “nah bro, we ain’t owe our sovereignty to France!” it’s like a whole drama goin’ down in the virtual world, and you gotta be there to witness it!

plus, the builds on this server are like, next level insane. we got giant statues of llamas, pixel art of bacon, and even a roller coaster that goes through a volcano! you won’t find this kinda creativity anywhere else, my dude.

and don’t even get me started on the mobs. we got creepers that explode confetti, zombies that do the cha-cha, and skeletons that shoot arrows made of rainbow! it’s a party in every corner of this server, i tell ya.

so come on, join us on this wild ride and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyAssadNoMore

Airport, arab world, Assad overthrow, Aviation, civil war, CraftyAssadNoMore, damascus, diplomatic relations, global news, historical moment, international flight, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern politics, political change, regime change, Syria, Syrian government, tourism, Transportation, travel

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2637
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

lol imagine if syria was a minecraft server and they were like YO WE GOT OUR 1ST INTERNATIONAL FLIGHT AFTER ASSAD GOT YEETED OUTTA HERE COME JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC BUILDING AND PVP ACTION. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO DESPACITO. JOIN US AND BE PART OF HISTORY IN THE MAKING, BRUH. #SYRIALIT #ASSADWHO #MINECRAFTREVOLUTION

Impulsive Convict Microbiota

behavioral differences, brain function, Convict, criminal behavior, female convicts, female inmates, female offenders, gut flora, gut health, Gut microbiota, gut-brain axis, gut-brain connection, IMPULSIVE, impulsive behavior, impulsiveness, impulsivity, mental health, Microbiome, microbiota, microbiota differences, microbiota research, microbiota study

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

hey u! yeh u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have a server for u! this server is so lit, even female convicts are playing on it! yep, u heard me right. they found out that impulsive female convicts have different microbiota than non-impulsive ones, and they all play on this server together. join now to see what crazy adventures await u! build ur own prison cell, mine for diamonds with ur new convict friends, and maybe even start a riot! this server is so wild, even the gut-brain axis can’t handle it. so what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

XMezia Minecraft server

Aternos, Bedwars, Minecraft, Server, Survival, XMezia

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5586
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

The most common project on Aternos. There is bedwars with survival.

Xmezia.aternos.me

Dark Void Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, addiction, addiction recovery, BBC, blacked, Dark, depression, Dominant, Experience, girly clothes, kissless virgin, Loneliness, Masculinity, personal growth, porn addiction, Realms, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, sexual exploration, Sexuality, submissive, superior, Virgin, Void

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2707
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magic Items Found:	1092
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about all your problems? Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and fun!

Come on in and escape from the depressing reality of being a kissless virgin. Let your girly side shine through as you explore our virtual world filled with endless possibilities.

Forget about your addiction to BBC porn, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of the game. Say goodbye to feeling depressed and hello to a new adventure!

Join now and start building your own virtual paradise where you can be whoever you want to be. It’s time to leave your worries behind and dive into a world of pure insanity!

UnfollowedBFFXMeanPosts

Accountability, Boundaries, call out posts, close friend, college friends, friendship, humor, mean spirited, online behavior, personal boundaries, personal space, self-care, sensitivity, social media, supportive, taking a break, taking sides, UNCOMFORTABLE, UNFOLLOW, UnfollowedBFFXMeanPosts, well-being

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	483	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7042	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the name of the game? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the juicy gossip and backstabbing just like in real life! Join now and witness the epic saga of Sophia and her online antics. Will you take sides or stay neutral? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious virtual drama! Join now and experience the ultimate social media showdown in Minecraft form. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join today and get ready to stir up some virtual trouble!