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CraftyBoliMC Server

Armed Forces, authoritarianism, Bolivia, constitutional crisis, coup fears, CraftyBoliMC, Evo Morales, Government, Irregular, La Paz, Latin America, military deployment, military intervention, POLITICAL CRISIS, political instability, potential coup, president, security concerns, Server, south america, Unrest, Warning

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6356
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2

lol u gotta join dis server cuz we got a president from bolivia who’s warning bout some crazy military stuff happenin in da capital like wut even is dis madness??? join us and u can be part of da epic adventure to stop dis coup and save da day like a minecraft superhero or somethin!!! plus we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz why not lol #SaveTheCapital #JoinTheFight #MinecraftSuperhero

GriefCraft: Rise of the Blocky Watchdog

anti-Jewish, antisemitism, attempted arson, blocky, discrimination, Europe, extremism, Gaza Strip, germany, Graffiti, GriefCraft, Hamas, hate crimes, incidents, intolerance, Israel, military offensive, Rias, Rise, Surge, violence, watchdog

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5498
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8940	Void Armor Forged:	23
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

LOL come join dis Minecraft server cuz we got more explosions den a creeper on steroids, ya know? we got so much action dat even the zombies be like “whoa, dis place is lit!” plus, we got more loot den a pirate’s treasure chest, matey!

And get dis, our server is so wild dat even the villagers be throwin’ parties every night, ain’t no sleepin’ in dis town! we even got Ender Dragons doin’ backflips and creepers breakdancing like it’s da 80s.

So if you wanna have a blast like a TNT cannon or go on adventures crazier den a pig riding a chicken, den dis server is da place for ya! come join us and let’s make Minecraft history together, one explosion at a time! BOOM! 🧨🔥💥

CanCraft: Brews & Blocks

alcohol, Beer, Beverage, blocks, Brews, CanCraft, cans, celebration, Consumption, Drinking, FACTORY, Friends, Fun, Gathering, Party, person, reunion, reunites, Separated, six-pack, Social, stomach, TANK

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7843
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Zombie Dances:	1
Void Gems Collected:	33	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

Join our epic Minecraft server where the blocks are so lit, they party harder than a six-pack of soda reunited in your belly!

We’ve got pigs that can dance the cha-cha, chickens that lay golden eggs, and creepers that tell dad jokes (watch out, they’re explosive!).

Our mods are like wizards, granting wishes and turning your wildest dreams into reality. Want a house made entirely of diamonds? Done. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? We got you covered.

Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

StressCraft – Game Your Worries Away!

academic pressure, academic stress, adolescent behavior, adolescents, coping mechanism, coping mechanisms for teens., coping strategies, coping with stress, excessive gaming, Game, gaming habits, mental health, Mental well-being, Stress Management, stress relief, StressCraft, study, teenage stress, teens, video game addiction, video games, worries

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4705
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Buildings Constructed:	42
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

HEY U, YA U, DO U FEEL STRESSED ABOUT SCHOOL? WELL, HAVE NO FEAR, OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY! JOIN US AND ESCAPE REALITY BY BUILDING A WORLD WHERE U R THE BOSS.

STUDIES SHOW THAT PLAYING VIDEO GAMES CAN HELP TEENS DEAL WITH SCHOOL PRESSURE, SO WHY NOT JOIN OUR CRAZY SERVER AND LET YOUR IMAGINATION RUN WILD?

IMAGINE A PLACE WHERE U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMONDS, RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE, AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH A CARROT. SOUND RIDICULOUS? WELL, THAT’S JUST ANOTHER DAY ON OUR SERVER.

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND SAY GOODBYE TO STRESS, HELLO TO FUN!

LushPvP

custom additions, Economy, Exclusive events, Factions, Hardcore, hcf, Kitmap, KitPvP, LushPvP, OP Rewards, Parkour, Practice, PvP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3853
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

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Robo’s World: Where even the pigs are robotic! Vanilla goodness with a hint of HermitCraft. Join now!

apply, bedrock, building, Community, community-driven, creations, Discord, enabled, Friendly, Fun, goodness, hermitcraft, Hint, ideas, java, Join, No Griefing, Pigs, Play, ROBÔS, Robotic, Safe, Server, Small, Survival, Vanilla, world

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3398
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Ores Mined:	2813	Star Shards Collected:	95
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Robo’s World Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Small, whitelisted, community-driven, semi-vanilla SMP
No map resets, dedicated community
No stealing, griefing, or hacking
Crossplay enabled for Java and Bedrock

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join Robo’s World?	Apply through our Discord link: Discord Link
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a close-knit community
Are there any rules in Robo’s World?	Yes, no stealing, griefing, or hacking allowed. Everything is done in survival mode
Can I play on both Java and Bedrock?	Yes, crossplay is enabled so you can join from either version
Will the map ever reset?	No, the map will never reset, keeping your creations safe

CraftWarZone Minecraft Server

#1d6chan, #TotalWar, CraftWarZone, creative assembly, DLC News, FLC Trailer, Gaming, Karanak, legend, Minecraft, Patch 5.1 Notes, Roll Charts, Server, Steam, strategy, Tactics, total war, Total War General, total war warhammer, Total War: Warhammer III, Warhammer, What’s next

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1702
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	31	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragons Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and a sprinkle of madness.

Legend has it that on our server, you can roll for your starting gear just like in Total War: Warhammer! Who needs diamonds when you can start off with a magical sword or a potion of invisibility? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly updated with new patches and DLCs just like Total War: Warhammer III. Who knows what crazy new features and content we’ll add next? It’s like Christmas every day!

And if you’re lucky, you might even come face to face with Karanak himself in our server. That’s right, the bloodthirsty daemon hound is roaming around, waiting to challenge brave adventurers like yourself. Will you survive the encounter and claim his treasure?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, things may get a little… chaotic.

LostInCraft Minecraft Server

(Audio), accessories, Bluetooth, Decision making, Durability, earbuds, electronics, Gadgets, headphones, long-lasting, Lost, LostInCraft, Minecraft, Music, Recommendations, Replacement, review, Server, shopping, sound quality, Technology, Upgrade, wireless, XM5

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2263
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Runes Activated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that poop diamonds! Yes, you heard that right, DIAMONDS! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

OpinionatedGriefer

alzheimer’s, anger issues, baby shower, Boundaries, caregiving, Communication, Empathy, family, Genetic, Honesty, infertility, Menopause, mood swings, older mother, OpinionatedGriefer, Opinions, parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, Understanding, young adult life

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6712
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3480
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing older than our players is the blocks they mine! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive anger, mood swings, and unexpected twists and turns just like caring for your elderly parents in your 20s!

We promise a gaming experience like no other, where you’ll have to navigate through challenges just like our players navigated through their formative years with older parents. Build your own virtual support system and make sure to have things put in place so you don’t end up caring for your fellow players in their golden years.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey and remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a life lesson in the making! And if anyone calls you an asshole for speaking the truth, just block them like you would a creeper in the night. See you in the game, adventurer!

TastyCraft Minecraft Server

Appetizing, clean eating, delectable, DELICIOUS, diet-friendly, Flavorful, guilt-free, healthy, high protein, Indulgent, low calorie, Minecraft, Mouthwatering, Nourishing, Nutritious, satisfying, scrumptious, Server, Surprising, Tasty, TastyCraft, Wholesome, yummy

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5923
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are made of pure chocolate and the mobs drop candy instead of loot! Join us for a sugar rush like no other as you explore our world filled with edible landscapes and delicious surprises around every corner.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Golden Cookie, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its sweet secrets and become the ultimate sugar king?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and satisfy your sweet tooth while embarking on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be sure to brush your teeth after playing, because this server is so sweet, you won’t believe it’s healthy!