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CrushCraft: Makeup Mayhem

aita, Apology, awkward situation, baggy clothes, CrushCraft, difficult situation, dinner outing, dress style, expensive restaurant, FANTASY, feeling awkward, feeling hot, friend’s husband crush, friend’s request, looking hot, makeup, MAYHEM, rude response, sense check, unreasonable request

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2777
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Crops Grown:	2125
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Void Gems Collected:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where friendships are tested and makeup is forbidden! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through awkward crushes and fashion dilemmas.

Are you ready to experience the thrill of angering your friend by looking too hot at a fancy restaurant? Can you handle the pressure of trying to find a baggy outfit that still fits the dress code?

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of friendship drama and unrealistic requests. Who needs makeup when you have the excitement of virtual adventures waiting for you? Join now and let the madness begin!

GovtBabyAbort SMP

abortion, BELIEF, Conspiracy Theory, controversy, distrust, extremism, fake news, fear-mongering, GovtBabyAbort, Manipulation, Misinformation, misinformation campaign, Partisan, polarization, Politics, Pro Life, pro-choice, Propaganda, rhetoric, smp, social media, US government

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5429
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the conspiracy theories are as wild as the creepers exploding in your face! Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind why some players think the US government is secretly pushing for post-birth abortions.

Rumor has it that the government has been experimenting with a potion that turns babies into zombies, and they need to cover it up by legalizing post-birth abortions. But don’t worry, our SMP is here to expose the truth and fight against the zombie baby apocalypse!

So if you’re ready to dive into a world of absurd conspiracies, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against the undead, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted plot twists and a whole lot of laughs along the way!

CraftyDebate2020

civil debate, CraftyDebate2020, debate, DeCorum, dignity, disagreement, Polite, polite debate, political discourse, politicians, politicians can be polite, politicians can disagree, Politics, proof, Refreshing, respectful debate, Thoughts, Vance, Vice President debate, vp debate, Walz

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2689
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6902
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where Walz and Vance duke it out in a battle of blocks and building! Watch as these two politicians show us how to settle their differences through epic PvP battles and intense building challenges. Join now to witness the most polite and dignified debate in Minecraft history! Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

Her Mission Minecraft Server

Adventure, Assignment, challenge, Duty, Game, game on, game plan, Gaming, Goal, goal oriented, Minecraft, Mission, mission accomplished, mission and game, mission statement, mission-driven, Objective, purpose, Quest, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, task

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	708
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only mission is to mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your mission is to become the ultimate llama whisperer! That’s right, we have a secret llama sanctuary where players can tame llamas, ride them into battle, and even teach them how to do the Macarena!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could amass with a flock of these majestic birds!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft, just don’t forget to bring your best dance moves!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even become the llama whisperer of your dreams!

V4Mirai Minecraft SMP – The General Creeper

Abi Kadabura, Adopted Classmate PillowdearASMR., Alicja Da Lontano, Arya Kuroha, Biscotti, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave US branch, creeper, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA(e), general, globie, idol corp, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia Alias Anono, Minecraft, Mono Monet, Narin Mikure, Petalight Kou Mariya, Pippa Pebblesworth, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Riko Solari, Serina Maiko, smp, Taring Hu, Terra 404, V4Mirai, VoltailLyko Lianna, VSPO EN, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9403
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1941	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the “But My Hat… Edition” where we wear the craziest hats while building epic structures and battling mobs.

Our streamers include the legendary Crystalis who once defeated the Ender Dragon with a carrot, Serina Maiko who can tame creepers with her singing, and Mono Monet who builds pixel art using only their toes.

But wait, there’s more! Our Gen 3 talent, Dr. NOVA(e), once turned a zombie into a disco dancing partner, and Yumi the Witch can brew potions that make you fly like a chicken.

And don’t even get us started on our Brave EN branch with globie, where Kumanui Miel once rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, and Taring Hu built a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether.

Join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever witness. Just remember, if you lose your hat, you’re out of the game!

LockedOutLair

Autonomy, BEDROOM, belongings, Boundaries, family, family dynamics, fingerprint lock, generational differences, grandmother, housing crisis, INDEPENDENCE, invasion of privacy, Lock, LockedOutLair, personal belongings, personal space, portable door lock, privacy, Respect

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6785
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can finally experience the privacy you’ve always dreamed of! Are you tired of your parents and grandma barging into your room unannounced? Look no further, because on our server, you can build your own fortress with impenetrable locks and security measures to keep those pesky intruders out.

Imagine a world where you can change, jerk off, and chill in peace without worrying about someone walking in on you. With our high-tech fingerprint lock system, you can rest assured that only you have access to your personal space. No more missing belongings, no more grandma eating your snacks, and definitely no more messy surprises left behind.

Join our server and say goodbye to unwanted room invaders forever! And hey, if the furnace guy needs access to your thermostat, just let us know and we’ll make sure you’re there to unlock the door. Because here at our Minecraft server, your privacy is our top priority. So come on in and start building your own safe haven today!

CraftyCravings

balanced diet, busy lifestyle, busy schedule, CraftyCravings, eating habits, healthy choices, Healthy Eating, healthy living, healthy recipes, healthy snacks, meal planning, meal prep, nutrition, on-the-go eating, quick meals, self-care, staying fit, Stress Management, Time management, weight management, wellness

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3171
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9730	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	68
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of trying to balance a healthy diet while also slaying creepers and mining for diamonds? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us and enjoy our virtual farm-to-table experience, where you can grow your own pixelated veggies and cook up some delicious virtual meals to keep your hunger bar full. Who needs real food when you can feast on virtual steak and potatoes all day long? Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden carrots have magical powers that will give you superhuman strength in the game. So come join us and say goodbye to real-life meal prep, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is keeping your character well-fed and ready for adventure!

Vinland Adventure: Where we tango with llamas and ride pigs! 1.20.1 forge new server

1.20.1, AdAstra, Adventure, AE2, Alexs mobs, Aphoteosis, Artifacts, Awesome Dungeons, Blood Magic, cc, Create, Dungeons now loading, exploration pack, farmers delight, Forge, ftb chunks, Llamas, Lootr, Mekanism, Modded, MrCrayfish’s Furniture, mutant monsters, Pigs, Productive Bees, Ride, Server, Simply Swords, tango, Twilight Forest, vinland

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8552
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1728
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Crops Grown:	1872
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Minecraft Server Overview

Main Mods
Create
AdAstra
Mekanism
Twilight Forest
Blood Magic
AE2
Aphoteosis
Productive Bees
Alex’s Mobs

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by visiting our Discord server and following the instructions provided.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. These rules will be shared with you when you join the server.

Q: Can I use my own mods on the server?

A: We recommend using the mods that are already installed on the server to avoid compatibility issues. However, you can reach out to the server admins to discuss adding new mods.

Israel War Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Allies, Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, influence, international relations, intervention, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, power, Server, strategy, Support, Tactics, US, Victory, War

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2133
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Votes:	592	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where Israel’s secret weapon is revealed – their unbeatable Minecraft skills! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures, building epic structures and battling mobs like never before.

But wait, there’s more! The US has decided to go to war on our behalf because they know we’re the best at Minecraft and need our skills to defeat their enemies. So come join us and help save the world, one block at a time!

With insane PvP battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world why Israel keeps winning – in Minecraft and beyond!

> play Minecraft SMP Assassin’s Creed Game

assassins, assassins creed, confusion, creed, dialogue, DISAPPOINTING, disconnect, Frustration, Game, gameplay, Gameplay experience, Hacker, Immersion, immersion breaking, interruption, Minecraft, modern day, narrative, Play, simulation, smp, Storyline, storytelling, unexpected, video game, Women

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4440
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
New Chunks Explored:	159630	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s way better than getting stuck in some lame simulation game! We promise no modern day women talking to you for 20 minutes or any hacker shit – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Build, mine, and survive with a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, we have secret hidden treasures and epic quests that will make you feel like a real-life assassin (minus the simulation interruptions). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! 🤪 #MinecraftMadness #NoSimulationShitAllowed