SMP: NeverSteamAgain

shilled to death, NeverSteamAgain, refund denied, smp, Woke

Are you tired of boring, woke moviegames that cost a fortune and disappoint you within the first 10 hours? Look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any spyware or expensive licenses. Plus, we promise not to memoryhole your experience into oblivion like those other games. Come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination! Who needs Steam when you have our awesome server to play on? Join now and say goodbye to boring games forever!

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Ghosting Harassment Hub

Harassment, proper communication, communication norms, interpersonal communication, communication skills

so, like, imagine this totally epic minecraft server where you can, like, build the most insane structures and battle with other players in crazy pvp matches. but here’s the twist – the only way to communicate with other players is by using emojis and interpretive dance! it’s like a whole new level of teamwork and strategy, dude.

and get this – there’s a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. you gotta trade with them to get rare items and resources, but be careful, they’re super picky and will only accept payment in the form of dance-offs.

oh, and did i mention the giant flying tacos that roam the skies, dropping loot for lucky players to collect? yeah, it’s totally random and totally awesome.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us and get ready for a wild ride. just remember to bring your best dance moves and be prepared for the unexpected. see you in the game, my fellow adventurers! 🌮💃🦙

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Metallo Beta Lactamase Fitness Gym

antibiotic resistance, Molecular biology, overcoming resistance, Exploitation, Beta

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds are made of unicorn tears and our creepers give hugs instead of explosions.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of candy. they ate so much they turned into a gingerbread man and now they rule over the land with a candy cane scepter.

we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons bust out their best dance moves. you can join in and show off your best flossing skills.

come join us and see what other wacky adventures await you on this totally bonkers minecraft server!

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LittleDigPlanet

Enderman Griefing, Vanilla, Max Render Distance, Creeper Griefing, Afk

Minecraft Server Overview

Criteria	Details
Age Requirement	25+
Ranks or Moderator Positions	No
Area Claim Plugins	No
Server Started	June 9th, 2023
World Border	30k blocks in all directions from spawn
Peak Online Players	8-12
Render View Distance	32 Chunks
Difficulty	Hard

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, join our Discord and introduce yourself for whitelist.
Is there an age requirement?	Players must be 25 years or older.
Are there ranks or moderator positions?	No, all players follow the same rules.
What is the world border size?	30k blocks in all directions from spawn.
What difficulty level is the server?	Hard difficulty.

Join our Discord server to get whitelisted and start playing with us!

Glowing Echoes 1.21.4

Link Hub, /u/udg, c/kdg, Tags for Prompting, Bing Copilot

Yo, broskis! Are you ready to dive into the craziest, most mind-bending Minecraft server out there? Join us on this Ravecore Edition server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe some server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you! We’ve got more mods and plugins than you can shake a diamond sword at. From ComfyUI for the experienced players to Automatic1111 for the beginners (or noobs, as we like to call them), we’ve got something for everyone.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got online image generators like Bing/Copilot and Civitai because who doesn’t want to create some funky art while mining for diamonds? And don’t even get me started on the FAQ section… it’s like a treasure trove of links and resources that will blow your mind.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride through the world of Minecraft where anything is possible and sanity is optional. See you on the server, my fellow blockheads!

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AlbumTapeMasters – Minecraft SMP

gen-x, music purchases, Minecraft, Music (Industry), childhood memories

Yo, so like, imagine joining this lit Minecraft SMP where we all pretend to be Gen X’ers from the 90s. Like, we all gotta buy our first album or tape with our own money and then we can trade them in-game for crazy rare items.

I remember when I bought my first album, it was like this super rare limited edition holographic Backstreet Boys tape. I had to fight off a pack of wild creepers just to get it, but it was so worth it. And now I can trade it for, like, a diamond sword or something.

So yeah, if you wanna relive the glory days of Gen X and trade virtual albums for epic loot, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. It’s gonna be totally rad, dude. Let’s goooooo!

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HighSkoolFlashbacks

Graduation, extracurricular activities, lockers, growing up, high school

Remember the days of high school drama, awkward crushes, and trying to navigate the cafeteria without spilling your tray? Well, forget all that nonsense because on our Minecraft server, you can relive those glory days in a whole new way!

Join our server and you’ll be transported back to a virtual high school where the hallways are filled with lava, the lockers are guarded by zombie jocks, and the cafeteria serves up potions of invisibility instead of mystery meat.

But that’s not all! Our server also features epic quests where you can earn extra credit by slaying dragons, building the coolest prom decorations, and rescuing your classmates from the clutches of evil mobs.

So if you’re looking for a high school experience like no other, join us on our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride! Who needs algebra when you can be battling creepers and crafting diamond swords?

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CraftyCartels: Trade Wars & Blocky Alliances

CraftyCartels, alliances, global trade, blocky, Politics

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got pigs flying in the sky, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling diamond armor for dirt cheap. it’s like a party in your computer, man.

you gotta join this server because our president is like, a total boss. he’s all like, “hey trump, you wanna play that tariff game? well, we can play it too, but we’re gonna do it better.” and then he starts trading with china like there’s no tomorrow. it’s like a virtual trade war, but with pixelated blocks instead of actual money.

come join us on this server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is our president’s epic comeback to trump. it’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less drama. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this craziness.

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Ink Control: Heart Repair Server

regenerative medicine, cardiac tissue repair, tissue engineering, Cardiac therapy, bioprinted tissue

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, WE GOT SOME CRAZY STUFF GOIN’ ON HERE! LIKE, DID YOU KNOW WE USE LIGHT-ACTIVATED INK TO REMOTELY CONTROL CARDIAC TISSUE? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! YOU CAN REPAIR YOUR HEART WHILE PLAYIN’ MINECRAFT!

WE GOT RESEARCHERS WORKIN’ AROUND THE CLOCK TO MAKE SURE YOUR HEART IS PUMPIN’ STRONG WHILE YOU’RE BUILDIN’ EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHTIN’ ZOMBIES! AND GET THIS, WE EVEN HAVE NON-INVASIVE APPROACHES TO MANIPULATE CARDIAC TISSUE ACTIVITY! WHO WOULDA THOUGHT YOU COULD DO THAT IN A MINECRAFT SERVER, RIGHT?

SO, IF YOU WANNA HAVE A HEART-HEALIN’, CARDIAC-TISSUE-MANIPULATIN’, LIGHT-ACTIVATED-INK-USIN’ GOOD TIME, THEN JOIN OUR SERVER NOW! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

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Seraph’s Wild

smp, Wild, discord server, Massive Dungeons, active community

Seraph’s Wild Minecraft Server

Overview

Focus	Semi-vanilla fabric server with custom items, biomes, and mobs.
Main Features	Custom items and biomes with unique effects Huge rehauls to the end and nether Massive dungeons Proximity chat No land claims or teleportation commands 1000+ Custom Advancements Active community and staff members

Want to join?

Join our discord server here.

Thank you, and we hope to see you there!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do I need any mods to join the server?	No, everything is server-side so you can join without any mods.
How can I communicate with other players?	Use the proximity chat feature to talk to players in-game.
Are there land claims or teleportation commands?	No, the server does not have land claims or teleportation commands.
What makes this server unique?	The custom items, biomes, mobs, and dungeons provide a unique gameplay experience.

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